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Old 06-29-2012, 01:16 PM   #31
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cool I apologize. Mods please delete thread and change forum title to GOLF FORUM SRS BIZ ONLY NO TALKING
See Keno's post #19.
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Old 06-29-2012, 01:28 PM   #32
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See my post #32
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Old 06-29-2012, 01:33 PM   #33
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I like to just yell "good job" "good effort" to everyone on the course. My playing partners, group in front, group behind, everyone.
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Old 06-29-2012, 02:03 PM   #34
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1 yard!
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Old 06-30-2012, 02:59 AM   #35
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I assume you dropped gloves at this point... Or did you hit him back with a one-liner of your own first? Something like, "Not as much as your mom made last night."
Heh. I don't remember what I said, but it was probably something pansy-ass, at least in his opinion.
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Old 07-01-2012, 06:58 PM   #36
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I'll **** with my friends and yell "be right" when i know the shot is way off. I make fun of myself enough during a round so they don't mind.
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Old 07-02-2012, 09:25 AM   #37
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Just yell "get out" when someone's ball is headed for some woods.

Then they mindf*ck themselves in thinking -- was he rooting for my ball to get out of the woods, or get out of bounds?
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Old 07-10-2012, 11:14 PM   #38
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Whenever my buddies or I hit a shot at a maintenance worker on a mower or adjusting sprinklers, we always yell "QUATRO!!"
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Old 07-10-2012, 11:20 PM   #39
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I'm sure they just love that.
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Whenever my buddies or I hit a shot at a maintenance worker on a mower or adjusting sprinklers, we always yell "QUATRO!!"
And I hope they laugh at your ignorance that it's not "FOUR" it's "FORE"
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Old 07-11-2012, 04:43 PM   #41
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Saying "one" when the ball falls off the tee is by far the nut low in golf vernacular
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When it starts to rain I like say "I don't think the heavy stuff is coming down for quite a while"
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