Not sure if serious, but with the recent posts you have been doing, I may be inclined to see if such a service exists, a cow has better posting skills then this drivel.

Rehab, when you back in cambo? would be good to put a face to the name

Hey Jsplit, I need to live Cambodia through you now. I probably will focus on the States and Mexico for awhile.

I went to a fight in Cambo once, was a fun time, but didnt figure the betting out.

Keep up the reports!

to be fair i don't see much wrong with his post. of course there are loads of scams, corruption and a mafia (the term seems silly because the Godfather comes to mind, but it's accurate as a loose term for any criminals that are above the law due to connections/money). same as thailand and phillipines. doesn't mean it isn't a great place to live though. normal people are great, these countries only start to suck when you have to deal in any capacity with an official, government, police etc. and lots of reports of being offered to shoot a cow on the shooting ranges. http://www.vice.com/read/weed-pizza-and-ak-47s-820

general feel is cambodia is less scammy then thai or PI, and if you do get scammed you will get off a whole lot cheaper

Yazzx, you need to take jsplit up on that iPhone offer and give us photos!

he was just there for the AK and i was just there for the AK, AA ,QQ, JJ

Maybank has free ATM withdrawals still.. and now that I've helped the thread, I'm an american now in sihanoukville trying to get back on FT, does anyone know if i can do ACH transfers between US banks and Cambodian banks? For instance Canadia? Not wire transfers, I know I can do those.

Also I checked the golden island casino yesterday on new years eve and the game that a sign said was running at 7pm wasn't. but one of the girls said a game was running tonight. anyone here go to those? so i know to avoid it

Ive got my flight booked on the 28th. Biggest thing ive ever done going to be pretty scary i think esp after that buzuka cow blog but i think should be best thing ive ever done, cant wait.

lol why would the bazooka cow blog scare you?

cambodia is much safer than you are expecting, and ill bet you dont see 1 bazooka while you are there unless you try to

GL!

What about the rampant kidnappings u brought up, doesn't that scare you more than cow death by bazooka?

Looking forward to hearing about this upcoming epic adventure, GL!

U a degen?

I only recently got back from pp, i will probably go again next weekend and try pick it up...

Lol at the bazooka cow, i heard pretty much everyone misses....

I heard (and take it with a grain of salt) that the sight is off so no one hits he cow.

Not sure if true, but I asked a tuk-tuk guy last year what happens if you miss n he told me they give you an AK47 to finish it off.

Where abouts are you staying? PP or Snooky?

I think the whole bazooka cow thing is an urban myth, cows are way too expensive and even if one in ten hits it it's too much.

Besides these stories are always about a friend of a friend doing it.

it's not an urban myth.

You have to pay for the cow before you blow it up.

Thanks, im bit worried about everything not extremely but still theres some anxiety there like catching a plane there i will be a bit scared lol. Im going to grind in siam raep and thats all im basically going to do is eat sleep and do the pokie. And just try to become a poker beast and build my skill and roll so i can come back to aus and be able to afford living here. I think my goal would be to try to have saved like 100k or something and buy a house boat in aus and grind on that. Could take 5-10 years maybe but with a big goal like that it should keep me motivated for a long time. Do you think i could do sprints/runs in cambodia without looking suspucios and attracting attention from cops?

And am kinda a degen i get addicted.

Your anxiety is well founded, as your previous posts only point to one inevitable conclusion.

In before you go busto and begging for Riels and crumpled $1 US notes.

Oh, and good luck, you'll need it 1000x

salty how many years of experience do you have living in cambodia?

we need to know so at least we will be condescended to by a wily vet

I'm not even talking to or about you.

Please go back to whining about spending less than $2 in mobile phone load on the New Year.

FYI, Filipinos don't really care about spending 80 pesos on load. The rich ones don't care, and the poor ones would have stop texting until they could register. The only people who care enough to complain are the busto sexpats who are frantically texting a million random girls to try and get lucky that night.

Why Siem Reap?