Scottsdale Trip Report
Background: I'm a 13 index, father is about a 35+ but enjoys spending time with me. Wife tagged along to sun her boobs at the pool all day. Rented house near Troon with beautiful view of the mountains -
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Flew out Friday 3/30 7am US Air First Class - flight uneventful besides only kid on the entire plane seated behind me, british accent, singing the entire flight. ("Nigel that's a WOOONDERFUL song, please sing it again!") Headphones shoved deep in ears, may have damaged eardrum but worth it.
Landed in PHX around local time, bags arrived, picked up rental headed straight to We-Ko-Pa - changed and ate when we got there, spent some time on the range where this guy next to me wouldn't shut the hell up. Being a lefty sucks on the range because someone is always looking at you - pretty much 1 out of every 5 people end up trying to strike up conversation. Hate small talk. After hitting the putting green for a little while we were called to the first tee on the Cholla course.... and me and pops are paired up with Chatty McGee and his buddy who also won't shut the hell up. Ever. Even while you're putting, or on the tee - probably talks in his sleep. Played the composite tees as that is what the other yokels were playing (6436 yd 69.6/128) - pops played the whites.
Overall impressions of the course were decent, but probably worst of the four we played over the weekend. Course was in good shape, some brown patches of rough and around the tee boxes and it was a solid challenge. Round was obviously put on ice by the two morons we were paired with, as mentioned above, who couldn't shut up. Stopped my pre-shot routine many times just to see if they'd stop talking and they didn't. We almost walked off after 9 because it was so tilting, course was jammed so couldn't escape. Picked up 8 beers at the turn (wife who was riding with us picked up a couple beers as well as a double bacardi and diet) and moved on. Weather was hot, 90+ degrees and coming from a cooler climate felt like about 190+ - staff was somewhat on the rude side, not what I had been expecting.
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After round was over, found a Safeway and picked up some snacks and booze (4 bottles of wine, bottles of Ketel, Captain and Bacardi, 12 pack of heineken.... for 3 days) and headed off to the house which ended up being about a half hour away, add 15 minutes for driving to the wrong address (119th way vs. 119th place? really?)
Got to the house, unpacked, showered, sht and shaved and got changed to head out to dinner at J&G Steakhouse at the Phoenician. National cleavage day was well celebrated by the wife - pulled up to valet and the young whores out front appeared to be celebrating it as well. Reminded myself to put in a bid on a house here very soon.
Dinner was decent, serviced sucked out loud - having dined hundreds of times at so-called high end steakhouses, this one was pretty average. Filet cooked to right temperature and was quality, bernaise runny, salad for appetizer forgettable. Bottle of cab took about 15 minutes to get delivered. Outdoor fire pit dealie was really cool tho, it wasn't cold by any means for a non-local in the evening, felt like I could sit out there forever drinking and chatting. Headed home after that for some R&R as it had been a long day.
Wake up at 2am from time change, stay in and out of sleep until I finally get out of bed around 545 – shower, coffee, breakfast and head off to TPC Scottsdale.
Arrive at TPC Scottsdale for a 658am tee time on the Stadium Course – do some shopping in the pro shop and head out to meet our forecaddie, Henry. The course was in awesome shape, tough, and Henry was a great caddie. Did everything a caddie is supposed to do – tell stories, read putts, local knowledge, etc. – my dad really enjoyed that aspect as he’s never had a caddie (forecaddie or regular) and was impressed with Henry. It was easy to tell that this course might be the best one we played all weekend, and that the $640 we paid for our round was being put to good use. Fairways, teeboxes, rough, greens all immaculate. Greens rolled true and the course provided a solid challenge. Feedback I had heard from others said negatively that it was overrated and too open – well as previously mentioned I’m a 13 and my dad is like a 35 so just fine for us as far as that was concerned. Service at the course was top notch the entire way through, everyone was pleasant which I had expected for this type of course. I played the blues (6525yds, 71.1/129) and my father played the whites. Favorite hole besides playing #16 which pops and I were looking forward to the entire trip was #15.
Took some cool pics, here’s the gallery (password is azgolf) --
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After tipping Henry and dropping our clubs off up front, we had lunch in the Grill at TPC – a good friend of mine back home who is not doing well healthwise and is seemingly on his way out healthwise, asked me if I could track down an old buddy of his at the Grill. So we sat down to order beers and lunch and I asked the guy if he knew my friend’s buddy. Turns out that was the guy. We chatted for a bit about my friend from back home, and I was able to get him on the phone so they could talk for a little while. Not lying, this was probably the highlight of my trip because I know how bad his health is and was happy he got to re-connect for an old friend. As luck would have it, the only reason we were able to stop for lunch is because we got out first as a twosome and played at an okay pace. We had a tee-time at 130pm so if we got stuck or jammed up, never would have made it.
Departed TPC and stopped back at home since we had so much time, had a few beers and some lunch. Father went to put heat and stim on his bad back and hip, so I hopped in the pool with the wife as it was again 90+ degrees. Giggity giggity goo! Showered and changed and headed out for Grayhawk.
If we didn’t love golf so much, we probably would have just skipped this round. Not because the course sucked (it didn’t) or in bad shape (it wasn’t), but with the heat and being the second round of the day we thought staying home drinking by the pool would have been a better idea. I kind of lost steam somewhere around the 14th hole and my dad was ready to quit after about 10. The twosome we were paired with was pretty cool, refreshing considering the people we were paired with at We-Ko-Pa the day earlier. Great shape, lush green fairways, greens and teeboxes. Thought it was obviously a lot more challenging than We-Ko-Pa or TPC, well bunkered greens, elevation changes and I think being tired as hell made it seem that way. Staff was somewhat rude and uninterested, a majority of them were younger college-age kids who had the don’t give a crap attitude. Kind of worked out good for them though, as I didn’t really give a crap about anything but getting home and watching the NCAA games (already missed Kentucky/Louisville on the course) – I played the Palo Verde tees (6593 yards, 71.7/139) and dad played the Terra Cotta tees. Favorite hole on the course was #13, uphill par 3.
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Quick stop home to shower and change, grab the wife and head to dinner at Mastro’s. When we first walked in there was a super hot blonde singing and playing the piano, so naturally wife and I got drinks from the bar and spent our time before dinner watching Ohio State/Kansas and staring at her tits. Got seated and had what I would consider to be first class service from the waiters. Timing was on point, everything was delivered as it should be and courteous attitudes as well. Filet was cooked at the proper temperature, béarnaise was thick and delicious , wine was findable in under 5 minutes (hooray) and was perfect way to wrap up our day. I usually don’t ever eat dessert unless it’s bananas foster, so when our waiter asked us if we were interested in dessert I said “not unless you have bananas foster” – to which he replied “we sure do, you want that?” Ship it. So ten minutes later he comes out with a shaker and pours my wife and I a martini. Prolly shoulda looked at the menu – no bananas, no ice cream, no flaming sauce. Oops… (bananas foster martini was pretty good tho!)
Got to sleep in a bit the next morning as our tee time at Troon North Pinnacle wasn’t until 9am. Arrived and was greeted by a total dickbag at the bag drop so that was nice, every other staff member was decidedly friendly though, so one bad apple etc. etc. Anyways, we had initially planned on having a walking caddie but my father’s hip and back were acting up, he wanted to get 18 holes in and didn’t think he could if we walked so we just took a forecaddie instead, Brad. Must have hit caddie jackpot this weekend as Brad, though older and relying on his scope vs. Henry walking off yardages was exceptional. Again kept us interested with some stories, had excellent knowledge of the course and didn’t mind one bit that we were spraying the ball all over the place.
Course conditions like the courses we played on Saturday were of high quality. Overall landscaping and layout of the course was solid and I’m a huge fan of nice houses on golf courses so this course provided a lot of good scenery there as well. Again elevation changes, forced carries and lots of desert made this a challenge – struggled pretty much the entire round but it was okay, it was the last round of the trip and me and my dad were just having a good time being out there. Tipped Brad when we were done and got the hell out of there. I played the gold tees (71.7/137), pops played the copper tees. Favorite hole on the course was #10
Pictures from Troon North Pinnacle are here (password is azgolf) --
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It was a bit cooler that day too (low 70’s and windy) so no pool action for us, but we had a ton of alcohol to drink back at the house so away we went to try and accomplish our mission. Arriving home wife was laying out (she likes sun more than she hates wind I guess) and drinking so we joined her. After 4-5 beers I realized I hadn’t smoked a cigar yet that weekend, and didn’t really feel like finding a cigar shop as I was kinda buzzed already. Been texting back and forth with bigpotpoker for a little while and decided to hit him up and see what his deal was. He was finishing up his round at Kierland so I asked him if he’d deliver me a cigar from the pro shop and I’d pay up for sure. 20 minutes later him and his brother roll up with the cigar and they came in to BS with my wife and I for a while – cool guy, and nice of him to go out of his way to help me out there.
Dinner that night was at Eddie V’s – worst meal of the trip by far. Filet was cooked fine, béarnaise tasted like a napkin with snot in it, wife’s seabass was horribly undercooked and dad was too drunk to know what was going on to know if his was good or not. Service started off decent until a party of 11 was seated right next to us, and then it took us 15 minutes just to get water. Overtipped everyone the entire weekend so this was the perfect excuse to drop the ol’ 15%-er on this place. Exhausted and knowing we had to wake up at 4am to pack and get to the airport, we headed back home where wife and I attempted to kill a bottle of cab we bought on Friday – took it to the bedroom and I got about ¾ through my first glass and gave up and went to bed. She didn’t last much longer.
4am wakeup call, drive to the airport uneventful save the speeding ticket that’s coming my way from being photo’d on 101 going sleepily over the speed limit by 20mph or so, whatever…. Flight was uneventful except for the fact that apparently you can only get 5 drinks in first class now? Last time I flew first last year had more than 5, and that was on a flight to Florida lol. The stewardess was a total **** and glared at us each time we got a drink, taking pleasure in cutting us off with an hour left in the flight. We tried to reason with her telling her we had a limo picking us up and weren’t driving, but I guess her life sucks as an ugly lesbian and she spouted off about something before I put my headphones back in and resumed flinging birds at pigs in space.
Sorry I suck at trip reports and all of my sentences sound the same, but wanted to share this with you guys
Hope you enjoyed!