She may be a hooker for older guys or k2d types that invite them straight to the room

But they sometimes want to have fun too, when it's off tinder and you take them out on a date singing and dancing all night, and you're as handsome as G2A, and she's leading the way with suggestions on what to do (it's not you monopolising her time)... then she prob won't want money

Nice booty

Just because you're a poker player, doesn't mean you have to attend to every home game your friends decide to run. Same for hookers.



So yesterday, knowing that you guys liked the first LB story, and being on a hangover (lower self control and increased horniness), I've decided to meet this one



Had to wait for god damn 20 minutes at 'meeting point', bish had no data on cellphone. We walk to my airbnb place, which is quite far from Walking St (15min?)

So the thing with ladyboys is that the appeal is about tricking you into thinking it's a hot, naive, petite girl. And that's easier to do in the pic than in person.
Clothes off, this one wasn't hot at all, and no dramatic acting to make me forget it

Many times with LBs, like yesterday , regret hits hard after busting the nut.. But I'm a big boy and used to it. Now the positive side about this: as the ladyboy cums too, they feel THE SAME THING! Unless there is a nice connection and kinkyness to ensure a subsequent round of banging, they just wanna leave ASAP. And this is what happened :

In 20 min we got into the room, ****ed, showered and left lol.

Pro tip: if it's your first time with a LB, expect to last only 1/4th of the usual lenght. 1st, the dirty situation makes you anxious. Remember to breathe. 2nd, anal is soooo much tighter and less lubed than vayjay sex.

I've never felt hornier when hungover.

I was so hungover and horny once that after I B'ed my L on her ass during doggiestyle, I straight up just collapsed and fell backwards off the bed and hit my head on a dresser. Still the best damn feeling I can remember in years.

I don't really know about the LB scene, so maybe a few questions I'll ask sound naive, but if you like them for their femininity, do you blow them, or let them blow their load on you?

-Big Body

Do LB's ask first if it's ok to cum on you or do they cum on you without warning?

I almost always fuc.k them missionary on the edge of the bed (upwards curved **** stimulates G or P spot), so they cum on themselves

Maybe if the Lb was riding me she would cum on my belly(they dont shoot very far if taking hormones) but I wouldn't like that

Im always delighted to see them bust but very grossed if think of touching it
Maybe it's the post ejaculatory depression

Also fun fact: 90% of the time they get weirded out and want you to take it off ther butts when they cum. Exception was the LB I banged on the first day... wanted to keep going and actually busted twice in a row

Banged a very very cute ladyboy yesterday in the morning.





Took pics but LB asked me to delete afterwards and I was honest about it

LB sneaked a pic of me tho, I think it kinda proves the story true


LB only came once vs my twice. I really wanted LB to cum on the second round so that Lb would leave afterwards lol. Got the 'im sick of whores' blues around lunch time and decided to not put effort in women for the remaining days here in Php.

But of course one brown woman came over at night LMAO
she wanted to meet etc etc and brought me ice cream and chips

Tinder profile said 32 but looked 40 srsly. While she was ugly, old ,very brown and SMELLY, the woman was also very chill and good at flirting

We just talked, smoked cigs and listened to music for 1 hour then my dink got hard. She says 'no fu.ck just suck ok', to which I mentally replied YESSSSS THANK GOD, since I had no more condoms and wasn't feeling like doing hip thrusts



Highlight of the night: she showed me this arab guy's messages on WhatsApp.

I FU.CK YOU OK
YOU SEND ME NAKED
then right after thar HELLO HONEY HOW ARE YOU
and the best line ever. Someone pls remember to use it during sex
I FU.CK YOU CANINE VERY HARD


My guess is that he was using google translate and typed the equivalent of do.ggy in arabic

"I **** you canine very hard"

I'm gonna have to start saying that to me gf.

Is it that hard to close grill in PI or you just don't mind if its a LB or a girl?

My score so far is:
*5 girls banged
*2 other girls gave me bj
*3 ladyboys
*1 female hooker

Can't ask for more in 22 days. I've decided that I'm spending too much time getting my dick wet (or pooped on). Will try to focus more on other things

Yes LBs are easier to bang because they don't flake and are more promiscouos as well. So they are an option if you're horny and no girl wants to come over. However the last LB was really hot and I did it by choice.
Also generally a bigger % of ladyboys are unnatractive compared to girls, so if you have no standards at all, you could have sex with 5 times the number of LBs compared to girls. I don't do it more often because some of them are gross and anal is not nearly as fulfilling as being balls deep into sugar walls

LOL Nice wording for LB sex

Thread has been a great read so far, keep them coming!

> OP is a literal ******

enjoy your GRIDS op!

I'm not sure what GIRDS are but loving the thread op! Keep it up


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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay-re...une_deficiency

One thing ive been wondering is if I can get aids from all the girls and tranies sucking my penis (no condom obv)

Don't worry about it. You only live once

Exactly. That's why I don't wanna die

Nope you wont get HIV and as long as you use a condom you can even bang all the ladyboys u want.

Can catch herpes from a bj and warts from sex with a condom though!

"In the early days of AIDS (i.e., 1982–1985), the terms "gay cancer" and "gay plague" were also used."

The "gay plague" is such a savage term, I kind of love it. Just imagining a black mist that arises one day, sweeping across a village, and next thing you know a bunch of zombies walking around with one arm perched out with the curled wrist, raggedy rainbow short-shorts, and fabulousness for days.

To quote Honey Boo Boo, "everybody's a little gay!"

Would straight dudes rather bang a ladyboy or Mama June? Gun to my head, I'm afraid of what I'd choose.



-Big Body

Do you mean post op lady boy?

Or a man dressed in a women cloths with make up on and while ****ing the man in the ass have to look at his cock until he comes?

If that's the case I'll take the fat trailer trash 8 days a week.

I hate questions like that because your ****ed either way but I'd bang a hot ladyboy over the fat ogre any day of the week. Ive never banged or had a bj from any ladyboys that I know of. I have banged a ogre looking girl or two in the states when wasted though!

Depends on the lady boy being a true LB aka transsexual or a fake LB aka transvestite - man in a dress complete with cock and balls.

Pooter, would you **** a female to male tranny rather than a ladyboy?! Cause it has a beard and huge biceps, but its still a woman!!
Srs google that, its disgusting to see a dude with a pussy



I've been just chilling lately, back in Manila bc I want to get the Chinese Visa asap and start preparing for it

Met jspill tonight! The first time I hangout with someone from the forum and he's one of my fav posters. We had a walk around Burgos and he got us lady drinks at this pretty good gogo bar. He got this blonde hottie (one of the hottest of the bar) on his lap and I chatted her friend, we lied that it was my 16th birthday

BGP you know what bar is this: the one with the hot as fuark mamasan

And Pooter, you got in jspill a good friend. He always says that u're a good dude despite me disagreeing because you call me a colorful gay phag once a week hehe

What about a handy hehehe. I actually started with getting bjs in the car. In Brazil it costs max 15$ and doesnt feel gay at all bc they stay mostly dressed

And in the beginning, you pretend to not know they're trannies lol, even when there are no female hookers on the streets usually