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12-04-2012 , 02:30 PM
4th for a little under a G

very happy with it since i got almost no hands the last 2 tables, and honestly played super nitty so no clue how i didnt blind out an hour before


if you count fulltilt money im only a few hundo away from that $10k magic number

Last edited by kick2dante; 12-04-2012 at 02:33 PM. Reason: supposed to be having a 3sum tonight but no moneys
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12-04-2012 , 02:38 PM
solid effort but why not just go to the cash machine with your usa bank card what am i missing here ?
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12-04-2012 , 02:46 PM
Dante doesnt want to withdraw from the usa bank cause he believes he wont be able to deposit back into it. I have no idea if thats true for Cambodia but its true for VN. Vn doesnt allow money to leave VN unless you have reason like working here legally etc. You need to provide proof and playing poker doesn't qualify.
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12-04-2012 , 05:03 PM
spud i got $2300 in my bank of america account, say another black friday type situation comes along that would be all the money i have in the world, id like to keep that "worst case scenario" fund as full as possible

only way i know of to get money back into that account would be to do a bank transfer from here and im sure that would cost a decent amount (no clue whatsoever how much)


go for a beach walk and as im halfway down the beach the power goes out, that is extremely rare for the middle of the night, actually over the past month the power outages have been very few and far between and dont last long at all, and in the 4+ months ive been here i can only remember 1 time that the power was out at 3 am

so i decide to go for a longer walk than usual because wtf else am i gonna do, there is sort of a usual end for where i walk to because at high tide you cant go any further, but when low tide you can walk across this one area to where there are a few more bars and then just a long strip of beach with nothing around it (only walked the area where nothing is around twice, its a lil freaky in the middle of the night out there by yourself)



anyways im by the 2nd set of bars and out of nowhere 2 huge dogs come running at me, they dont bark until they are right up on me and i think they are actually gonna attack me, they stop maybe 5 feet away but are barking like crazy and im not sure they are done with whatever it is they have planned so i quickly take off the shoes/socks and walk a few feet out into the water, they follow me for about 50 yards

i hate walking in the water because on the beach walks i usually see maybe 5 jellyfish almost every night, never realized how big jellyfish were


dogs eventually lost interest but thats the most scared ive been from dogs over here for a few months

power was out for maybe 2 hours but its back on now, sooooooooo tempted to go get a girl to kill time but held out (actually went for a 2nd beach walk)

was not at all looking forward to trying to sleep with no AC and only a few hours of battery operated fan time
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12-04-2012 , 05:24 PM
Street dogs in Asia scare the **** outta me and I don't mind admitting that.
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12-04-2012 , 11:35 PM
I been bite twice by aisan dogs, both time my fault as it happens. Had to get rabbies jabs both times too. The second one was a nasty bite ended in hospital with leg pouring with blood, still scared.

Just remember k2 stare them in the eye and dont turn your back on them, keep eye contact and walk slowly backwards. If you turn to run or walk, its their instinct to give chase.
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12-05-2012 , 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Vucking Vish
Street dogs in Asia scare the **** outta me and I don't mind admitting that.
i'm more scared in the States because everyone and their brother has to have an alpha dog like a pitbull, Rott, etc... just an extension of the penis..

Once these dogs go crazy, the only thing that will put em down is a bullet.. f*ckin some people have no business owning those kind of dogs..
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12-05-2012 , 06:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Pooter

One person an hour contracts hiv in Thailand.
is this just given out totally randomly like a lottery or what?
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12-05-2012 , 06:12 AM
bah disconnect when hit send!!!! cliffs:

got bank sorted out, really annoying no lines will be helping you then stop and help the new person who walked up instead


there are baby chickens (chicks i guess) that live near thida'spizza, 2 months ago when i first saw them i thought htey wouldnt last a week because they live on street with bunch of big mean hungry dogs (place where my scariest dog experience before last night happened) but it seems like most if not all of them are still alive


owner of thidas is brittish, wife is cambodian, 5 year old son looks totally cambodian but has a brittish accent = awesome


there is a lady who walks around every day with a scale and people pay 250 riel (6 cents) to use it and see how much they weigh, cute hotel chick was so excited to be up to 39 kilos



shack girl on her way over, not sure what her endgame is here, put my money in box downstairs so if i get knock on door i can say no prosty charge cuz i have nothing to pay her with (paranoid)

Last edited by kick2dante; 12-05-2012 at 06:13 AM. Reason: u prolly wish i always disconnected on send so only gave cliffs im sure
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12-05-2012 , 07:43 AM
Really enjoying this thread. Love how crazy some of the recent feedback is...some hate Dante and compare him to Hitler. Still, some of this negative feedback is warranted, as you really 'should' be protected. Still, it's clear that you're going to do your own thing and you clearly aren't trying to hurt others (though I guess you may be because you aren't 100% sure you're std free).

In any case, hope you hit that 10k mark and get to go to your promised land of Angeles City.
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12-05-2012 , 09:28 AM
i havent felt big boobs in almost a month


shack girl (the biggest of the big boobs) is about to hop in the shower


i have no money for boom boom



life isnt fair
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12-05-2012 , 09:52 AM
Ask her if she is willing to do boom boom and pay her later[maybe not but if she trust you, potential money later down the line is better than no money for someone who is broke].

Either way, ask to see if she is willing to do it and you pay her later. You can also deposit into her bank account if she does go to PP. Whats her number, I may go to PP in a week. I wanna **** a prostitute that the Dante ****ed raw. I can check it off my bucket list. Also wanna see how hot this chick is.

Think about it, we can be brothers through pussy association.
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12-05-2012 , 10:46 AM
shack girl not have bank account


shack girl also not one i would ever raw dog ever ever ever

she says she move to PP tomorrow


as far as how hot shack is boobs are a 10, ass is a 9, face is.... depends on the day but ranges from 4-6 most days, occasional 7
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12-05-2012 , 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by kick2dante
shack girl not have bank account
Maybe shes got Moneybookers
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12-05-2012 , 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Dmalloy
Maybe shes got Moneybookers
Seriously lol'd in the middle of a resturaunt
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12-05-2012 , 02:18 PM
Dante's gonna have a line of credit with the whole town before long.

Dante nice score recently on Stars. I did not fully believe you existed but that score with Cambo next to it. Party on rockstar...

You'll prolly satty in to the milli and bink it or something. Thats the kind of character I think you are... You know, God looking out for certain folk? LOL

EZ I think you missed what peoples elbow was trying to say with that meme. He is obv a fan of Dante and his ways. That meme was funny as sh*t though.
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12-05-2012 , 04:12 PM
dante am sure you can get her to give you a freebie just turn on the charm or start begging whatever works for you good luck !
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12-05-2012 , 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by lovedaphils

Dante nice score recently on Stars. I did not fully believe you existed but that score with Cambo next to it. Party on rockstar...

You'll prolly satty in to the milli and bink it or something. Thats the kind of character I think you are... You know, God looking out for certain folk? LOL

EZ I think you missed what peoples elbow was trying to say with that meme. He is obv a fan of Dante and his ways. That meme was funny as sh*t though.
yes i am in fact a real person and ty i definitely feel i maximized that opportunity

i didnt take anything negative from PE's post even if it did compare me to one of the most evil people of all time, EZ probably just didnt realize who made that post

and maybe the worst read ive ever seen with god looking out for me, if i were to luckbox my way to some massive score it would just be getting me close to even (i feel ive run bad at poker, particularly live, but i KNOW ive run bad at life)

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Originally Posted by Spudhead
dante am sure you can get her to give you a freebie just turn on the charm or start begging whatever works for you good luck !
as mentioned before shack is all about the money, not saying i am some unbelievable lay like EBFFS and rail them so hard 6 times a night that all the girls cant get enough, but there have been some who i could tell actually enjoyed the sex'ing

well shack isnt one of them, after working in a shack i would guess she may never enjoy it again, pretty sad really

when she is the fun happy girl that she is 90% of the time she is so fun to be around, she would be absolutely maddening to have as a girlfriend but as a ****buddy or even a friend to just hang out with every once in awhile she is great

her personality is like a puppy on ecstacy


ill probably use one of my boom boom sessions for the week on her tomorrow because she is moving to PP very soon and i might not get the chance for awhile (if ever)


considered it tonight but i was trying to give my lil guy a break while im forced to take a boom boom break, but (TMI coming) monday and tuesday i had such bad headaches a few hours after i got up i had to take pills and watch porn/rub one out to get them to go away like an hour into starting my session, i hate doing that (no really i do) but u gotta do what u gotta do to get a headache to go away, and with the +900 yesterday i'd say it worked

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Originally Posted by Dmalloy
Maybe shes got Moneybookers
doh!!!! i forgot to ask


(well played sir)
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12-05-2012 , 05:08 PM
You make your own run good, in life, in poker, in everything. Thats what I believe anyway. You are the undisputed king of TMI. But keep it coming. (pun intended)
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12-05-2012 , 05:38 PM
if you have lived the life ive lived i doubt you would still think that way


dont get me wrong im a lazy un-motivated stoned for 98% of the last 13 years POS who is where he is for a reason (though who loves where he is currently)


but the worst parts of my life were totally out of my control
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12-06-2012 , 03:33 AM
Would love to know the full story, you make it sound like you got molested or something. Is it better or worse than that?
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12-06-2012 , 05:58 AM
no i was not raped/molested



anyone know the deal with stars not having tourneys between 5pm and 8pm cambo time? past 2 days every tourney they have then is either a "timed" tournament that ends in 30 minutes and you split the payout depending on how many chips (why even run that?) or a hyper turbo?

yesterday i just assumed it was maintenance, but now that its 2 days in a row im a lil concerned



current roll is at $34.75, if i take away $20 for 1 boom boom session, thats all im gonna get , still gonna be pretty hard to survive with what i got


one of the girls who works at the hotel here (the one i mentioned has a "2nd father" that sends her money) offered to loan me money if i needed it (i didnt ask), i told her no thanks, but if i got totally desperate i might, she actually said $100 or $200, most i would do is borrow tiny amount for a meal or two
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12-06-2012 , 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by kick2dante
anyone know the deal with stars not having tourneys between 5pm and 8pm cambo time? past 2 days every tourney they have then is either a "timed" tournament that ends in 30 minutes and you split the payout depending on how many chips (why even run that?) or a hyper turbo?

yesterday i just assumed it was maintenance, but now that its 2 days in a row im a lil concerned
Going to play live tonight so haven't played any online tourneys today, then read this and totally freaked out.

Jumped on stars and looked at tomorrows schedule... everything looks back to normal. Phew.
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12-06-2012 , 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by lovedaphils
You make your own run good, in life, in poker, in everything. Thats what I believe anyway. You are the undisputed king of TMI. But keep it coming. (pun intended)
I saw a child yesterday with no legs and 1 arm. Clearly he didn't get the memo.
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12-06-2012 , 12:06 PM
shack girl comes over and im watching "scam city" (marakesh episode which is probably the worst of the series, show isnt that good but when u have like 5 channel options.....)


anyways she doesnt know what the show is or what its about but when they show the guy whose show it is she instantly yells out "HE STEALS!!!!"

im like wha? shes like he steals very bad man

i ask her why she says that and she says she can tell by looking at him


oh the irony


bankroll soon to be down to $14.75 after we boom boom twice, hope the transfer is there tomorrow


realized i got $20 in the bank account i used to get the poker sites running, i cant remember if they said i could close it out with no penalty after 3 or 6 months, really hope it was 3 because $20 would help out a lot right now (if transfer isnt in)


gonna miss shack girl, met her my first night here in snooky and been with her way more than anyone else (not just boom boom wise)
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