Is this like in "Rounders" with TeddyKGB?

no, teddy holds no grudges and just pwns noobs for shiggles

We got a shook one

son, he scared to death scared to look he shook
cuz aint no such thing as halfway crooks

Is this what you were going for?

yesssssssssss to all the killas and the hundred dolla billas

I'd buy action of TBJ if they play Mario Kart to determine best MTTer. JT would probably choose bowser or wario.

lol'd at this. SM prob goes with peach imo

amurophil nh in napt mohegan

Yo5hi all day.

Hey TBJ,
I have done a bunch of these live HU grudge matches and what works well in my experience is anywhere from 100-200bb best of 3 or 5. What's wrong with that? Seems like a fair compromise on both parts. And I'd also be happy to step into the booth with Shaun for commentary if you guys did a match. If you need any help setting up this match lmk.
gl,
dlpnyc21

http://www.stackemcoaching.com/coach/joetehan.html

I don't think he's interested. I'm more than interested though. Thats obviously a fair compromise. I have no problem with that structure and would love for Joe Tehan to accept!

site is almost certainly a SCAM! you'd be better off w/ cardrunners or leggo for sure.

did i use it right?

idiots.

But did you see what it said on his site?

"Expertise: There are few players who have mastered the successful "agro animal type wild" style that Joe puts to use in MTTs. Players are often let results in specific hands dictate their play and are either too passive or too over the top. There's more to aggression than slinging chips around-Joe helps students become fearless without being reckless. In his MTT coaching sessions, Joe explains how different concepts like bet-sizing, stack sizes, and stack-to-pot ratio affect the decision making process on each street."

Wario's an expert at bet-sizing and stack-to-pot ratio, you have no chance!!!

I just want to make it clear that I have never tried coming on here and calling you out TBJ. I'm simply defending myself. I've come across too many cocky kids that know everything there is to know about poker, so the last thing I wanted to do is butt heads with someone like you who fits that profile. However, if you want to play heads up, I'm sure something can be arranged. My only demand is that when discussing the parameters of the match, you have to start all your sentences with "My backer thinks..." I'm sure we can figure something out and get ourselves a fun little poker match when the LAPC rolls around.

So it has come to my attention that this summer you were recently dropped by your backer. This is cool information.

I wonder why someone that has paid so much in taxes and won so much in cash games would have needed a backer!?

I also wonder why a backer would drop such a superstar like Joe?????? I assume you were in makeup Joe? Care to comment?

Also, for good measure, why would you berate someone that seeks backing to reduce the variance of poker when

1. you had a backer and I assume managed to prove to him you were an idiot just as you proved to everyone that knows anything about poker in your epic poker FT performance

2. The only way you could afford the 20k buyin was by enlisting SEVERAL BACKERS ON TWOPLUSTWO!

Lets hope you aren't broke by LAPC

Lets also hope if you are you can work your charm/link your hendon mob and scam some more people! get a markup ffs! I'll tell whoever you want I'm a fish!

sigh...

i just really want to know where the supposed 3.5million in profit went...hookers and blow? divorce? degen?

and the 3.5million was before CRUSHING HIGHSTAKES NL CASH GAMES DEEEP CUZ JOE LIKES IT REAL DEEP

The bitterness is laughable. Better lucky than good. I predict that the words 'joe tehan you cnut' will emanate from the fumes in your garage when the hate becomes too much. Take it easy. You'll blow a gasket (which would mess up the aforementioned plan).

Some people need a stake in order to play, others seek one simply to reduce variance. So... what did your backer say about heads up?

play at least best of 5 for 5k a pop....then bet max on series outcome...=game that settles nothing but we and ur goodselves can get enough action to make it intresting

Why did TBJ ever stop his bet of no sex for ten years?

I can't even see how he could have it with himself without feeling betrayed. Why did he pass up so much value there, as well?

Masturbation was definitely allowed in that bet so I'm not sure what you are trying to say feihua.

I think he's saying why'd you quit a no sex bet since you're likely drawing slim at getting laid even if you try. Free money, no? Especially when you're already broke.

Who the **** are you and the rest of the random fk tards that flame tbj itt without even having a fkn clue what your talking about.

oh so TBJ is not only a good poker player but a lady's man now?