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I always underestimate how ******ed governments are. US bars are probably the same then.

Can Dustin sue the alcohol companies for allowing him to damage his reputation?

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08-07-2014 , 12:32 AM

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bwslim69

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Originally Posted by golfnutt

He is probably a better driver at .25 than most people are at .07. Some people can hold their liquor and he literally has decades of building up a tolerance.

Truly ******ed

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08-07-2014 , 12:44 AM

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Klingbard

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http://www.golfdigest.com/blogs/the-...-of-absen.html

[X] Paulina
[X] 61
[?] Rehab

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08-07-2014 , 08:15 AM

#205

wet work

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smoking buds--is not that big of a deal--if it's not on your radar screen you'd be surprised at how many people do, even when golfing and even at a pretty proficient level!!! and it's def not whoa i made a bogey--where's the hot dog man!!!(maybe for some people, but not all that's for sure--again if you don't know--you'd be surprised!!)

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08-07-2014 , 08:16 AM

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Hollywade

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Originally Posted by golfnutt

He is probably a better driver at .25 than most people are at .07. Some people can hold their liquor and he literally has decades of building up a tolerance.

That explanation should go over very well with the police.

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08-07-2014 , 08:17 AM

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Hollywade

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We have obviously veered WAY off topic.

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09-24-2014 , 12:12 PM

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Rochefort8

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Looks like DJ is gonna be a daddy. I see a celebration snort coming, but only one, of course.

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09-24-2014 , 01:33 PM

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golfnpoker

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Looks like DJ is gonna be a daddy. I see a celebration snort coming, but only one, of course.

Confirmed c-section to preserve a good fit.

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09-24-2014 , 01:41 PM

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campfirewest

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The only thing that might be worse would be if Rick James and Whitney Houston had made a baby.

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09-25-2014 , 06:23 PM

#211

tuq

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Does anyone know a due date, i.e. isn't it likely he opted for the rehab thing AFTER he found out she was pregnant?

You think this would be something I could find simply via a google search but all that got me was some unbelievably ******ed and unhelpful star chaser articles.