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Old 05-14-2009, 07:57 AM   #51
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so how has ur bananas been today there in malta. goot in finlandos, goot
It is fine thank you very much. I'm all out at the moment but I have been smoking too much lately so I think I might take a break and do something productive as well.
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Old 05-14-2009, 09:44 AM   #52
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Alex;


hahaha, prolly stupid if jokes get repeatet 147% of the time...but here we go

Brag\beat...?!

not a mirryon anymore...cuz he didnt know that i have installed the french version of pokerstars when playing him (the one w\o fold button...)
2nd hand and last hand in 3rd match ;(

$5/$10 No Limit Holdem
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN EncroyableC ($1015.00)
SB Hero ($1000.00)

Pre-flop: ($15, 2 players) Hero is SB 6 6
Hero raises to $30, EncroyableC calls $20

Flop: 8 2 2 ($60, 2 players)
EncroyableC checks, Hero bets $40, EncroyableC calls $40

Turn: A ($140, 2 players)
EncroyableC bets $110, Hero calls $110

River: 3 ($360, 2 players)
EncroyableC bets $835, Hero calls $820

Final Pot: $2,000
EncroyableC shows: J T
Hero shows: 6 6

EncroyableC wins $15 ( lost -$1,000 )
Hero wins $1,999 ( won +$999 )
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Old 05-14-2009, 11:07 AM   #53
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lolololololololol
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Old 05-14-2009, 03:42 PM   #54
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Just delivered my resignition at Betsson, fulltime pokers again, gogogogog
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Old 05-14-2009, 04:09 PM   #55
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gl frode!


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Old 05-14-2009, 06:10 PM   #56
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gl run hot , dont cheat on me
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Old 05-15-2009, 05:49 AM   #57
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gl run hot , dont cheat on me
I would never do such a thing. When are you coming back to Malta for a visit, honey bun?
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Old 05-15-2009, 06:15 AM   #58
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maybe soon, ragoon.

have cheated on u sweety. Think confessing it in a public thread shows the highest remorse towards my mistakes. but not with other men, so hope i didnt belithle thyself on though who has sheltered the becommeth one. i know ur siihp alot, so i´ll pretend nothign happend.
But you dare making out again with a parrot-looking maltesian boy.

srs bznz.No bhattsheks. Its the law!
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Old 05-15-2009, 07:16 AM   #59
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maybe soon, ragoon.

have cheated on u sweety. Think confessing it in a public thread shows the highest remorse towards my mistakes. but not with other men, so hope i didnt belithle thyself on though who has sheltered the becommeth one. i know ur siihp alot, so i´ll pretend nothign happend.
But you dare making out again with a parrot-looking maltesian boy.

srs bznz.No bhattsheks. Its the law!
You rascal you! But I thought we agreed on secksing other wimminz in the butt pretending it was a man was completely fine? As long as we don't secks other men, that's what we agreed on, right?
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Old 05-15-2009, 09:45 AM   #60
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frode you dirty bastard, stop sending me messages "wat u wearing atm? im naked btw..."
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Old 05-15-2009, 10:48 AM   #61
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frode you dirty bastard, stop sending me messages "wat u wearing atm? im naked btw..."
FFS THAT WAS FOR YOUR EYES ONLY, DELETE THAT MESSAGE IMMEDIATELY BEFORE NATH SEES IT YOU ****ING BASTARD
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Old 05-15-2009, 01:34 PM   #62
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what is done, is done..
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Old 05-15-2009, 03:03 PM   #63
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Well, how do you handle the (income-?) tax-payments, do you pay any? Also i wanna know how did you get your personal pcs and your stuff to the island.. if it's more than one suitcase.
I used this service: imalta.de - Simone Halle Consulting
It cost about 2200€ for ~30 boxes and a large desk.
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Old 05-16-2009, 12:44 PM   #64
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Beat: I think I might have impregnated a woman this morning. Please everyone pray for my sperm to be of horrible quality.
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Old 05-16-2009, 02:28 PM   #65
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well if having bad tasting sperm equals horrible quality i think ur safe
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Old 05-16-2009, 03:13 PM   #66
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jesus ****,

im going to lead a seminar in this ****ing country on always having rubbers and how to properly consume bananas without spending all day eating cheetos.
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Old 05-16-2009, 03:33 PM   #67
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Beat: I think I might have impregnated a woman this morning. Please everyone pray for my sperm to be of horrible quality.
meh, no worries, they taste a bit bitter though with a slight touch of banana.
When u eat to many tacos there´s also this slight note of chili.
dont think a kid could be(come) a product of that, unless... [insert random racist joke]
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Old 05-16-2009, 04:02 PM   #68
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jesus ****,

im going to lead a seminar in this ****ing country on always having rubbers and how to properly consume bananas without spending all day eating cheetos.
Problem is sex with condom is just useless. Might as well jerk off instead. But yeah going without one isn't exactly a good idea either, but coming inside her instead of pulling out must have been like one of the most stupid things I have done in my entire life.

I'm scared.

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meh, no worries, they taste a bit bitter though with a slight touch of banana.
When u eat to many tacos there´s also this slight note of chili.
dont think a kid could be(come) a product of that, unless... [insert random racist joke]
lulz
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Old 05-17-2009, 07:31 AM   #69
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btl,
on a serious matter, in case ur a ***** retard...u DO KNOW, that girls can take this thing called "pill".
agree with the rubber beeing asasdköfslkdfjöas... im to scared though to impregnant a random slut cuz im anti-abortion but also dont want a kid...

like if u know and trust the girl better and she takes the pill its cool to do it without, if not DO NOT ****ING DO IT. \end educational rant

if u learn anything from that, listen biology 5th grade better next time^^
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Old 05-17-2009, 10:41 AM   #70
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Well obviously but not all sloots are on the pill. I wont ever know her and trust her because I'm a whore and knowing anything beyond her name is too much for me as I have no intentions of dating said sloot.
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Old 05-17-2009, 07:00 PM   #71
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If I had unprotected sex with a random girl then an unwanted pregnancy is the least of my worries.
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Old 05-18-2009, 04:32 AM   #72
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I found some good apartments from dhalia, propably contact their agent to arrange so i can look between few places and decide then when i get there.
Dhalia really is the biggest estate agent in malta and has the largest inventory of modern properties. Most pokerplayers who relocated to Malta all want the same thing - modern apartments with outside space and possible even ocean views. so if you decide to come down just drop me an email for moe infor on mabar@dhalia.com
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Old 05-18-2009, 04:49 AM   #73
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good old matt, what's up? -lauri
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Old 05-18-2009, 08:22 AM   #74
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If I had unprotected sex with a random girl then an unwanted pregnancy is the least of my worries.
Meh, STD's are waaay too hyped up but I get your point. Chances of getting HIV is as low as getting cancer or anything like that even though you have unprotected sex. Anything other then HIV can easily be cured or does not matter at all, like having a cold.

Unwanted pregnancy on the other hand freaks me out.
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Old 05-19-2009, 02:58 AM   #75
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re steam: pretty much the only place to drink after everything closes apart from estilo.
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