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Old 12-23-2012, 05:43 AM   #1
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This thread may be slightly NSFW, but I will try to keep most inappropriate things in spoilers.

If people wanna ask some questions, go for it. If not, enjoy (hopefully).

It's tough to entertain people on the internet, but I will try.

ME! (link to my website and what not)http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/members/105457/

Mods tried banning me once:


but my attorney came to the rescue!

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I drew up a couple renditions (re: MS paint job w/ a funky vertical mouse) of some of our favorite people on these forums, hopefully they don't get butthurt (Don't think Disco will since there are people with vaginas itt).

Disco:






And as an apology to Disco:
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butt seriously:
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UCD!



Apology for UCD
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How I realized you were all terrible at poker even when I was terrible at poker: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/96...d-boat-412517/

Jasons trying to play poker:
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Jasons about to fire 300bb river overbet bluff where it makes no sense:


Apology for Jasons who doesn't read 2p2 anymore:
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When my game was peaking: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/96...apple-1175190/

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Occasionally, I try to give real advice: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...ostcount=21484

poker content! LOOK AWAY
$200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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SB: $820.84
BB: $208.25
UTG: $190.00
CO: $533.16
Hero (BTN): $200.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with 4 9
2 folds, Hero raises to $4, 1 fold, BB calls $2

Flop: ($9.00) 5 6 K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $6.00, BB calls $6

Turn: ($21.00) 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $14.00, BB calls $14

River: ($49.00) J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $34.50, BB raises to $90, Hero raises to $176, BB folds

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Disco da businessman: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=2690

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A fun hand: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=1985

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lol shorties: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...ostcount=33582

shorties playing poker:


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effin red pros: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...ostcount=20092

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oh yea, and mandatory obv

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Old 12-23-2012, 05:55 AM   #2
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Frist. Well played.
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Old 12-23-2012, 07:11 AM   #3
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Wow.
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Old 12-23-2012, 07:13 AM   #4
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Malice has to be some kinda mega savant super computer hybrid
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Old 12-23-2012, 12:00 PM   #5
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garph in $$
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Old 12-23-2012, 12:08 PM   #6
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Old 12-23-2012, 12:25 PM   #7
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Awesome post sir
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Old 12-23-2012, 01:28 PM   #8
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very good
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Old 12-23-2012, 01:46 PM   #9
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my butt is confirmed hurting, i like the cubs shirt and new balance shoes in my pic though, nice touch
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Old 12-23-2012, 01:56 PM   #10
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lol i missed the new balances
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Old 12-23-2012, 03:06 PM   #12
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UCD wearing, "some bad team" LOL
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Old 12-23-2012, 03:12 PM   #13
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ahahaha. I didn't really understand what his grilfriends meant. One holding a cat? One holding a calculator, one with an abacus, and one with a camera
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Old 12-23-2012, 03:49 PM   #14
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ahahaha. I didn't really understand what his grilfriends meant. One holding a cat? One holding a calculator, one with an abacus, and one with a camera
UCD loves Asians
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Old 12-23-2012, 03:58 PM   #15
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Old 12-23-2012, 04:03 PM   #16
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and it's supposed to be a Chihuahua or some other purse-sized dog, but my MS paint skills aren't great.
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well done malice

also props to disco and ucd. these guys put themselves out there knowing theyre going to be criticized and the butt of some jokes. we should all appreciate they do this knowing its going to benefit us

just curious about the mspaint art. was it intentional for all ucd's girlfriends to have a generic look with the same haircut and big bush? was it just the limitations of your artistic ability with mspaint? or is it some high level **** where we're forced to project our own thoughts on to those women, then contemplate where those ideas came from, and reflect on ourselves?
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graph in $:

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haha wp man
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Old 12-23-2012, 08:54 PM   #21
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well done malice

also props to disco and ucd. these guys put themselves out there knowing theyre going to be criticized and the butt of some jokes. we should all appreciate they do this knowing its going to benefit us

just curious about the mspaint art. was it intentional for all ucd's girlfriends to have a generic look with the same haircut and big bush? was it just the limitations of your artistic ability with mspaint? or is it some high level **** where we're forced to project our own thoughts on to those women, then contemplate where those ideas came from, and reflect on ourselves?
+1

and my thinking behind that art piece was something like "UCD likes Asians a lot, they are known for looking the same, math, 95% hair concentration and portable quadrupeds"
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Old 12-24-2012, 07:15 PM   #22
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there's one of the last 1mm hands on my website (URL in my 2p2 profile, I think the mods get angry when you post it itt)

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UCD wearing, "some bad team" LOL
haven't seem him around here in a while, hopefully he sees it eventually

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gold has a solid winrate for sure, would look epic on a vertical monitor
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Old 12-24-2012, 11:34 PM   #23
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Small stakes full ring forum confirmed dead when even this thread is barely getting any love
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Old 12-25-2012, 12:15 AM   #24
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didnt understand anything in this thread, just stayed for the pics and gifs.

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fuuuaark
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Old 12-25-2012, 02:02 AM   #25
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awesome post Malice
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