Well it was about 3am and we where about 200m deep into soi 11. Jason and Adrea was staying here at the time so makes sense we ended up here.(This was back in the day when everything closed at 1am) Me and cedric was ofc drunk as **** but not ready to tie it in yet. We jump a tuk tuk that happened to be something like 1.5meters from where we had been standing and talking riverplay ore some other bull**** topic for the last 5minutes ore so. Jason walks by and we drag him in even thou he was giving some bull**** whine about we not having any morals. **** that get in. Asian ****ing *******.

We tell the driver,, YEAH LADAY MASAGE LADY MASGEE, U KNOW???+

JEJEJEJJEJEJEJEJ I KNOW,

GOOD, BPAI BPAI!

#1 place we walked in to had a small setup with a corner sofa with about 20something butt ugly girls. Me and Ced's beer was already on its way in so we ended up staying for 20minutes more than we should have. Jason.. idk where he went,, unless he took like a 15 smoking break.
We left and complained to the driver that this was no massage and that we wanted LADY MASAAAAAAAAGE
JEJJJEJEJE he said. By then I knew he was lying and this night had nothing good comming out of it. But I was laughing hysterically and it was hard to explain my feelings.
It was also at this point where I was gonna prove to jason that I was not drunk by balancing on a pipe that was for no real reason just right there in the pavement.

I failed.
Blackout.

Im in a taxi.

We roll up this this hotel looking place thats run down as FUUUCK. No clue on the map where we are.
This place was like strait out of a B-horror movie. It looked more like a mental hospital than a hotel. The guy in the lobby looked at us and exchanged a few words with the driver and they send up upstairs... The lights where florescent and was flickering at random, creating that *WWWWwwr* *WWWWwwr* sound that nobody really like. After completing the stairs we all got a bit of the fear and there was a moment where the driver had passed us and we where alone and I said something like,, hm I think we are gonna get killed.
Cedrik laughed while he was removing his gold neck chain and ring and hid it in his left socket.
The corridors where long and nasty with that marble floor and florescent light, we came up to a intercection and went in to the first room of the floor. I turned left and saw maby the most disturbing image of my life.

Right there in the never ending corridor of flickering florescent light stood a older hooker woman with her head against the wall waving her body back and fort while just staring into the wall.

I got into the room where they had a bench for the costumer to sit down at and in rolled 4 older girls. And they stood there like they where in line at tesco lotus, like nothing was weird was going on.

I leaned to the guys and said wow I really don't want to be here right now. All nodded their head in agreement. I charged for the front, passed the hokkers jumped down the stairs and flew into the taxi where I noticed the meter was still running. The guys came a bit after and all where in a GOOGOGOG mode.

Once again my memory is a bit fuzzy but I believed we ended up at this place where u have alot of bar cornors with tables, a small overpriced bar and a connection room where the red chairs form a U, but no hooker was sitting in them.
I remember I said something like "HM I HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE BUT THEN THJE PLACE WAS PACKED WITJH LADYS" which is no lie.. sadly.

We got a table then started to make some plan on how to get rid of the taxidriver whos meter was now though the roof. But he watched us like a hawk and we could not go anywhere. We demanded him to take us back to soi 11 and he asked for a tip. **** you sir we replied u had ur meter running the entire time. NO TIP FOR YOU.

Then I think we had some nudle soup and I took the skytrain home,, and that was that.

Jason is awesome, i read his poetry in chinese about a bar girl ruining his life. a+

So lesson learned, never go to those huge entertainement places

Pumpui et al!

Glad I found you guys here. I am in Bangkok now for a bit. A buddy said pumpui was looking for me. Let's meet up for a drink.

RG.

must be osteria montreee road. bext food ive ever had. ate there every day, now they have pizza alecc.

LOL @ Canadians declaring any Italian foods the best in da world.

Now when schreech makes declarations about which whiskeys are best for shottin after each winning pot, I'm open ears yo.

haha, my best friend is italian and ive eaten from his grandma, dad, grandpa and at tons of real restaurants with him.. he has gone to italy on serveral occassion

And it was the best food evaaaaaaar (have yet to eat a 100$ plate in italy though :P)

then i come back home and see antonius up to a 750k stack @ omaha hi/lo.. i came pew pew

Pretty scandalous quote IMO. Just go there :

http://www.ilikemassage.com/ In thai but many pictures

http://www.soapy-massage.com/index.html awesome site with maps and reviews

Choose a place and go around 6-7pm for dinner or drinks or whatever. Trust me that's the best hour.

The rest should be obvious.

Whats up all. Just got to BKK, staying in Silom. Dead tired after all night flight and 2 weeks of non stop partying in Greece. Anybody here recommend which cell carrier I should go with? I was thinking about shopping around for a phone at MBK but not sure yet. Also, I'm American but got into the Euro 2008 soccer games when I was in Greece. Anyone watching the final? Glad to be here, later.

jameson dak dak dak.

BKK night 3 - start drinking way too early. myself and em2 decide to go out and take a longtail boat cruise. it didn't suck, but it wasnt great either. we get back around 6 and plan to go to lumphini that night to watch the boxing boxing boxing. never happened. instead i play some drunken hu like a retard and flip redargoe 2 times for 2k. luckily i broke even on hte flips. that night, myself, clickingbuttons, and em2 went to the greatest street on teh planet - rca. we all got carded for the first time in the history of thailand and had to return to the hotel to pick up our ids. all was not lost and we made our triumphant return shortly after. route 66 + the bar next door. so many cute thai girls. anyway, i had the sense of mind to realize i was too drunk and left for soi 11. on the way, i had the feeling my cab driver did not like me. my suspicions were confirmed after he dropped me off and and yelled out the window "go **** yourself". i went to spice solo to try to sabatoge li's efforts. i have no idea what my problem is and should just let him be. fortuneatly, he was no where to be found. i had a drink, unsuccessfully tried to pimp myself out for 1000baht, and left.

em2 leaves today which is sad. even though i feel iller than i have in my entire life, i decided to extend my stay in bkk by 2 nights to hang out wiht my man fletcher. if i survive, its a goddamn miracle.

any flight recommendations from BKK -> east coast of canada? i want my flight to be fast, comfortable and not air canada. thanks!

Thai Air, BACK TO Phuket for some rest and recovery from your BKK silliness!

you'll have to forgive me, im not at my best/ive been gone for a month, ive been drunk since i left/and these so-called vacations, will soon be my death/ im so sick from the drink, i need home for a rest/take me home!

i think phuket will only magnify my problems.

def hitting the parlor soon lol nice site

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