You and half the LPGA.

I think Petterson and Kim can probably take me but thirds are still probably good.

Creamer,Sandra and Aza in a daisy chain. I'll direct. A rod write the script.

Setting: Friday evening, the 3 are inexplicably rooming together at some condo near their tour stop. It's sundown and a bit of a drizzle outside. There is a bearskin rug on the floor and a fire in the fireplace. The "O'Reilly Factor" can be faintly heard throughout the open floor plan, the sounds of GOP-brewhaha echo off the wood flooring. The dead bear on the floor does its best to absorb the non-romantic voice. But it does about as well as it did against the fatal rifleman circa bear season 2011.

Paula enters the kitchen with an apron on and is mixing some cupcake batter. When I said apron I meant apron and nothing else other than some tight white panties. She turns a bit and sideboob is visible. This is when you know the movie will be good, despite the complete lack of bassline groove. Her hair is in a ponytail and she looks a bit forlorn, after shooting a 74 and missing the cut.

Enter Sandra Gal:

"Hello Paula! I shoot 68, yes? Please to be making me how you say celebratory cupcake, no?", beams the buxom Bavarian.

"Hey, Sandy. Sure, I will make you some. You played great today and I loved your tight white pants. You're so tall and awesome.", says the 2010 US LOL Female Open champ.

"You are very tall, too, no?", replies Sandra.

"I guess so.. hey look at you, girl, you got all wet in the rain. Let's get you out of that shirt before you catch a cold. You got a tournament to win, sweetheart.", directs Paula, while brushing Ms. Gal's hair off her shoulder.

"Oh, yes, danke.", says the appetizing aryan.

Moments later Aza Munoz enters the condo, right at the moment Paula Creamer is lifting Sandra Gal's shirt off.

"Aye, Dios Mio!" says the shocked Spaniard, before cracking a coy smile. "Ay, aye, aye, me encanta!

Then the 3 of them fist eachother, but not before turning the TV off. After that, Paula finishes the cupcakes, and Sandra goes on to T5, while Aza plays valiantly but WDs on Sunday hole 6 with "a prolem ehhh, walking". Paula's fist is a bit manly, fwiw. It was a memorable weekend for the tasty trifecta. Ms. Gal finally said "auf wiedersehen" to her anal fistginity.

A+

I think we need Dominic in on this discussion.

that's some fapping material. well done sir.

Tried to get a boner but just couldn't. Need some hot girls in your screenplay next time.

Did Wie really make a hole in one on a par 4 to finish her round yesterday? I saw it on her scorecard but didn't see any articles about it. Seems like something that would be notable.

ROUND 4
Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOT
Par 4 5 4 3 5 3 4 4 4 36 4 5 4 4 3 5 4 3 4 36 72
Rnd 4 4 5 3 3 5 3 4 4 4 35 3 5 4 5 3 5 3 3 4 35 70
Status -13 -13 -14 -14 -14 -14 -14 -14 -14 -14 -15 -15 -15 -14 -14 -14 -15 -15 -15 -15 -15

I don't see where she did

If she had done, the Golf Channel would still be talking about it, and nothing else

OMG THIS IS THE SPRINGBOARD TO 27 MAJORS

Stumbled onto the LPGA event yesterday but was too lazy to bump the thread. It was amazing how many players had a chance to catch Webb, most needing a birdie on one of the last 2-3 holes and none could get it done. Had Webb not birdied 18 herself (and everything else played out the same) I think there would have been a six-way playoff.

Slightly unrelated, I would like to think that Aza and Korda secretly bump donuts with each other.

Golfchannel.com shows her with a 1 on 18, but I just noticed they have her 4 round total at 270, which doesn't add up to -15 so it must be a weird typo.

I follow Korda on Instagram and she has a decent amount of pics with other chicks. She has a boyfriend but I could see her scissoring a few hotties on tour.

Aviara is such a pretty course. I'm glad the LPGA plays on it.

Michelle Wie's eyes don't work. Keeps lining up 4 foot putts a cup right of hole and missing them. Good God what a bust.

SHES GONNA REVOLUTIONIZE GOLF YALL

It's a shame Lexi Thompson munches rugs because she's got a tight little body. Watching Playing Lessons with Lexi was funny - so much nervous laughter around Holly Sonders you could just tell she wanted to suck on them fake bags Holly has stapled to her chest.

That other chick is a tour player. Forgot her name though.

She's sporting some nice side (interior) boob and a decent cameltoe.

I don't think interior counts as side boob, just cleavage IMO.

Yeah but you know what I mean. That's like the underboob variety of cleavage. That's a bit more than you typically get. It's definitely not sideboob though. There needs to be a better name for this.

need confirmation. but this is in the spank bank.

She has a LPGA tour card doesn't she?

A girl I've seen for a few years now at my local driving range is 2 shots off the lead at Nabisco.

Weiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!

Gal gams

The leader board currently has;

Yin (A)
Yang

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