Malta Chatter Thread

[xBornToLosex]

You don't have to pay tax on poker income here. If you're gonna work in the betting industry the employer will obv take care of it.

I just shipped my stuff through the post office. Also shipped my PC which did not turn out ok, probably didn't pack it right or whatever but it turned up smashed. Should get some insurance back or w/e but didn't bother.

Most people down here use laptops with an extra monitor for grinding. If you pay a lil extra you can probably ship your stuff more securely with DHL or something like that.

[Dorftrottel]

Originally Posted by xBornToLosex

You don't have to pay tax on poker income here.

That might be for a casual player, but how about a professional. It would be my only income, i prefer to tax it there trough a permanent-resident status (tax=15%)than taxing it in germany.
Does anyone of you have a permanent-resident status or do you know anyone who has it?

[PietjeK]

Alex;

[xBornToLosex]

Originally Posted by Dorftrottel

That might be for a casual player, but how about a professional. It would be my only income, i prefer to tax it there trough a permanent-resident status (tax=15%)than taxing it in germany.
Does anyone of you have a permanent-resident status or do you know anyone who has it?

You don't have to pay tax on poker income at all. But if you absolutely want to I'm sure you can.

[IMS DURNK]

so how has ur bananas been today there in malta. goot in finlandos, goot

[xBornToLosex]

Originally Posted by IMS DURNK

so how has ur bananas been today there in malta. goot in finlandos, goot

It is fine thank you very much. I'm all out at the moment but I have been smoking too much lately so I think I might take a break and do something productive as well.

[Hercules]

Originally Posted by PietjeK

Alex;

hahaha, prolly stupid if jokes get repeatet 147% of the time...but here we go

Brag\beat...?!

not a mirryon anymore...cuz he didnt know that i have installed the french version of pokerstars when playing him (the one w\o fold button...)
2nd hand and last hand in 3rd match ;(

$5/$10 No Limit Holdem
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN EncroyableC ($1015.00)
SB Hero ($1000.00)

Pre-flop: ($15, 2 players) Hero is SB 6 6
Hero raises to $30, EncroyableC calls $20

Flop: 8 2 2 ($60, 2 players)
EncroyableC checks, Hero bets $40, EncroyableC calls $40

Turn: A ($140, 2 players)
EncroyableC bets $110, Hero calls $110

River: 3 ($360, 2 players)
EncroyableC bets $835, Hero calls $820

Final Pot: $2,000
EncroyableC shows: J T
Hero shows: 6 6

EncroyableC wins $15 ( lost -$1,000 )
Hero wins $1,999 ( won +$999 )

[PietjeK]

lolololololololol

[xBornToLosex]

Just delivered my resignition at Betsson, fulltime pokers again, gogogogog

[PietjeK]

gl frode!


gogogogogogo

[Hercules]

gl run hot , dont cheat on me

[xBornToLosex]

Originally Posted by Hercules

gl run hot , dont cheat on me

I would never do such a thing. When are you coming back to Malta for a visit, honey bun?

[Hercules]

maybe soon, ragoon.

have cheated on u sweety. Think confessing it in a public thread shows the highest remorse towards my mistakes. but not with other men, so hope i didnt belithle thyself on though who has sheltered the becommeth one. i know ur siihp alot, so i´ll pretend nothign happend.
But you dare making out again with a parrot-looking maltesian boy.

srs bznz.No bhattsheks. Its the law!

[xBornToLosex]

Originally Posted by Hercules

maybe soon, ragoon.

have cheated on u sweety. Think confessing it in a public thread shows the highest remorse towards my mistakes. but not with other men, so hope i didnt belithle thyself on though who has sheltered the becommeth one. i know ur siihp alot, so i´ll pretend nothign happend.
But you dare making out again with a parrot-looking maltesian boy.

srs bznz.No bhattsheks. Its the law!

You rascal you! But I thought we agreed on secksing other wimminz in the butt pretending it was a man was completely fine? As long as we don't secks other men, that's what we agreed on, right?

[IMS DURNK]

frode you dirty bastard, stop sending me messages "wat u wearing atm? im naked btw..."