only a matter of time before ...I... posts another topless selfie

these are the types of days that made me take 6 months off last year

i will certainly miss some of the stuff, but these are what i remember


first two times getting AA get no action, third time open button bb flops trips with 76 (dude is total pussy though so i lost the minimum)

call with 7s vs aggro reg and fish aggro reg bets 997hh flop i call fish calls turn 3d reg bets i call fish calls riv 3c reg checks i bet fish folds reg has J9 (i misclick bet 58 instead of 28 and he just called instead of raised, pot was like 80ish)

flop set on A97ss turn s riv s

flop top set on Q76ss vs uber fish who sucked out on me earlier (forget the suck out) turn 3s he had 45o (good limp call pre)

reg opens to 3 i am sb and when folded to me i make it 14 bb cold calls A8o and calls my big cbet on 764dd (three saw flop) turn Ac we check down my KK loses

almost forgot the biggest one flopping 6 hi flush vs uber fishes higher flush


there was 1 other in the early session and 2 more in the late session that i am forgetting about, this game sucks think long term etc...

Wish I could find the video where Phil Gordon bets Lederer he saw his mom.

Avoiding the 5$ when you work on that amazon idiotic site that has jobs for 1 and 2 cents.

all those lies just to make an extra 5 cents per month on your sextourist blog?

PWNED!

Why do you take daily swings so seriously? Look at your yearly results and you can see how irrelevant all these blips are.

no weed imo

got a PM from someone else watching me while i was playing, you guys are free to watch and enjoy the show all you want, just no masturbating please that makes it awkward

your banging all of the descendents of Ghengis Khan so you are worshipped as a cocksman and pussy slayer

you have many students oh wise one




smoke w33d everyday

#herb heals
#cannabinated dream world

so when your entire (postflop) game is based around set mining and you are in one of those weeks (hopefully just a week, last year i had a month of it) where every set you flop either A) gets no action or B) gets you stacked or C) has the worst run out ever and you have to fold on the 4 connected 4 flush board....... um how do you play?

I think at that point you have to start playing poker.

Why did you get banned?

he was going nuts in the $300/month guy's thread http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/17...iland-1560713/

Dudes got issues lol live and let live man,

live.and.let.live.

i dont think oun is ..... guy

ive lost $400 in 2 hours, wouldnt take back 1 decision ive made, every time i 3bet AK the fish (1 time non fish reg) call huoop i brick, either i bet and they call and they take it down when i give up or i check back and they fire out big on turn

i get AK in for 100 bb stacks vs the fish who calls with 4s, i flop A, lovely river 4

shorthanded i try and bluff 1 of my 2 nemesis's, he makes perfect decisions vs me every time,if i 3bet him with any hand but AA he overbet shoves, if i have AA he folds, i raise pre on button after fish limps he calls 66 flop 754cc i bet flop with 10c9x he check calls fish folds, turn Kd i fire big..... obv a straight flush draw is unfoldable and im so likely to be firing a big 2nd barrel (so likely meaning maybe 2% of the time in this spot) he obv calls i brick my xxxxx outs

every decision i make is wrong, i have no chance, i either brick flops or hit and am coolered

i think i should just play .25-.50 during these down times, im not saying 888 is rigged, but its really ****ed up how i have a huge sample size of 'im not going to win this month no matter what' or 'im going to crush this month no matter what' there is basically never a standard running month, either weeeeeeee or pain only

but of course there is a huge fish in 1-2 so i will play and then...........

so i get to -500, i limp with 3s, other limpers my nemesis (not the same 1 from before, the other 1) raises and 2 callers to me, 5 of us see A63dd

sweet i flopped a set, thats been going well

everyone checks and diamond hits, fml every ****ing set....... checked to my nemesis and he bets 12, he definitely can bet there without a flush, AxKd types so i call, short stack shoves for 30 more, nemesis calls......... fml i call

riv 8c

nemesis set over set me, at least he didnt bet flop

other guy had obv flush

-600, i just quit

there are certain days where you literally have no chance, from now on on those days i will switch to .25-.50 and go to uber rock mode, $300 stop loss, at that point i will force myself to take a break and then come back and nit up 25-50

i hate this game, now i will be sad for the next 8 hours until bed time and have nothing to do

i need a hug

this is classic K2D language/sentiment/emotions here, i think it was jared tendler from the mental game of poker, or perhaps tommy angelo, who said, its not' OF COURSE X (bad thing) happened

tho i get in that mental trap too of excessive/unnecessary negativity



just get a 8 + gf for some consistent tail for a while, tell her you have to move back to usa next year like the 300 a month guy...

go on weekend getaways where you only buy a cheap hotel and food and live the baller life youve earned through blood and tears in front of a laptop

pokertracker costs money

take 3 hour break, headache comes on like right as session ends meaning i stress over this the whole time, try and get my mind in as good of shape as i can, log back on and sit in 4 25-50s and two 50-1s, win a few medium sized pots and am up $50 in 20 minutes, cool ive cut my losses and maybe things will be legit

i limp ep KK, random i dont know makes it 4, i make it 16 he calls, QJ3cc so now im beat by the pairs that would have made a bad call against me...... i bet 2/3s pot he calls, turn 6d i bet 2/3s pot 70% of stacks in the middle,,,,,, oh sweet rivers a 10

**** this day

So you went from him having qq/jj to now you put him on calling you down with AK lol?

what could i beat after that river? since there was so much money already in i still got it in.... and he did have AK

point was that river took away basically any hand i could beat except for AQ or a total spew

Should you just start over shoving when you think you have the best hand? If you're going to pay them off on the river anyways at least make them call off with the worse hand and apply more pressure.

in my headache tilted pacing around 'omg i lost $600 waaaaa poor me' i thought about that but dont i want a guy calling $35 with 6 outs one time? if i shove then i will likely lose out on a +ev spot

Seems to be a continuing theme with your hands lately though. Your trying to extract maximum value but letting villain get there. Maybe better to just take down the pot.

Disclaimer: I pretty much suck at poker so maybe wait for someone else to comment on this.