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Originally Posted by gadolparah
some possible themes:
1. Pretend your Les Murphy
2. With a Russian accent
3. Hookers
Quote:
Originally Posted by H0NEY BADGER
remove the numbers and make that one theme
Quote:
Originally Posted by gadolparah
done
Daaaaa, I was f&cking hooker Anna
All five hundred kilogram
Then she took all my Rubles
Faster than Gary Neville scam
Maybe was the vodka?
Head is never aching worse
That c&nt Anna was a robber
Told me she was nurse
Before anorexic Anna
I f&ck cow goddess Inga
Said she gambled for a living
But I think she just meant zynga
Inga was too fat to run
But that bitch robbed me too
Told her pimp I had some AIDS
Now I’m banned by King Spew
But finest f&ck I’ve ever had
I give crown to Zoya
We f&ck for days, she bill for months
Would have made good lawyer
Why so many hookers Les?
What the f&ck wrong with me?
But wait, was not hookers
All along was UCD