Malta Chatter Thread - Page 2

xBornToLosex · 05-10-2009, 11:18 AM

If I had ever watched that much pr0n my penis would either fall off or swell to twice it's size and turn completely blue.

IMS DURNK · 05-10-2009, 11:21 AM

just another day at the office

PietjeK · 05-10-2009, 12:12 PM

God im hungry as hell and not in the mood to go out for dinner but dont have any food here, where to order ???

Assassinato · 05-10-2009, 12:58 PM

**** Steam. Or Wait. There's some Gentleman's club I can't go to anymore. Some girl said I had no dick, because I don't even really chill at strip clubs that much and I wasn't buying a dance, was just chilling with my friends, so yeah she says you have no dick, and I said **** off and then everybody was charging me. ****ing bull****. Same night I got into a ****ing fight here.

And yeah, jesus christ Lauri, I hope you changed the ****ing sheets in my house when you were done.

Anyways yeah there is definitely need for a chatter thread here. This place is the European hub of poker, there's so many tax breaks so many grinders are here, and all roughly in the same area. I just got a bull**** who cares seventh on the EPT and everybody here knows, its insane. Like I go to the bars and there's like 50 people who saw the live stream.

$upermad4it · 05-10-2009, 01:04 PM

ok I'm prolly gonna come to malta, anyone need 2 roommates, or anyone looking for a villa?

xBornToLosex · 05-10-2009, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Assassinato

**** Steam. Or Wait. There's some Gentleman's club I can't go to anymore. Some girl said I had no dick, because I don't even really chill at strip clubs that much and I wasn't buying a dance, was just chilling with my friends, so yeah she says you have no dick, and I said **** off and then everybody was charging me. ****ing bull****. Same night I got into a ****ing fight here.

And yeah, jesus christ Lauri, I hope you changed the ****ing sheets in my house when you were done.

Anyways yeah there is definitely need for a chatter thread here. This place is the European hub of poker, there's so many tax breaks so many grinders are here, and all roughly in the same area. I just got a bull**** who cares seventh on the EPT and everybody here knows, its insane. Like I go to the bars and there's like 50 people who saw the live stream.

You might want to check your socks(or Daniels), just a heads up.
Steam is alright for chilling out and drinking, I don't buy lap-dances there either since I have no need to pay to get some chick to wiggle her ass and rub my peen. Girls have never been bitter or anything when I turn them down though, they usually stay polite and wish me a good night, which is what they are supposed to do I guess.

Kinda lame when the girls are bitches and go tell their pets(security guards) to jump you when you haven't done ****.

IMS DURNK · 05-10-2009, 02:39 PM

i lost my credit card @ steam when they wanted to charge for lapdances which i never take

and no alex, i didnt change em - had to mark my territory like animals do

Assassinato · 05-10-2009, 02:40 PM

Dude I got my **** rocked that night. I still don't know if it had anything to do with the strip club, but that was ****ed up.

**** it, whatever. Probably the fifth time in my life at a strip club. Good lesson. Hope the bitch ODs.

It wasn't Steam. It was whatever the hell that other one is, on the same street, closer to Burger King. You've all been warned.

**** the strip clubs, real girls here are awesome.

Hmmm...all of our socks did disappear around that time. Daniel even made a few threads about it, posted on my facebook, etc.

God damnit Lauri.

IMS DURNK · 05-10-2009, 03:01 PM

haha yeah, he went went mental about it and made his bitch(yours truly) to tape some crazy video bout it hahah

Halsu · 05-10-2009, 03:12 PM

Lauri, eww!

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Originally Posted by $upermad4it

ok I'm prolly gonna come to malta, anyone need 2 roommates, or anyone looking for a villa?

I might be up to it, PM me for more details, im realy hoping to move there next month so it should be done soon.

PietjeK · 05-10-2009, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Assassinato

It wasn't Steam. It was whatever the hell that other one is, on the same street, closer to Burger King. You've all been warned.
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Stiletto's

PietjeK · 05-10-2009, 04:07 PM

Btw for anyone who's intrested; im gonna take some scuba diving lessons next week, afaik 350eu, 1 day theory (2 hours o/s) 2nd day training in a pool and 3rd day diving at Comino and after that youre allowed to dive everywhere in the world till 20m

Send pm if you wanna join

Assassinato · 05-10-2009, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by PietjeK

Btw for anyone who's intrested; im gonna take some scuba diving lessons next week, afaik 350eu, 1 day theory (2 hours o/s) 2nd day training in a pool and 3rd day diving at Comino and after that youre allowed to dive everywhere in the world till 20m

Send pm if you wanna join

Whoa, sounds sick, what day?

Assassinato · 05-10-2009, 04:25 PM

**** more importantly what time?

PietjeK · 05-10-2009, 04:30 PM

Lets check a school tomorrow, and then asap obv, think its much nicer to do it now then when the sea is gettin sick warm..