you told me i shouldnt play 1-2 because i will definitely lose

since then i am probably up close to $2g's in 1-2 or better while not playing many hands at all

i dont really think i am 'doing it' like you say

saying you shouldnt play 1-2 != only one way to play poker != definitely lose != some weird post about respect.

o ok well i guess you just gave me the advice (that i never asked for) to not play 1-2 because you thought i would win at it

i see now, my mistake

Here's some advice: quit the awful poker talk and comment on that ****ing text message you had me save for two weeks, email to my computer, edit, and then post on an image site so I could post itt for you to comment on.

if your mind can only think in binary scenarios then wow.

ye laters.

i know wow right

that was for the bl0g not for here blue, but ya thanks for that

is this boring poker talk? i sat back in 888 games and they were terrible so i decide to leave down 275ish on the day, 1 last look through the lobby and 2 guys sitting at 1-2 one is AWFUL

i raise button J4ss he is bb and calls flop AK6hhh he check calls turn 2h he check calls i give up

2 hands later i am sb with AA he raises button to 5 i make it 27 he calls flop KQ7 he calls 2/3 pot turn 5 he calls 2/3 pot riv 2 i open fold cuz i talked to bluegrass today

or i mean i shove and he calls with 4s..... was a good board for 4s

small losing day!!!!!!! weeee!!!!!!!

Here's the instructions you texted me after I offered to email it to you: "Hmm can u just post it in thread me?"

And

"Before u post on 2p2 give it a skim if u could"

Your welcome for that aces hand btw. Imho you should really not be blowing up your spot so much too.

i wasnt scolding you for posting it here, i just meant that i asked you to post it here so that i could have it for the blog, dont worry you will know if im ever angry to you

you dont get credit for the aces hand only blame obv, the AA was me outplaying my opponent cuz i tried to bluff him a few hands earlier and he thought i was bluffing again, had zero to do with you

k2d u got a shoutout on mongerplanet.... #madeit?

i'm 166 buy ins below ev now

Yes I'm now fully aware 80% to 99% of all females on the planet crave HUGE dicks and will always cheat on an average or below sized man

no emotions/feelz for me (tho if i roped a nubile 9 i may consider an LTR)

(the only 2 chicks im currently ****ing include a pro and the sluttiest TF AND tinder slut chick imaginable) their drug of choice IS dick

today I cruised by the pros 'massage shop' and she was sitting out front with disgusting fat farang shes obviously barebacking

i really think the majority of asian girls couldnt care less about dick size and may even prefer a small or average sized one

Interesting, maybe all those chicks are actually happy when they tell Swimmin he has a small dick lol.

K2d is right. Tinder sloots and working girls aren't exactly an accurate representation of the entire population. Every month (maybe week for some) these girls are seeing what an average girl would consider a lifetime's worth of cock, they are far more likely to want to get destroyed by some gigantic one because they've already gotten bored by regular sized guys.

Kind of like how you don't usually see 16 year olds donning their S&M gear and ball gagging each other.

No wiser words have ever been said.


This tinder plate(plate is a term a la 'spinning plates' from redpill) /

fwb / gf has a looser pussy than most girls ive been with and i created a 2nd thaifriendly acct and messaged her saying i have a big dick and shes loving it and wanting to meet, just the sluttiest girl ive ever met

Post from of the messages from your fake account please

not only what bg said but since when do hookers want a big dick?

quite a few thai hookers are horny and actually like the guy so it turns into a 'gik' situation (f@ck buddies)

that's because they smoke ice

we get it you lost a lot of weight and are dead sexy now no need to brag anymore


so i am sitting in a 2-4 game with pretty nasty headache (genius) that has a huge average pot but i have no noted fish

instantly i can tell this is an action game, flops rarely getting seen just raise 3bet 4bet pre

a few guys really driving the action and after 20 hands go through and look through hand histories and one guy seems to be the main one to get it in liter with (meaning im willing to put in $400 pre with KK vs)

so i get KK and limp ep and that guy (obv that guy) makes it 18

i make it 69 and he calls, flop J106r

not my fav flop, J's and 10's are well within his range, but im not folding after putting in almost 20% of my stack pre so i bet 88

he calls, turn A

fml

i have zero clue what to do, like literally no idea..... probably check fold is best, but i have a headache and play bad when headached so i bet tiny 111 into 350ish

he calls

riv Q

i shove he calls AQ

weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

he's molluscum free too

sure them finding you attractive / nice apartment / good personal hygiene helps a bit

but mostly IMO they can't stand to be alone, they need other people around them all the time, and their personality doesn't work well with hanging out with girls

You guys care what hookers like?

You probably get them for cheaper if you're in your 20s and have good hygiene. Otherwise, your age alone makes you much better than the typical john they have to deal with.

so like 5ish weeks ago when i hopped on 888 again i had calculated my predicted life roll ev at the end of the 'winter poker season' of roughly the start of february to be 21kish as i entered it with around 15k and planned on bumhunting poker part time and doing online work part time, figured id make roughly 2kish a month spend 1kish and 21k sounded as the right baseline

after 5 weeks im at 20.5k

i mentioned i pondered not playing over hte last week since the jp hit..... instead i made 3300, including 1600 over the last two days (down 200 today though )


as badly as i want to just quit poker at this moment........

my first year i hopped on 888 i badly needed money, made 3.5kish the first month, maybe 2.5k over the next 2 months (total) had a break even month and then a huge 6k rush

the following year i badly needed money and made 1200 the first month then 800 (total) over the next 2 months and hated like and hated poker, then i had a 4.5k rush and when it ended i quit

this time i really didnt need money and sit down to 5.5k (so over last 10 weeks ive made almost 10k)

meaning over 11ish months on 888 ive made 23kish


so i will now embrace poker, put in long hours, hate my life during the down months, and build a real life roll