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Old 05-06-2017, 08:20 AM   #1
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Random observations and indecent chronicles through my trip around SEA

Hello.
Some notorious forum users have asked me to create a blog thread.
Please call me Bean or G2A

I'm a former pro poker player who is on a trip around SEA. No plans of settling down, but it could happen.. I have a fixed monthly income of $800. I'm in the Philippines right now. I enjoy sports, cooking, practical philosophy and lastly but most importantly : having sex witn brown women.

I'll be posting things as long as I'm getting views and replies. I don't mind the thread being derailed, so please whatever post whatever you feel like.
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Old 05-06-2017, 08:37 AM   #2
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Re: Random observations and indecent chronicles through my trip around SEA

Played Laser Tag today!! 5 people from couchsurfing +3 korean looking dudes who were passing by (4v4). We got crushed though I had the best score in my team and 3rd overall)

This russian dude was acting like a prick to me, what's up with expats who compete for the local's attention? I consider every other westerner a bro as we're on a similar situation...

For any of you who couldn't I am the handsome brazilian man on the orange T-shirt

Then I met this chick from Tinder at the A.Venue mall. Had my big black XXL backpacks with me and still sweaty from the laser tag lol.
We got lemonades and went to my hotel to check in and ''leave my bags''. Ofc we started kissing and took our clothes off. She didn't wanna bang but let me cum in her mouth. Said she was a virgin. Pussy couldn't fit 2 fingers, made her cum once with the spiderman and once with the shovel

She went to the bathroom and I saw this (fell from her pocket LMAO)
Thank god I didn't try to forcibly destroy dat hymen
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Old 05-06-2017, 08:38 AM   #3
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Pm me for her nasty, hairy brown pussy pics
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Old 05-06-2017, 08:48 AM   #4
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Pm plz
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Old 05-06-2017, 09:49 AM   #5
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Expecting this to be to become the number 1 degen thread right here. Dont let me down bro.
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Old 05-06-2017, 09:55 AM   #6
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PM please hairy pussy please. Laser Tag with Korean sounds like some hardcore **** there. Gratz on that tinder chick, finally it's not a ladiboy
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Old 05-06-2017, 10:12 AM   #7
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I hope you aren't serious with that rape reference at the end there. Considering what I've read of yours so far I know there is a good chance it was a joke.

Aside from that I'm sure this thread will be pretty awesome and looking forward to reading more of it.
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Old 05-06-2017, 12:40 PM   #8
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Suscribed. PM me that pussy if its cool
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Old 05-06-2017, 12:47 PM   #9
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Hairy vagina and pepper spray?

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Old 05-06-2017, 02:47 PM   #10
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Do you think you'll ever suck a LB's dick? Or have you already?
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Old 05-06-2017, 06:42 PM   #11
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In like Flyn


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Old 05-06-2017, 07:15 PM   #12
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I'm not used to see brown pussies. Can't explain my reaction when I opened my PM lol
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Old 05-07-2017, 09:50 AM   #13
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Subbed, pm me those pics
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Old 05-07-2017, 03:48 PM   #14
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E ai cara, good to see some guys gettin in the heavy funk. pic me some brown goodies if its not too much trouble. I'm in thai now but will be headed out to phils soon, damn I love that country
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Old 05-08-2017, 12:17 AM   #15
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Boliver, vc Ú br nÚ?!

So on Sat night I went to the Karaoke with the boyos (god damn I sound like a 15year old zoophile hiv positive crack addict who has the flu), and then later (2am?) went to this fency club 'The Palace Revel'. My bud got me on the list caise he's friends with some model manager

I get there and everyone looks and dresses good ofc so a little intimidated. But he introduces me to the people and most of the male models are BR too and I manage to have some fun talking to them, always good to meet fellow countrymen. Plus people see me with the goodlooking fellas. I talk my way into the fancy table and get drunk on Black Label whiskey for free (only had to lick a guy's butthole to build rapport).

Then I got tired of being a fake person and we left to Cubao to get a 'massage'. You get into a building and pay 500peso for a massage, it's literally just a hottie on a slutty outfit rubbing baby powder on your body until you offer 500 more to ****. My girl was pretty hot but sex was boring (as it is with every hooker who works on that kind of place)

Spent 34$ on a night that would have costed at least $200 in Brazil or $500 in the US.

I think you guys underestimate how much fun can be had for free... being whitr helps not just with the girls, but with making friends as well. They sometimes don't even expect me to pay the bills. I'm not going to purposedly exploit people's hospitality, but I also don't reject gifts or treats. 12 days so far and 350$ spent... being on traveler mode
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Old 05-08-2017, 12:23 AM   #16
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9 days not 12... sry

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Old 05-08-2017, 09:32 AM   #17
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yeah it's standard to be treated to vip tables if u look ok but that becomes super annoying after like a month of doing it.
Have to shake hands with annoying people and listen to retarded models stories while knowing that they wouldnt be able to scramble 1k pesos together.
A lot of them are actually gay4pay or more precisely for booze and drugs.
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Old 05-08-2017, 09:51 AM   #18
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I talk my way into the fancy table and get drunk on Black Label whiskey for free (only had to lick a guy's butthole to build rapport).
Did you think this was hyperbole?
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Old 05-08-2017, 11:43 AM   #19
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if it was hyperbole it would have been red label
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Old 05-09-2017, 09:40 AM   #20
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Pussy couldn't fit 2 fingers, made her cum once with the spiderman and once with the shovel

She went to the bathroom and I saw this (fell from her pocket LMAO)
Thank god I didn't try to forcibly destroy dat hymen
I don't see that picture.

I'm afraid I don't know what the spiderman or shovel are
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Old 05-09-2017, 12:10 PM   #21
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Old 05-09-2017, 12:36 PM   #22
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I don't see that picture.

I'm afraid I don't know what the spiderman or shovel are
huh, now I can see it. Stupid Chinese internet.

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This russian dude was acting like a prick to me, what's up with expats who compete for the local's attention? I consider every other westerner a bro as we're on a similar situation...
Russians aren't really "Westerners" either geographically or culturally so don't expect them to act like it.
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Old 05-10-2017, 09:46 AM   #23
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Really? I've had some bro moments with other russians before
Started reading ur thread, going to China and staying for a while is a mission that I have.
Spiderman: upwards fingering with 2nd and 3rd fingers (disregard thumb)
Shovel: downwards fingering (though don't move your fingers much) with 1st and 2nd fingers. Beware: dont shovel before the first round cause it will stretch her a bit and make the penetration less intense (or do it as a warm up if she cant take ur cock)
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Old 05-10-2017, 10:48 AM   #24
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I mean generally IMO. Of course a lotta Russians who live in Western countries will be "Westerners".

Well I'll let my gf take a shower and I'll try those out.

Looking forward to updates.
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Old 05-10-2017, 09:17 PM   #25
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I'm in Baguio right now. Big-ish city, in the mountains. Cold climate. It's supposed to be cheap, but I can't find a decent cheap hotel or an apt

I'm sleeping at a guy's place now(couchsurfing), but I got unlucky this time. He's cool
Man, but the place is ****. No wifi, no kitchen and you gotta squat to reach the toilet seat (which is shared with the other houses)



Also it doesn't help that there is no power since last afternoon... jeez
The guy is cool and trying to help me, but at this point its +ev to just find a cheap hotel

I'm back to intermittent fasting to lose all the rice weight I've gained so far...
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