I'm sick of saying the same ten things on the course during a round with my friends. I'll admit, there is something to be said for tradition, telling the same jokes and spewing the same lines just because thats the way its always been, but we need to keep it fresh as well.
I can only say "right club, wrong direction" or "well i had the line right" so many times. I need some new phrases for the course.
I know Rick Reilly did a column on this like two months ago, but I also know that Rick Reilly sucks and recommended phrases such as "hurry up, Kevin Na wants to play through" for when your buddy is taking too many practice swings. So I want to see what 2p2 has to offer.
What kinds of things do you say in different situations on the course to keep yourself from getting bored? What have you heard other people say that you thought was especially clever or different?
for reference: http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/7.../new-golf-talk