I probably won't be around later tonight, so figured I'd get this thing started now (and before someone else hijacks me). First off I'd like to just thank everyone for nominating me to start this years thread. It's a pretty big honor. Now, onto more important things.

HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT YEAR AND BINKS THE BBJ!! HERE'S TO HOPING THAT 2012 BRINGS A LONG PROSPEROUS YEAR TO THE MERGE NETWORK, EVEN IN THE FACE OF US LEGISLATION! HERE'S A PICTURE OF ME WISHING YOU GUYS GOOD LUCK AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! MAY ALL YOUR CARDS BE LIVE AND YOUR POTS BE MONSTERS!



***Feel free to use above pic as blackmail at a further date if convenient***

PS: I suggest all regs stare at this picture while grinding this year, thus leaving all the fish to me.

frist

here's to hoping i don't have to spend a whole year on merge.

bad beat blowjob?

Why's there a 2012 merge thread? The old thread doesn't specify a year so we should just keep it forever.

i disagree. this must now be the thread for all the postings related to merge pokers within the present time and December 31st 2012 at 11:59pm. The reason the previous thread doesn't have a year is because it was started with the intention of just answering questions about the merge network, it wasn't until I tried to start a separate 2011 thread, that the two threads were combined and that one became the regs thread.

...why is it better to give the lady yer number? no make sense.....

disco well?

whore'n strat strat?

because then i get to whip out the epic 867-5309 and see if she has even the slightest clue that its not a real phone number.

see below for a better response

no disco well. i'm saving that for my 10kth roast most likely.

in

i didn't notice this before i posted that pic of me, but if you look hard enough you can actually see some bread crumbs on my shirt at the bottom middle of the pic. classic.

In

yo

Yo. What is the threshold of missing teeth for session abortion? Just curious.

missing teeth are a bonus yo

Perhaps, but I'd think it would have to be in the right spots. Like if there was a single front tooth left, seems like it could get ugly.

Well ending my year on running KK into AA 5 times an hour so far today, let's see if I make it to double-digits by the end of tonight

bouta tree fiddy

ta **** is an 867-5309 ?

hooker story disappointed imo... was just kinda sad.
dont nerdy guys with money realize that alone basically qualifies you for an asian wife, who probably has most of her teeth and some self-respect.

you're too old

no, that's swedish guys