Greatest golf movie lines! - Golf and Golf Tournament Forum

Two Plus Two Forums Sports and Games Golf

Greatest golf movie lines!

Post Reply Subscribe

...

10-25-2014 , 12:30 PM

royhobbs62

self-banned

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 431

I hit the seven like Daly hits the three!

Quote

10-25-2014 , 12:34 PM

royhobbs62

self-banned

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 431

See if you can Out Drive the Golfball uh Whacker guy!!!

Quote

10-25-2014 , 12:56 PM

mucksandgravs

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 30,971

"The price is wrong, bitch"

Quote

10-25-2014 , 07:01 PM

westhoff

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 17,155

somebody's closer!

looks good on you though!

Quote

10-25-2014 , 09:17 PM

rivercitybirdie

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 4,708

was going to ask this question but didn't want to start a new thread...

caddyshack 2 gets panned as an absolutely horrible movie but i'm wondering how many people who judge it have actually seen it. or are they just implicitly judging it?

is it the only sequel of a successful ensemble movie that has none of the original stars in it?

thanks in advance!

Quote

10-25-2014 , 09:19 PM

rivercitybirdie

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 4,708

oops. chevy chase is caddyshack 2 but way down the credits list....

Quote

10-25-2014 , 09:45 PM

ntnBO

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 7,646

Saw Caddyshack II at the theater when released, it is an awful movie no matter what they call it.

As far as the OP's question goes....

I never could **** nothing like that, I'd just want to get her naked, lay down beside her, look over every once in a while.... and call her bitch.

That movie has more great golf quotes than all the others put together, I could go on for days.

BO

Quote

10-26-2014 , 01:41 AM

golfnpoker

adept

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,160

Jackass !

Quote

10-26-2014 , 03:31 AM

Golf_God_23

adept

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 737

Pulled it from IMDB...

"So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

-Carl Spackler

Quote

10-26-2014 , 11:02 AM

#10

pgjcbsn

adept

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 861

Quote

10-26-2014 , 12:13 PM

#11

cwicemvp12

Sergei Bobrovsky!

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 22,495

Quote

10-26-2014 , 09:47 PM

#12

702guy

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 8,420

Quote:

Originally Posted by rivercitybirdie

caddyshack 2 gets panned as an absolutely horrible movie but i'm wondering how many people who judge it have actually seen it. or are they just implicitly judging it?

it is horrible - zero laughs. Chevy Chase just has a cameo in the movie.

I think this could also go in this thread. What non-golf movies have good scenes that take place on golf courses? I can think of the following:

- Falling Down
- Enter the Dragon
- Goldfinger

i know there are others...

Quote

10-26-2014 , 11:24 PM

#13

00cooler00

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,810

Was #11 on our House Rules in college:

Never bet money that you don't have on a dog race with an ex-girlfriend who happens to be a stripper

Quote

10-31-2014 , 08:49 AM

#14

royhobbs62

self-banned

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 431

He's gonna hit it off the Sh itter!

Quote

10-31-2014 , 06:32 PM

#15

ReidLockhart

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 7,771

"I just hit an 8 degree driver off the cartpath"

That one always stuck with me.

And there's almost no time in which someone asks me what I think they should hit where I don't think to myself "You should be thinkin' 'Hit the Seven Iron'"

Quote

10-31-2014 , 10:33 PM

#16

EEZEE12

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 186

I don't wanna get married Danny!

Quote

10-31-2014 , 11:03 PM

#17

campfirewest

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 9,938

Quote:

Originally Posted by cwicemvp12

I never realized this is what he meant: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=hard%20way

Quote

11-03-2014 , 12:16 AM

#18

hugeballs999

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 237

"Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them," - Roy McAvoy

Quote

11-17-2014 , 04:47 PM

#19

KrazyKris

GOAT PEEHS Drehpehs

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 14,268

Quote

Post Reply Subscribe

...