Malta Chatter Thread

[xBornToLosex]

Originally Posted by IMS DURNK

frode you dirty bastard, stop sending me messages "wat u wearing atm? im naked btw..."

FFS THAT WAS FOR YOUR EYES ONLY, DELETE THAT MESSAGE IMMEDIATELY BEFORE NATH SEES IT YOU ****ING BASTARD

[IMS DURNK]

what is done, is done..

[Louis Cyphre]

Originally Posted by Dorftrottel

Well, how do you handle the (income-?) tax-payments, do you pay any? Also i wanna know how did you get your personal pcs and your stuff to the island.. if it's more than one suitcase.

I used this service: imalta.de - Simone Halle Consulting
It cost about 2200€ for ~30 boxes and a large desk.

[xBornToLosex]

Beat: I think I might have impregnated a woman this morning. Please everyone pray for my sperm to be of horrible quality.

[IMS DURNK]

well if having bad tasting sperm equals horrible quality i think ur safe

[Assassinato]

jesus ****,

im going to lead a seminar in this ****ing country on always having rubbers and how to properly consume bananas without spending all day eating cheetos.

[Hercules]

Originally Posted by xBornToLosex

Beat: I think I might have impregnated a woman this morning. Please everyone pray for my sperm to be of horrible quality.

meh, no worries, they taste a bit bitter though with a slight touch of banana.
When u eat to many tacos there´s also this slight note of chili.
dont think a kid could be(come) a product of that, unless... [insert random racist joke]

[xBornToLosex]

Originally Posted by Assassinato

jesus ****,

im going to lead a seminar in this ****ing country on always having rubbers and how to properly consume bananas without spending all day eating cheetos.

Problem is sex with condom is just useless. Might as well jerk off instead. But yeah going without one isn't exactly a good idea either, but coming inside her instead of pulling out must have been like one of the most stupid things I have done in my entire life.

I'm scared.

Originally Posted by Hercules

meh, no worries, they taste a bit bitter though with a slight touch of banana.
When u eat to many tacos there´s also this slight note of chili.
dont think a kid could be(come) a product of that, unless... [insert random racist joke]

lulz

[Hercules]

btl,
on a serious matter, in case ur a ***** retard...u DO KNOW, that girls can take this thing called "pill".
agree with the rubber beeing asasdköfslkdfjöas... im to scared though to impregnant a random slut cuz im anti-abortion but also dont want a kid...

like if u know and trust the girl better and she takes the pill its cool to do it without, if not DO NOT ****ING DO IT. \end educational rant

if u learn anything from that, listen biology 5th grade better next time^^

[xBornToLosex]

Well obviously but not all sloots are on the pill. I wont ever know her and trust her because I'm a whore and knowing anything beyond her name is too much for me as I have no intentions of dating said sloot.

[Louis Cyphre]

If I had unprotected sex with a random girl then an unwanted pregnancy is the least of my worries.

[matt81]

Originally Posted by Halsu

I found some good apartments from dhalia, propably contact their agent to arrange so i can look between few places and decide then when i get there.

Dhalia really is the biggest estate agent in malta and has the largest inventory of modern properties. Most pokerplayers who relocated to Malta all want the same thing - modern apartments with outside space and possible even ocean views. so if you decide to come down just drop me an email for moe infor on mabar@dhalia.com

[IMS DURNK]

good old matt, what's up? -lauri

[xBornToLosex]

Originally Posted by LouisCyphre

If I had unprotected sex with a random girl then an unwanted pregnancy is the least of my worries.

Meh, STD's are waaay too hyped up but I get your point. Chances of getting HIV is as low as getting cancer or anything like that even though you have unprotected sex. Anything other then HIV can easily be cured or does not matter at all, like having a cold.

Unwanted pregnancy on the other hand freaks me out.

[skier_5]

re steam: pretty much the only place to drink after everything closes apart from estilo.