Belated January Graphs and results/February Goals Thread

[mpethybridge]

I read this quote in the Merge regs thread:

i wish there was a SSNL graphs thread each month i just dont want to be the dick to start it

I didn't realize there was a stigma attached in some peope's opinion to starting the results thread. I guess the idea is that you don't want to look like you're bragging if you posted good results.

Well, I have no problem saying that i had an optimal month online in January:

Spoiler:

Top that if you can, suckahs.

Spoiler:

Oh, and **** you, FT and DOJ, **** you.

[RAW_FORCE]

well clearly i can't be the first one to post a graph in the thread, lest it be construed as bragging.

[mpethybridge]

I thought I made it clear that my graph represents my best month ever.

I'm quite proud I figured out my optimal strategy for online poker.

Cliff's on my month:

Brag: No losses
Beat: None
Variance: None.

I mean, really, how can you top that brag?

[Jah Onion]

but how much did u win?

[DonkDonkDonkDonk]

sick volume mpethy, you going for SNE?

[mpethybridge]

Originally Posted by DonkDonkDonkDonk

sick volume mpethy, you going for SNE?

TBH, no. Grinding 24 tables 10 hours a day or something like that is a recipe for a low-ish win rate and high variance. Plus, I'd have to sell my new vegas house and sneak across the border into Canada and jack my computer into a polar bear's ass through a hole in the wall of my igloo. (Rumor has it that most polar bears don't like that).

Right now, I'm concentrating on mastering my current strategy. I know it sounds conceited, but I have to say I have found the strategy that perfectly fits my poker aptitude. I've gone MONTHS without a losing online session, and look at that graph--not a single bad beat. I;m exactly where I have always needed to be in terms of online poker.

But enough about me--I actually did intend for this to be the January results thread, and would like to see how others did last month, and what they are planning for February. But apparently it takes a dick to start the thread, and, well, who is more qualified in that regard than me?

(Jesus, sorry for sounding so conceited in this post).

[DonkDonkDonkDonk]

well, not playing probably beat my month, I beat my previous high monthly volume in 2 weeks, had a mental breakdown and lost a bunch and withdrew my roll. Fun times.

[SmbSmbSmb]

february goals:

invert that.

[Slugant]

feb goal: do this again

[Xela]

Feb goals: Stop taking shots @ NL400

[Mayox]

How can I resist.



Unfortunately not a winning player in feb tho, pokers broken

Feb goals, 350k hands, 5k+ at tables

[Slugant]

sick volume
and good to see you arent just running good vs me

[Mayox]

Originally Posted by Slugant

sick volume
and good to see you arent just running good vs me

have i ever not sucked out vs you AIP?
or ever got it in good?

[gadolparah]

thanks for being that dick mpethy

[Glanza_Mike]

Originally Posted by SmbSmbSmb

february goals:

invert that.

I've been playing well, i'm gonna take some shots...****, grind, grind, shot take....****, grind, win, grind, win, shot take....****, grind, win, you get the idea. February goals take less shots?