This thread may be slightly NSFW, but I will try to keep most inappropriate things in spoilers.

If people wanna ask some questions, go for it. If not, enjoy (hopefully).

It's tough to entertain people on the internet, but I will try.

ME! (link to my website and what not)http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/members/105457/

Mods tried banning me once:


but my attorney came to the rescue!







I drew up a couple renditions (re: MS paint job w/ a funky vertical mouse) of some of our favorite people on these forums, hopefully they don't get butthurt (Don't think Disco will since there are people with vaginas itt).

Disco:






And as an apology to Disco:


butt seriously:





UCD!



Apology for UCD




How I realized you were all terrible at poker even when I was terrible at poker: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/96...d-boat-412517/

Jasons trying to play poker:


Jasons about to fire 300bb river overbet bluff where it makes no sense:


Apology for Jasons who doesn't read 2p2 anymore:


When my game was peaking: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/96...apple-1175190/



Occasionally, I try to give real advice: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...ostcount=21484

poker content! LOOK AWAY
$200.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

SB: $820.84
BB: $208.25
UTG: $190.00
CO: $533.16
Hero (BTN): $200.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with 4 9
2 folds, Hero raises to $4, 1 fold, BB calls $2

Flop: ($9.00) 5 6 K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $6.00, BB calls $6

Turn: ($21.00) 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $14.00, BB calls $14

River: ($49.00) J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $34.50, BB raises to $90, Hero raises to $176, BB folds



Disco da businessman: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=2690





A fun hand: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=1985



lol shorties: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...ostcount=33582

shorties playing poker:




effin red pros: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...ostcount=20092










oh yea, and mandatory obv

Frist. Well played.

Wow.

Malice has to be some kinda mega savant super computer hybrid

garph in $$

jenn kaelin

Awesome post sir

very good

my butt is confirmed hurting, i like the cubs shirt and new balance shoes in my pic though, nice touch

lol i missed the new balances

POTY

UCD wearing, "some bad team" LOL

ahahaha. I didn't really understand what his grilfriends meant. One holding a cat? One holding a calculator, one with an abacus, and one with a camera

UCD loves Asians

A+

and it's supposed to be a Chihuahua or some other purse-sized dog, but my MS paint skills aren't great.

A+++
get to 10k posts quickly please

well done malice

also props to disco and ucd. these guys put themselves out there knowing theyre going to be criticized and the butt of some jokes. we should all appreciate they do this knowing its going to benefit us

just curious about the mspaint art. was it intentional for all ucd's girlfriends to have a generic look with the same haircut and big bush? was it just the limitations of your artistic ability with mspaint? or is it some high level **** where we're forced to project our own thoughts on to those women, then contemplate where those ideas came from, and reflect on ourselves?

graph in $:

haha wp man

+1

and my thinking behind that art piece was something like "UCD likes Asians a lot, they are known for looking the same, math, 95% hair concentration and portable quadrupeds"

there's one of the last 1mm hands on my website (URL in my 2p2 profile, I think the mods get angry when you post it itt)

haven't seem him around here in a while, hopefully he sees it eventually

gold has a solid winrate for sure, would look epic on a vertical monitor

Small stakes full ring forum confirmed dead when even this thread is barely getting any love

didnt understand anything in this thread, just stayed for the pics and gifs.

also; source, name?




fuuuaark

awesome post Malice