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09-30-2015 , 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by kick2dante
the fact that i am still in asia doesnt prove that i have been winning?
You dont exactly ball out, and you have other ways to supplement your income right?

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let me guess it was easy to win in 2013 and 2014 but now that its 2015 im ****ed?
In a nutshell, yes, the games are getting harder to beat every year, and someone with your thought process will struggle especially when he is prone to taking long breaks off the game.


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for some reason you guys dont seem to understand, i am not saying i am a great player, i am not saying i make the most optimally correct play every time, i am not saying you can buy my ebook and make more than you are now (i even said that its not an ebook written for poker players)
When you write a book, its the general consensus that you excel at what youre writting about, the fact that you openly admit that youre far from optimal, and in general, struggle to beat SSNL(still yet to prove this), I mean, in the poker community, we have a word for guys like you who write books and refuse to show proof(Other than that youre still existing), cant put my finger on the word, but it will come to me.

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i set it up so i dont have to think
I can believe this.



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If i am playing a postflop game it is likely either with a set, two pair, or a huge draw
How long is your ebook? 3 pages?


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i dont want to study a ton to get better at a game that is clearly dying, i have no interest in trying to be the best reg at a table of 9 regs...... i probably couldnt be anyways,
Then dont write books on poker.

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but even if i could i dont want to sit in games without bad players, my strategy isnt built around firing up any 1-2 table on stars and trying to outplay everyone, its built around finding bad players and
exploiting the fact that they have no problem calling 15% of their stack pre in hopes of sucking out

i bet big he calls turn brick i bet big he shoves when im committed, flop had flush draw...... either way i have seen him get any overpair in in the same way so i am never folding after 15% of stacks goes in pre
Ive had -30bb/100 whales give me a better reasoning for their strategy than you just did.
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09-30-2015 , 02:21 PM
i will write books on whatever i want to write books on, i already said my book is about how i make money at poker while sucking at poker

i have had other ways to 'supplement' my income for one year, and only did that full time for 6 months, poker is the reason i am here, and poker earns me more than the other does

you are right that poker is getting harder, but its really no different than it was at this point last year

it really hurts me that you dont believe me that i make money at it though, i better go find out how to make a graph to prove to some random internet poster that i have made money cuz its very important that he believes me
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09-30-2015 , 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by kick2dante
i will write books on whatever i want to write books on, i already said my book is about how i make money at poker while sucking at poker
Yes, and as a potential customer I simply asked for proof of the main facet of the book 'How I make money at poker', to which you cannot/will not provide, obviously I can only assume that this is some sort of scam in which to make money, luckily I can sleep well knowing that the number of people this works on will most likely be less than 10.


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you are right that poker is getting harder, but its really no different than it was at this point last year
Incorrect, see this thread for some brief explanation as to why, before we even begin on strategy, etc;

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29...tries-1561748/

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it really hurts me that you dont believe me that i make money at it though, i better go find out how to make a graph to prove to some random internet poster that i have made money cuz its very important that he believes me
Sarcasm fails to work if you have previously become butthurt by comments, I hope you treat other customers in a more professional manner.
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09-30-2015 , 02:49 PM
I just want to point out that I have seen pics of Purretrog, confirmed hottie and I am certain that if K2 was a girl he would have sex with him (multiple times).
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09-30-2015 , 02:53 PM
you guys going full ****** over this really is encouraging me to post more bad beats


not a bad beat:

table fish in 1-2 winning some small pots vs me, now i limp utg with KK (mistake) he raises to 7.25 from mid folds to me i make it 31 (mistake)

flop 752cc i bet 35 (mistake) he calls

turn 4s i bet 78 (mistake) he calls

riv 6s putting running spades i shove (mistake)

he has AQo and calls riv with A hi after i flipped over my KK preflop and told him i had it and bet it every step of the way

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09-30-2015 , 04:20 PM
Let k2d dream guys. Let him dream.

Perhaps you can post hands where you massively outplay your opponent and make him/her look like a bitch instead of bad beat stories which are boring as ****.
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09-30-2015 , 05:12 PM
I think he tried that with the KK hand.
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09-30-2015 , 07:14 PM
i lol'd at every line purretrog wrote when he multi quoted k2d, thats good stuff

can someone give me cliffs of trolols modded comment?
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10-01-2015 , 02:11 AM
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can someone give me cliffs of trolols modded comment?
probably had another bipolar episode and flipped into 'poker players are broke scumbag sexpats who aren't welcome in asia, and should find proper jobs back home' posting mode

will be back tomorrow after taking meds to politely ask for a $15 hotel recommendation
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10-01-2015 , 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by SuperUberBob
Let k2d dream guys. Let him dream.

Perhaps you can post hands where you massively outplay your opponent and make him/her look like a bitch instead of bad beat stories which are boring as ****.
yes i am just dreaming, it is hilarious that even people like u who have been reading for years think i dont make money at this game yet i am still here


btw i dont 'massively outplay my opponent' and 'make them look like my bitch'

i sit back and wait for people to try and do that to me and take their money when they do
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10-01-2015 , 05:03 AM
i just love this game

20 minutes into session aggro reg opens co ******ed aggro reg that goes full ****** against me (i have noticed i have this effect on people) and talks about how i am such a nit and only 3bet AA/KK/AK yet has called 100% of my 3bets since i started playing again (even though i raise huge and give him bad odds) and then check folds every flop calls on button

i 3bet sb with AJ, raiser folds aggrotard calls flops K53 i bet he calls we check down he called with KJ..... against someone who he says has a range of AA/KK/AK great call sir

two minutes later the worst player at any of my tables limps i raise to 13 in co he calls with QJo and flops two pair

i hate this game

is there some rule that they just must reward awful calls vs me? getting people to make terrible calls for way to much money consistently when i flip my hand over and say HEY DUMBASS YOU ARE WAY BEHIND AND YOU HAVE A BAD PRICE and they still call and they obv hit

Last edited by kick2dante; 10-01-2015 at 05:07 AM. Reason: and as i am typing this utg raises to 6 in 1-2 utg+1 fish shoves 150 with AQ into my KK :)
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10-01-2015 , 05:41 AM
didn't you have a super heater (for you) and make 5k in a month, not too long back. losing seems to annoy you way more than winning
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10-01-2015 , 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted by jspill
probably had another bipolar episode and flipped into 'poker players are broke scumbag sexpats who aren't welcome in asia, and should find proper jobs back home' posting mode

will be back tomorrow after taking meds to politely ask for a $15 hotel recommendation
all i said is that he's probably going to lose his roll if he keeps playing like he does. he has obvious flaws in his game and has made money simply because he's ran above expectation.
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10-01-2015 , 07:30 AM
you posted his home town, weirdo
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10-01-2015 , 07:53 AM
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you posted his home town, weirdo
He said he's a Chefs fan. KC?
Why else would you like that team?
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10-01-2015 , 08:07 AM
There is an NFL team named the Chefs?


If there is I don't think they play in Kansas City.
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10-01-2015 , 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by jspill
you posted his home town, weirdo
wow, is that really enough to get a post removed. saying a chiefs fan will be going back to kansas?
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10-01-2015 , 08:27 AM
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will be back tomorrow after taking meds to politely ask for a $15 hotel recommendation
what's wrong with 500 baht hotels if they are clean and in a good location?
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10-01-2015 , 09:07 AM
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what's wrong with 500 baht hotels if they are clean and in a good location?
nothing, just surprised coming from you

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if you spent money like a normal expat you would be broke. you can't sustain yourself without watching watching every baht.
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you're a broke loser.
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he asked for a fairly nice hotel. a fairly nice hotel will take up almost all of that $1500 over 10 days.
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fairly nice would be at least 4 stars right, since 3 stars is just a basic room really? looking at at least $80 a night in bangkok. sure you can get a very basic hotel room for $40 a night in a less than ideal location.
and then the $2 tuktuk stuff, only giving cambodian mototaxis 2000 riel, etc. lazy to quote those posts lol

it's like you're bipolar or trolling, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt
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10-01-2015 , 09:12 AM
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nothing, just surprised coming from you









and then the $2 tuktuk stuff, only giving cambodian mototaxis 2000 riel, etc. lazy to quote those posts lol

it's like you're bipolar or trolling, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt
i give tuk tuk and motosai drivers the going rate not the rate that stupid barang pay. have some self respect and not let an uneducated tuk tuk driver take advantage of you.

a "fairly nice" hotel mean at least 4 stars.
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10-01-2015 , 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by jspill
didn't you have a super heater (for you) and make 5k in a month, not too long back. losing seems to annoy you way more than winning
of course losing annoys me way more than winning, when i win its because im supposed to win because its against some idiot making terrible calls, not all that much to be super excited about

when you repeatedly force people to make mistakes and they repeatedly hit against you and get your money it gets pretty frustrating

my entire style is built around not getting stacked, so any time i get stacked its pretty unlucky in some way


ya i had 1 good month last year when playing 5 months.... wow that really means i ran above ev...... or i just bided my time until my rush making a small amount and then finally got my rush and put in hella hours during it and when the rush ended insta quit


you know what you guys are right, im just a super lucky person overall, have been my whole life, ive been winning at poker for 12 years because god just wants me to win i guess
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10-01-2015 , 10:26 AM
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i give tuk tuk and motosai drivers the going rate not the rate that stupid barang pay. have some self respect and not let an uneducated tuk tuk driver take advantage of you.

a "fairly nice" hotel mean at least 4 stars.
still, those things, and calling people broke losers / holidaying in $15 hotels, and posting on average every day for 3 years on a fringe poker subforum of 20something expat poker players...

hardly the actions of someone financially well off in their 9 to 5

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recently i took a superstar from a soi cowboy who insisted on 2.5k upfront. i begrudgingly agreed because the i have no choice. the japanese and 2 week millionaires have bid up prices to catastrophic levels! i said i would pay after and the mamasan said it's okay. agreed to 2 hours. 1.5 hours in she wants to go. doesn't want to service me any longer. i say up to you but i only give you 1k now or 2.5k if you stay half an hour. an extra $50 for 30 minutes work (i was intoxicated and having difficulty but i insisted on 2 hours beforehand).

she took the 1k. there are savings to be had.
forgot this one lol. under $70 for a superstar dancer and you pay her less than half when she wants to leave a little early
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10-01-2015 , 10:45 AM
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still, those things, and calling people broke losers / holidaying in $15 hotels, and posting on average every day for 3 years on a fringe poker subforum of 20something expat poker players...

hardly the actions of someone financially well off in their 9 to 5



forgot this one lol. under $70 for a superstar dancer and you pay her less than half when she wants to leave a little early
it was more than $70 18 months ago when the US dollar was weak.

i insisted on 2 hours, but she wanted to leave after 1.5 hours. don't agree to something if you don't plan to keep your word. she's lucky i didn't kick her out and give her my spare satong.
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10-01-2015 , 02:35 PM
k2d you sound more like Phil Hellmuth every day :P

Also, is anyone else sadistically kinda hoping to wake up one day and find a rambling post by lol69, written with 1 hand from a hospital bed, crying and screaming for his mom to come carry him back to the basement because some thai guy and his drunk buddies broke his right arm after they got tired of his bull****?

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10-02-2015 , 05:57 AM
just so everyone can keep up with my 'big deal' status i am no longer a published author

you should now refer to me as 'multi time published author'


editing 2nd time

first hand at 1-2 i get AA in the bb ep random guy raises to 7 aggro reg just calls i make it 29 in bb they both call

flop 1074ss i bet out ep rando guy calls other folds, turn Ac I check (i had As so flush draw doubtful) and rando guy bets 88 into 180ish pot i shove for 127 so 40 more, he calls with 2's

this 1-2 stuff sure is pretty scary the players tehre are all so good i better stay away

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