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07-20-2017 , 03:24 PM

#1476

5 south

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Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 6,663

I think we'll all eat as much balut as called for to get that one unwrapped!

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07-20-2017 , 03:49 PM

#1477

Info Shove

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 1,290

How awful is balut if you close your eyes, does it taste rotten? Is the awful taste worth a chance to bang the girl after?

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Originally Posted by 5 south

I think we'll all eat as much balut as called for to get that one unwrapped!

Its easy to say that until it looks at you like that

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07-20-2017 , 04:15 PM

#1478

5 south

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 6,663

It tastes like funky chicken soup. Just hope it doesn't smell down there on her or all for not!
And careful not to choke on the baby beak

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07-20-2017 , 08:03 PM

#1479

bubba07

enthusiast

Join Date: Jun 2017 Posts: 95

Info

She looks like a keeper for a month or 2, I reckon she looks like 25 yrs old but not in a bad way. Good Luck and try something a little different than being a Lil Puppy.

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07-21-2017 , 02:29 AM

#1480

spets1

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 144

i once had like 9 beers and had balut. The skin part is ok till you get to the middle. THen it tastes weird. Never had it since then.

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07-21-2017 , 02:32 AM

#1481

jspill

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 8,365

Sometimes they put salt on it to obscure the foul taste

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07-21-2017 , 02:38 AM

#1482

Bluegrassplayer

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 38,607

A lot of people don't eat it, they put a straw into the egg and suck it out. Request that if it seems less disgusting.

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07-21-2017 , 04:23 AM

#1483

KnightShft

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 175

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Originally Posted by KnightShft

Sorry for the derail info.

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Originally Posted by Info Shove

Enough derail, please... We have Ask us about Thailand so please don't use my thread to ask general Thailand or even Philippines questions that have nothing to do with me.

Pretty petty but, why do I somehow have a change of heart regarding that time you knocked down that old guys phone...

Last edited by KnightShft; 07-21-2017 at 04:23 AM. Reason: Even quoted me haha

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07-21-2017 , 04:47 AM

#1484

Info Shove

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 1,290

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Originally Posted by KnightShft

Pretty petty but, why do I somehow have a change of heart regarding that time you knocked down that old guys phone...

Saying 'sorry for derail' doesn't make the 10+ posts less of a derail. Nothing personal, I just want the thread to stay easy to read. I quoted you and the other guy to show future posters what crosses the line imo.

Just look what happened to k2 thread, I don't want that

OT: Ever since I told my gf I'm thinking of leaving Manila she's acting way nicer and said something like "all I want to do now is make you happy", it's pretty great now. She cleans even more and she also stopped complaining if I go too deep. Still got no BJ though (she tried it once 2 months ago and had to run to the sink every minute to wash her mouth and almost throw up)

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07-21-2017 , 05:02 AM

#1485

KnightShft

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 175

We'll just chalk it up to you being German I guess. German Bluntness sometimes comes across as maliciousness.

Anyways, make the girl eat some kind of weird German delikatessen if you're forced to eat balut. From my experience filipinas are pretty averse to trying new foods and you can probably get off the hook.

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07-21-2017 , 05:16 AM

#1486

TheOffice

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 318

There's no way you'll be forced to eat balut or anything else for that matter. As if she'd even care about that. And if she does, get some self respect going and just say no, kid. You don't have to be a Pausenclown, especially after that $400 heater. Oh, wait...

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07-21-2017 , 05:18 AM

#1487

Info Shove

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 1,290

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Originally Posted by KnightShft

make the girl eat some kind of weird German delikatessen if you're forced to eat balut. From my experience filipinas are pretty averse to trying new foods and you can probably get off the hook.

I'm not forced to do anything, I just don't wanna be a pussy about it and it's a good cheap date. I'll eat that little rotten 3 week old foul chicken, no problem, as long as Filipinos say it's a delicacy...

Sure I could get started with German Blutwurst and Sauerkraut but I'm the foreigner here not her. I wanna be open for trying their culture and food. I already had chicken intestines and it was better than I thought.

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07-21-2017 , 05:24 AM

#1488

TheOffice

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 318

Then why pretend as if you were and make a pussy story out of it? Just say that you want to eat rotten embroys period.

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07-21-2017 , 05:29 AM

#1489

Info Shove

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 1,290

I'm not looking forward to eating rotten embryos at all but now that I mentioned it to her I won't be the foreigner that pussies out trying it. Under the circumstances yes I want to eat rotten embryos.

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07-21-2017 , 05:35 AM

#1490

KnightShft

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 175

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Originally Posted by Info Shove

Thread saver: 18 year old girl I hit up on facebook yesterday.

Can you elaborate on this? Just searching through random profiles and sending messages?

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07-21-2017 , 05:49 AM

#1491

Info Shove

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 1,290

I accidently came across her profile, saw her pictures and messaged her. I don't actively do that and haven't tried it in months because success rate is very low on fb as a stranger with no mutual friends.

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07-21-2017 , 06:31 AM

#1492

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Maybe it's your gf friend? You gona get your dick cut off

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07-21-2017 , 06:46 AM

#1493

BlackHorsey

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 138

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Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Maybe it's your gf friend? You gona get your dick cut off

This lol, even if it isn't better be careful she doesn't accidentaly read your fb chats

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07-21-2017 , 07:33 AM

#1494

KnightShft

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 175

Also the girl that agreed to meet up with a random guy who messaged her on facebook... proceed with caution imo.

Ive seen tons of messages first hand from foreigners just messaging girls im with on fb. Always creeped me out and I figured they had like <1% chance of success. If the girl is down, she's prob got a screw loose.

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07-21-2017 , 07:37 AM

#1495

jspill

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 8,365

Crazy girls will give him the dirty bang he's after

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07-21-2017 , 10:53 AM

#1496

Info Shove

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 1,290

She's 18, she doesn't have to be crazy to fall for a stranger on fb. Just say haha a lot, make childish jokes and don't forget the crying laughing emoji is your best friend

One day later

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07-21-2017 , 11:23 AM

#1497

KnightShft

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 175

ZZZ don't waste your time on this one man. Just not happening. Also funny you mix in so many hahas and then say somewhere obscure like Alaska as if a Filipino knows where that is. good luck though.

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07-21-2017 , 12:20 PM

#1498

jspill

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 8,365

of course sex can easily happen. its actually not that weird to message randoms on FB in se asia, its nothing like the West

and ya some will know alaska.

if it was me id offer to put her up and pay her transport

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07-21-2017 , 12:47 PM

#1499

KnightShft

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 175

Maybe im out of the loop. Just seems excruciating to play the baby talk messaging games and then not seal. I have a date with a professional (real estate agent) thai/italian girl that speaks perfect english tomorrow and it feels like she's 8 years old with all the ridiculous emojis shes sending me. Got me thinking I won't be able to seal for the first time in I dont remember how long.

My game is pretty much go out drinking and find a willing participant. If you don't drink I guess thats the alternative though.

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07-21-2017 , 01:11 PM

#1500

Info Shove

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 1,290

It doesn't take much time and I'm not texting her a lot like I did with crush girl (I've learned my lesson from that), just enough to build trust which you really need to build as a stranger on facebook. Is it worth it? Depends what type of girls you're into. I like more innoccent girls that don't party every weekend and haven't had a lot of dicks before.

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