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Old 02-19-2017, 08:22 AM   #76
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Re: Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before

Majority of them wont care but ideally u would like to have sex with those that do, because they look better
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Old 02-19-2017, 08:28 AM   #77
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Bang the 39yo roommate, problem solved ?
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Old 02-19-2017, 08:32 AM   #78
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Bang the 39yo roommate, problem solved ?
This is some real good advice.

If you bang her right it will lead to free rent and food as well so ups the budget a ton. Play your cards right you'll be moving into her room in no time and be sleeping on a queen size bed with no trucks on the wall.
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Old 02-19-2017, 08:35 AM   #79
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Just realized u didn't talk her down from 12.5 to 12 u said ac or no AC. Gotta be worth 10 bucks extra for AC did u get it?

How much for a girl to stay? Time to bring a girl over and get this party started IMO.
Yeah, got the AC for 10 bucks

I don't know and I'm not gonna pay it. I'll talk to her about it again or kick them out before night.

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What on earth

Pics of this 39 year old dragon that won't let you get laid?
I'm not gonna post pics of her, that's mean, she's friendly. I guess it makes sense if I had someone move into the room long term and I haven't negotiated anything like what if it's not every night.
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Old 02-19-2017, 10:43 AM   #80
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Is this a ladyboy? (I don't know the answer, asking for advice)

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Old 02-19-2017, 12:26 PM   #81
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I'd say No, but can't be 100% sure. What I can tell you is that, especially in the Philippines, a lot of ladyboys are upfront about it. So if you've chatted with this girl online a few times and she hasn't told you she is one yet, already decreases the chance that she is.
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Old 02-19-2017, 12:58 PM   #82
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Re: Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before

Whats she going to think about your wallpaper is the more pertinent question
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Old 02-19-2017, 01:03 PM   #83
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Whats she going to think about your wallpaper is the more pertinent question
LMAO
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Old 02-19-2017, 01:04 PM   #84
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I bet if you made your entire wardrobe hello kitty outfits in Thailand girls would be K2D style "malling" you when you were walking around term 21.
Best strat I've read on here in months.

No need to get all worked up about the wallpaper, you can't exactly play the 'I'm a cool mfer' card with the roll/place, pretend that you really like the movie cars/make a joke of it, can't imagine any girl, especially sea girls not sleeping with you for that.

Girl looks legit, arrange a date and you'll know if she's a ladyboy within seconds 95% of the time, from there either bail or roll with it and you'll have a good story regardless.
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Old 02-19-2017, 01:35 PM   #85
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Re: Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before

Just message her saying, 'I love sucking cock, i sure hope you're a pre-op LB '
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Old 02-19-2017, 01:39 PM   #86
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Maybe I'll just get rid of this wallpaper and get it replaced for like 500 pesos... Unless the roommate/owner really wants me to not get laid and forbids this modification to her apartment.
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Old 02-19-2017, 09:32 PM   #87
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Stop stressing about the wallpaper your not looking to invite some british highsociety girl for a coctail to your penthouse.

The girls wont give a **** about that, if there are room mates around the house (especcially philippinos it can be huge turnoff for girl) since many are religious and fear to have slutty reputation but on the contrary love to get laid by young westerners but would feel embarrased by going to some house full of filippino guys and let them know she has sex with a westerner that is not some longterm boyfriend atleast).

You sharing the flat now or not? .. Think I lived near the place in Taguig for a week or so, kind of isolated community and good so..
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Old 02-20-2017, 07:36 AM   #88
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you called yourself clueless and you weren't kidding. the wallpaper is not going to stop you getting laid it's living with other people that will stop you.

if you've paid for a month or two in advance, you might as well stay now. but start looking for your own place.

if staying with people is necessary, then you should have gone to thailand or sihanoukville where you could have had a place on your own for less than you're spending now.
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Old 02-20-2017, 08:09 AM   #89
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Is this a ladyboy? (I don't know the answer, asking for advice)
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Even if it is a ladyboy nothing wrong with knocking off your first Asian ladyboy before your first Asian women.
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Old 02-20-2017, 11:32 AM   #90
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you called yourself clueless and you weren't kidding. the wallpaper is not going to stop you getting laid it's living with other people that will stop you.
I still think it's very different as a young guy but I guess it's challenge accepted.

I've been here for 5 days now and had nobody over. I got to leave my gated community more, there are mainly couples and families here.

I'm going to hit the mall at BGC tomorrow and talk to some girls. What is k2d's secret note to hand out?

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Old 02-20-2017, 11:50 AM   #91
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why did you go to manila?
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Old 02-20-2017, 11:57 AM   #92
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why did you go to manila?
Because I like the big city life. I never planned to hang out in my gated community all day but I've been tired from my 25 hour trip and busy with other things.
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Old 02-20-2017, 02:07 PM   #93
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I'm going to hit the mall at BGC tomorrow and talk to some girls. What is k2d's secret note to hand out?
K2d's top secret note is as secret as the Coca-Cola's recipe, no one knows!

If you want to increase your chances of getting laid, use also tinder or skout. gl
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Old 02-20-2017, 10:41 PM   #94
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ya as someone said your spot is bad for numerous reasons but your chances decrease a ton if you bring some girl to your place, she meets the 39 year old, and then you take her to a room the size of a shoe box where the only thing the two of you are doing inside is having sex, that is gonna make her super uncomfortable

so try to plan having them over when the roommate is gone....... but good luck with plans in phils

i would guess not a ladyboy.... just politely ask 'hey i dont mean to be rude but there are lots of ladyboys around hehehe, are you one?'
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Old 02-20-2017, 11:00 PM   #95
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The girl is a confirmed ladyboy. She asked for video call and the voice made it clear, looks didn't make it clear at all even on video. She looks better than 90% of girls on Tinder, wtf.

Still not gonna meet her.
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Old 02-20-2017, 11:56 PM   #96
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Re: Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before

Yeah just go to a few malls. Get a small note pad and write out a lad of notes with something along the lines of

'Friend Request



To Accept Text (and put your own phone number here so they can text or call you)'

If you have line/viber could also add your i.d

Then smile and walk off before they read it.

If you are a bit more confident, walk off slowly and they may try speaking to you, then you just let the convo flow from there.

PI girls are easy to chat to cus their not that shy, just keep asking questions and they'll talk about themselves forever, tell them your a noob there and ask where you could buy certain things, foods or whatever.

Also wall paper not that big of a deal. Tell them you wanted to know the real side of PI and meet real people, not just stay in a hotel or some place fancy, you took a shared place to meet locals and learn their culture etc..

Make jokes about the room and wallpaper before they even come over, saying it's lol but now problem cus people there are nice (even if they are not) they're flippers unless your bagging a hi class one (which you wont be) then they will just lol it off themselves, prolly think your cute and will surmise your not a 5 star baller they can rinse for money.
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Old 02-21-2017, 12:20 AM   #97
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i don't think you should be encouraging people to adapt dante's note method. it's pathetic behavior.
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Old 02-21-2017, 12:26 AM   #98
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Why you have to bring her direct to small flat she would feel uncomfortable at.

Bring her to clubhouse at the gated community and get to know a bit offer something to drink and some snack - changes are she likes you and you can make offer going into your room.

Girls in the Phil are generally lot hotter than in Thai imo. never mind the potato nose. And good english etc. shouldnt be hard at all.
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Old 02-21-2017, 12:30 AM   #99
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The girl is a confirmed ladyboy. She asked for video call and the voice made it clear, looks didn't make it clear at all even on video. She looks better than 90% of girls on Tinder, wtf.

Still not gonna meet her.
you should try to confirm whether every girl is or isnt.... just ask, they wont be offended and most will think its funny
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Old 02-21-2017, 12:32 AM   #100
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Yeah, and ladyboys are not everything you can run into. One of the dangers is hermafrodites no easy way to spot before you go down there. My herma had huge boobs, be carefull with them. Better ask are you LB & Hermafrodite or a real lady?
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