I probably won't be around later tonight, so figured I'd get this thing started now (and before someone else hijacks me). First off I'd like to just thank everyone for nominating me to start this years thread. It's a pretty big honor. Now, onto more important things.
I promised a whore story. I don't believe I actually told this one yet, so here goes. It was like 2am on a cold, lonely, Saturday evening. Thy DiscoBisco was sitting around high and bored, the thought of actually playing poker on the internet far out of his minds grasp. So he did the only thing he knew how to do in such a trying moment. Browse the backpage whore ads. He finally came upon one that seemed ok, called her up and went to the hotel to meet her. When he called upon his arrival, she told him to wait in the parking lot for a few mins. About 2 mins later some chickenhead came walking up behind his car and knocked on his door. It was a bit sketchy, but he followed her to her room. The pre-negotiated price of 100$ was soon in question as the whore began telling thy great one that he would have to pony up another 20$ if he wanted a blowjob. He told the whore he only had the 100$ and she said fine, and started getting naked. Its probably important to mention at this moment that this whore was about 80 pounds and super dirty looking. She was likely missing a few teeth. It was at this time that he started asking her questions and found out she'd been whoring herself out since she was 15!!!! She was in her late 20's or early 30's at this time. Her laptop in the hotel room had no top or bottom on it. It was just a keyboard sitting on top of a mobo. She said she'd been meaning to get a new one since 1997 but hasn't been able to afford it yet because her pimp takes 80% of her money. She finally began sucking on thy dick, and much to DiscoBisco's suprise he gladly came quickly, spewing his frothy expectant load all over her dirty whore face, and was ready to get the **** outta there. During cleanup she began talking about how the hotel management knows she's there, and she's been living in that hotel room for years now. She said they call her in advance whenever the cops show up so that she can ditch her room. She then asked me if I wanted her number so I could contact her directly, to which I said it's probably better to let me give you mine. 867-5309. The whore gladly typed the number in her phone, and sent a text message. She walked DiscoBisco to his car, and he quickly left and grabbed some fast food on the way home. The moral of this story gentlemen is to never ever ever find whores on backpage, let alone the 2am whores. Everytime DiscoBisco has done this he has been greatly dissapointed, like another time that he went into the whores room only to find she was rooming with another whore, who went into the bathroom while DiscoBisco received fellatio. These backpage whores are ruthless. No money in backpage whores, backpage whores too dirty and their pimps too solid.
HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT YEAR AND BINKS THE BBJ!! HERE'S TO HOPING THAT 2012 BRINGS A LONG PROSPEROUS YEAR TO THE MERGE NETWORK, EVEN IN THE FACE OF US LEGISLATION! HERE'S A PICTURE OF ME WISHING YOU GUYS GOOD LUCK AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! MAY ALL YOUR CARDS BE LIVE AND YOUR POTS BE MONSTERS!
***Feel free to use above pic as blackmail at a further date if convenient***
PS: I suggest all regs stare at this picture while grinding this year, thus leaving all the fish to me.
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