2012 LPGA thread (feat lots of Wieeeeee) - Page 9

**tuq** · 07-11-2011, 10:50 AM

Boom.

ntnBO · 07-11-2011, 12:02 PM

Man walks into a bar and immediately spots a hot blonde. Walks right up, sits down and makes his move.

Man: So babe, you are really hot.

Two Asian women nearby are within earshot.

Hee Kyung Seu: Oh, thank you very much. (bows to the man)

So Yeon Ryu: Oh, thank you very much. (bows to the man)

Blonde: I think he was talking to me.

Seu: Very sorry. (bows to the woman)

Ryu: Very sorry. (bows to the woman)

Man: I wasn't talking to you two.

Ryu: There's only one of me.

Seu: You were talking to me then?

Man: I was not talking to you either.

Seu: So you were talking to me!

Man: I was not talking to you!

Ryu: I know! I know!

Blonde: He was talking to me.

Man: I was talking to the blonde. So you two can beat it.

Seu: Beat what?

Ryu: Beat who?

Man? Are you kidding me?

Ryu: I no joke with you.

Man: So just shut up!

Seu: Why?

Man: Not you!

Ryu: Not me?

Man: No. You! (points to Seu)

Ryu: So not me.

Seu: I know. Me.

Blonde: I've had enough. I can get free drinks somewhere normal. (walks out)

Man: Now look what you two have done! I wanted to score with her!

Seu: Ha ha! That blonde can't score. The two of us can score much better than her!

Ryu: That's right. She's probably never played a round before.

Man: She was a virgin? Holy crap!

Seu: We play nearly every day, it's very fun. Would you like to make it a threesome?

Man: So you are offering me a threesome?

Seu: That's right.

Ryu: That's right.

Man: Awesome! Let's go!

Seu: Oh no. Not tonight. We only play during the day.

Ryu: Yes. Otherwise we couldn't see exactly what we were doing.

Seu: You wouldn't want us not to be able to see your balls would you?

Man: Of course not. I can wait until tomorrow for a threesome!

Ryu: We'll play at 8am in the morning, OK?

Man: That's really early. So what happens if I'm late?

Seu: Then we play without you.

Man: I'll be there. See you then!

Seu: What about me?

Man: You too!

Seu: What about me?

Man: ?????

BO

Jex · 07-11-2011, 12:09 PM

Gg and congrats to ryu

I was rooting for Seo but ryu has such a pretty swing and a solid game

**tuq** · 07-11-2011, 12:16 PM

Just happy to see that clutchtastic birdie on the 72nd pay off.

Booker Woodfox · 07-11-2011, 01:57 PM

Not funny, nitBO, if that's what you were shooting for with that nonsense.

ntnBO · 07-11-2011, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Booker Woodfox

Not funny, nitBO, if that's what you were shooting for with that nonsense.

Sorry, certainly didn't mean any offense. Just playing off the homophones of so and you with the two players. Would have done the same with any player regardless of nationality.

Mods, if this was offensive, please delete. Was just trying to be funny.

Apparently I should stick to nittiness.

BO

Booker Woodfox · 07-11-2011, 06:43 PM

Appreciate the explanation, obviously it went over my head.

Booker Woodfox · 07-11-2011, 07:01 PM

tuq with the solid avatar upgrade.

**cwicemvp12** · 07-12-2011, 12:32 AM

Is it me or is she a little inside?

**tuq** · 07-12-2011, 12:36 AM

I' d like to be a little inside.

**cwicemvp12** · 07-12-2011, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tuq

I' d like to be a little inside.

westhoff · 07-12-2011, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tuq

I' d like to be a little inside.

nice

Number7 · 07-12-2011, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cwicemvp12

Is it me or is she a little inside?

That´s a layup even Tin Cup couldnt resist.

prohornblower · 07-21-2011, 08:19 PM

So the women now have 5 official majors... the Evian Masters.

Booker Woodfox · 07-24-2011, 03:10 PM

Irked that I haven't been able to see any of the Evian this weekend. Hoping to catch some of the replay tonight.

Thought I read somewhere that Wie went to a long putter, gonna go surf and see about that.