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Old 10-25-2014, 01:30 PM   #1
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Greatest golf movie lines!

I hit the seven like Daly hits the three!
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Old 10-25-2014, 01:34 PM   #2
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See if you can Out Drive the Golfball uh Whacker guy!!!
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Old 10-25-2014, 01:56 PM   #3
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"The price is wrong, bitch"
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Old 10-25-2014, 08:01 PM   #4
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somebody's closer!

looks good on you though!
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Old 10-25-2014, 10:17 PM   #5
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Re: Greatest golf movie lines!

was going to ask this question but didn't want to start a new thread...

caddyshack 2 gets panned as an absolutely horrible movie but i'm wondering how many people who judge it have actually seen it. or are they just implicitly judging it?

is it the only sequel of a successful ensemble movie that has none of the original stars in it?

thanks in advance!
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Old 10-25-2014, 10:19 PM   #6
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oops. chevy chase is caddyshack 2 but way down the credits list....
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Old 10-25-2014, 10:45 PM   #7
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Saw Caddyshack II at the theater when released, it is an awful movie no matter what they call it.

As far as the OP's question goes....

I never could **** nothing like that, I'd just want to get her naked, lay down beside her, look over every once in a while.... and call her bitch.

That movie has more great golf quotes than all the others put together, I could go on for days.

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Old 10-26-2014, 02:41 AM   #8
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Old 10-26-2014, 04:31 AM   #9
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Pulled it from IMDB...

"So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

-Carl Spackler
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Old 10-26-2014, 12:02 PM   #10
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Old 10-26-2014, 01:13 PM   #11
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Old 10-26-2014, 10:47 PM   #12
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caddyshack 2 gets panned as an absolutely horrible movie but i'm wondering how many people who judge it have actually seen it. or are they just implicitly judging it?
it is horrible - zero laughs. Chevy Chase just has a cameo in the movie.

I think this could also go in this thread. What non-golf movies have good scenes that take place on golf courses? I can think of the following:

- Falling Down
- Enter the Dragon
- Goldfinger

i know there are others...
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Old 10-27-2014, 12:24 AM   #13
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Was #11 on our House Rules in college:

Never bet money that you don't have on a dog race with an ex-girlfriend who happens to be a stripper
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Old 10-31-2014, 09:49 AM   #14
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He's gonna hit it off the Sh itter!
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Old 10-31-2014, 07:32 PM   #15
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"I just hit an 8 degree driver off the cartpath"

That one always stuck with me.


And there's almost no time in which someone asks me what I think they should hit where I don't think to myself "You should be thinkin' 'Hit the Seven Iron'"
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