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Old 05-13-2017, 10:31 AM   #51
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Re: Random observations and indecent chronicles through my trip around SEA

Hell yeah op delivering the goods consistently.

I'm awaiting the story and pics of the ladyboy/girl/u 3some thats incoming!
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Old 05-13-2017, 12:41 PM   #52
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Sucking a purple veiny cock doesn't make you gay, bro. Just make sure your balls don't touch(wear testicular protection) and your masculinity will be safe


Met a chick from Tinder today. I've been talking to her for over a month. Met her at the beach around 13:00. She looked inexperienced and I was afraid there was gonna be huge ASD. Explained that I'm not looking for LTR.
Then I got a hotel room and she brought me Adobo(which she cooked herself). Then we banged in this HELLHOLE OF A ROOM. Not only the fan is **** but there are roaches and it's noisy. But well that's what you get for 650p.

She claimed to have only 1 partner prior to this (or 3 if you apply the x3 rule), so I guessed that she probably never had an orgasm. OP inquired, and Brownie responded with a very unconvincing yes. I took the task in my own hands : literally. Oral, then spiderman and DJ. Then I shoved my dink in her squishy pussy. Seconds later it looks like she's havin it and I stop.

Should have saved the second load but asked for a jerk and blow. Ungrateful hoe didn't swallow
I actually liked this chick. Ofc she had to ruin it by becoming insta clingy

Failed miserably at using PTriads method. Not only I didnt get a good shot but also she spotted me. And can't post full video bc my penor appears at some point. I'll stick to the honest : AYO LEMME SNAP YAW ASS next time

That girl looks cute, can you post the camel toe that we see in the video? I'm also curious about her face if you still have those tinder pic
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Old 05-13-2017, 06:21 PM   #53
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PRE: I almost always go down on girls. I only skip it if:
1. They are already soaking wet
2. The pussy stinks
And both were the case with the other girle. Even then I remebered kissing and caressing the one whose pussy I PMed. Tasted like pee.

YF thanks brah!!! I'll work on it!

LB she didn't let take nudes. About the face: is it illegal to post a face pic of the girl and claim to have fu,cked her?
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Old 05-13-2017, 08:23 PM   #54
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Re: Random observations and indecent chronicles through my trip around SEA

yeah the internet police will be at your door in no time.
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Old 05-14-2017, 04:31 AM   #55
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Anyone interested in staking me ? I'm tired of fuarking brown girls and there is too much sand in my butthole. I'd like to stay in Angeles or Manila and play for a few weeks
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Old 05-14-2017, 06:35 AM   #56
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The needy girl came over again today. Took a pic for you LB

I LOOK LIKE A FU.CK KING RETARD REEEEEEE
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Old 05-14-2017, 07:55 AM   #57
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That's your best pic in this thread imo.
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Old 05-14-2017, 09:31 AM   #58
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great pic
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Old 05-14-2017, 09:48 AM   #59
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Cause the nudes were all PMed ...

Do u guys really prefer the selfie thing instead of creep pics? I could do it every time

Found a gym for 50p/session. No ac, not even many fans. But the dudes are nice and there is plenty of free weights. Also there's free water. I ****in hate paying for it.
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Old 05-14-2017, 10:04 AM   #60
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I meant that's the pic of you in this thread. You said you look like a retard... looks fine to me though.
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Old 05-15-2017, 08:50 AM   #61
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You're the sweetest, BGP


Here in the town where I'm at, there's a free-to-watch basketball game every night. With narrator and all



Tomorrow I'm going to Angeles City. My main plan is to play some live poker.
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Old 05-16-2017, 06:29 AM   #62
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Played at the Casino Filipino. Nittiest game I've ever seen in my life. Lost 700 peso (25-50)
Gambling funds : $786
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Old 05-16-2017, 09:23 AM   #63
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Played at the Casino Filipino. Nittiest game I've ever seen in my life. Lost 700 peso (25-50)
Gambling funds : $786
Lag it up for a couple of buy ins
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Old 05-16-2017, 10:45 AM   #64
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Tried the Wild Aces. Nitty as **** too. Up 1600 peso
Gambling funds: 818$

I'll try to wake up at 6pm and look for drunkards heheheh
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Old 05-16-2017, 10:48 AM   #65
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Lag it up for a couple of buy ins
At 10% rake its gonna be hard to beat it, but I can try just for fun
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Old 05-16-2017, 09:45 PM   #66
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so this chick from Tinder wants to meet up, straight to the point wants to pick me at the hotel.

I lie so I don't get mugged and meet her at mcdonalds. Gal shows up on high heels, jeans, fuarking perky tight ass, beyonce ponytail.

Outstanding ass for a Pinay. Still not good as the brazilian ones though, I swear


So we started by playing pool, I got my ass kicked, then she plays another guy. I'm like dayum this aint going well.
Next stop is a local karaoke where I try to perform Purple Haze and All Along the Watchtower, love the songs but never sounds good in a Karaoke setting

Then I'm tipsy and she wants to stop by this club, we dance all weirdo and convince everyone to join. She's got some moves and alcohol makes me into Carlinhos de Jesus

Then we hop on the bike(that's actually her sisters). She's got no license, no helmets, weights 88lbs 40kg, is under tbe influence of alcohol, with a passenger, and we need to cross the highway LOL

Get to the hotel, she says good bye

I say no way you ****.ing bish you come to my room right now
Took 30min to get past ASD,not even kissing in the beggining. havent had this in ages srs (except virgin chick who would suck but not bang)

Eventually gave her a massage, push/pull and banged her. She came in 2 minutes , THANK GOD cause I busted in 5. Knowing the best moves for your **** shape pays off, boys

Hottest girl I've had on the Philippines so far. 1st day was good enuff
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Old 05-16-2017, 10:00 PM   #67
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Kind of seems like you have your moves down a bit too good there man. A chick that hot, you want to make that sh it last, not let it all be over in just five minutes.
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Old 05-16-2017, 10:42 PM   #68
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Damn son that Brazilian game is on point. I have to come to Philippines so you coach me hehehe
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Old 05-16-2017, 11:02 PM   #69
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why is an obv angeles hooker giving last minute resistance?
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Old 05-16-2017, 11:04 PM   #70
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Good job

K2d please tell a story freerolling an Angeles hooker, I think I remember reading your stories about that years ago
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Old 05-16-2017, 11:22 PM   #71
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Good job

K2d please tell a story freerolling an Angeles hooker, I think I remember reading your stories about that years ago
He never did that. Only his "friend"
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Old 05-16-2017, 11:32 PM   #72
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She's got an identical twin sister, btw. Whoever gets to Angeles first, Jspill or Lonelybox, is invited to hell me on a quest : to try to get an orgy with those sloots.
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Old 05-17-2017, 01:58 AM   #73
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Dat ass

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Old 05-17-2017, 03:59 AM   #74
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Got rekt at the tables, then stopped bc the mind wasn't taking it very well
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Old 05-17-2017, 04:05 AM   #75
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Love the thread.



Just remember, ain't nothin' gay about gettin' your dick sucked.

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