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Joe Tehan-Stealthmunk HU4Rollz match Joe Tehan-Stealthmunk HU4Rollz match

12-22-2011 , 03:30 PM
He needs live so he can read me ( lol) I proposed live battleship for speed which is A good mix and fair because both elements but I imagine he declines because he wants most variance possible so the worst player has best chance of winning obv. That's why degen idiots offer the absurd parameters to start.

To the many people wanting action ... It's fine I'll maybe sell when time comes but I'd rather sell to the people that staked me in 200-400 / 500-1k Blind matches etc.....they deserve the $$$ more obv
12-22-2011 , 03:38 PM
Date for the event? I might fly to LA just to rail!
12-22-2011 , 04:19 PM
to the people saying live HU is boring. Why couldn't they have 2-3 dealers constantly dealing hands?
12-22-2011 , 04:31 PM
Live battleship, best of 7 150bb hu no blind increase, winner wins all $25k
12-22-2011 , 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Double Ice
Live battleship, best of 7 150bb hu no blind increase, winner wins all $25k
Sign me up. Would bet my life on this!

Maybe I can? How much would 2p2 bet against mylife?

#wi****couldbeatruedeathmatchandwecouldwipetehanof ftheplanet

Heyyyo

Neverscared
12-22-2011 , 04:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jon_midas
I think you guys are missing the true spirit of HU4ROLLZ... it's not about the money, it's about the glory baby!!

#cantwait
This.
12-22-2011 , 07:03 PM
12-22-2011 , 07:26 PM
12-22-2011 , 07:30 PM
legit lol

just perfect
12-22-2011 , 08:05 PM
since Im close with both parties I'll happily offer my help in organizing and communicating this battle royal
12-22-2011 , 08:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jon_midas
woooooooooooooo!!!!!

In b4 munk:

-owns JT for 25k
-parlays said 25k into high roller at LAPC or something
-binks big and goes on a huge heater
-is the next Jason Mercier and gets huge sponsorhip
-surpasses Phil Ivey and is proclaimed the GOAT

Spoiler:


or

-loses to JT
-goes on a drug induced suicidal rampage
-ends up penniless and has to sell his laptop charger for crack
-dies a 2+2 martyr

but hey, those are the swings of NLHE! HU4ROLLZZZZZ!!!!!!!

..... at least this has a better chance of hapenning than Cornell Fiji for 750k!

Spoiler:
12-22-2011 , 08:33 PM
like
12-22-2011 , 08:57 PM
like
12-22-2011 , 10:19 PM
lawl f 500bb deep live. just play a good volume of 5k hu sngs on stars and see who comes out on top.
12-22-2011 , 11:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Double Ice
Live battleship, best of 7 150bb hu no blind increase, winner wins all $25k
easily the most reasonable/best suggestion for how to settle this. i can definitely see why tehan/tehans bitch want to make it one match/super deep/lol variance (since tbj >>>) but im a bit confused why theyre sure tehan is better and still want this

heres a hint, the better player should be trying to reduce variance as much as possible!
12-22-2011 , 11:42 PM
play 50/100, 25k stacks 25 ante with an optional 15k "add-on" when one player dips below 15k. but if someone adds on then blinds go up to 75/150/25 and the other player has the chance to add on also.
12-22-2011 , 11:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jon_midas
woooooooooooooo!!!!!

In b4 munk:

-owns JT for 25k
-parlays said 25k into high roller at LAPC or something
-binks big and goes on a huge heater
-is the next Jason Mercier and gets huge sponsorhip
-surpasses Phil Ivey and is proclaimed the GOAT

or

-loses to JT
-goes on a drug induced suicidal rampage
-ends up penniless and has to sell his laptop charger for crack
-dies a 2+2 martyr

but hey, those are the swings of NLHE! HU4ROLLZZZZZ!!!!!!!

..... at least this has a better chance of hapenning than Cornell Fiji for 750k!
lol
12-22-2011 , 11:54 PM
John,

If you are looking for more action I'll bet a friendly amount on Stealthmunk!
12-23-2011 , 01:16 AM
Wow... had this thread on screen and epsn international showing NAPT FT with Joe Tehan

U guys gotta stream the HU match

Bless
12-23-2011 , 01:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shaundeeb
since Im close with both parties I'll happily offer my help in organizing and communicating this battle royal
Organization and communication skills are the first things that come to mind when people think of shaundeeb.
12-23-2011 , 03:53 AM
zing!
12-23-2011 , 04:28 AM
I knew support would come in for TBJ since this is his "home" and he's a notable here while Joe is not, but it does not mean that the voices here can determine the parameters of this match.

Joe is not playing for the 2+2 crowd, and doesn't care what 2+2 thinks about his game. I hate repeating myself but he's playing TBJ because TBJ continues to call him a scammer and TBJ asked, no, begged to play Joe in any game and any stakes. As you can see from his posts and tone, it's obvious TBJ thinks Joe is the biggest fish in the world and would like to play him in any game.

TBJ called out Joe's play in live poker...Joe is a live player, so the match should and will be live hu (unless TBJ declines).

Why should Joe have to meet the parameters TBJ requested? That's so lol given the fact that TBJ has called Joe every name that describes a fish. He SAYS ANY GAMES/ANY STAKES LIVE while continuously bashing Joe, now he doesn't like the reasonable parameters we set? Joe didn't set out to play HU4Rollz, TBJ did...he needled Joe about it, angled for it, and now he doesn't want to be "hustled" into playing Joe hu nl 500 bbs deep?? If anything, TBJ is the one being an idiot about the parameters by initially asking for 50bb-100bb stacks...lol.

I know I'm dealing w/ mostly an online crowd but 500bb deep live hu nl can definitely move at a reasonable pace. Pots play bigger live. Heck we can ask Matt Savage to have a 2nd dealer have hands ready. I doubt this hu match would be one where each other passes blinds back and forth (I know one half won't).

Since Joe is so bad at poker as TBJ claims, and he would crush him in poker, Joe wants to play the match where he has more experience, and he has more experience playing very deep. Maybe if TBJ concedes that Joe is a better player than him w/ deeper stacks, Joe can be talked down to 300bbs, maybe even a best 2 out of 3 match this deep, but idk, it's up to him but he likes to play really deep.

Also, isn't it more advantageous for the better player to want to play deeper? So I really don't get why TBJ wants to lower the starting stacks. Hmmmm.

If TBJ refuses, then I think it's time to acknowledge the fact that Joe isn't as bad as you've been claiming, and maybe he was never scamming people in the 1st place. Or else play him on his parameters or again, stfu.

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Originally Posted by The Bear Jew
Hunl live anytime ...you want absurd parameters. Cool w/e.
Instead of using the word "absurd", why don't I fill in what you really mean. Your definition of absurd = not totally unreasonable but I'm pretty sure I might be a dog vs. JT at these parameters and it would look bad on me if I lost for calling him a huge fish and scammer so I better find a word that would mask this truth so I can set the parameters to my liking to give myself a better chance of winning.

Also you agreed initially, but I guess you came around to your senses (or either did some homework or <gasp>, I convinced you some that Joe might not be as bad as you thought so you realize you need to make the parameters more to your liking and strengths. So lol after all the bashing you put on Joe.

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Originally Posted by parkert
pretty lame HU4rollz when one person is already broke. still be funny to see tho
Yeah, the funniest part about this whole match is that it stemmed from a broke losing player (this year anyway) calling out a guy that has consistently crushed poker 8 years straight.

It's too bad TBJ will have to play on a stake because Joe said he would've gotten more satisfaction taking TBJ's money rather than his investors'/friends'...oh wait, that will never happen because TBJ is great and Joe is just a fish that shouldn't be playing poker.

Last edited by John K; 12-23-2011 at 04:56 AM.
12-23-2011 , 04:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AK87
Just 4 table hu until someone quits
This, ainec.

Last edited by AcesVsMuck; 12-23-2011 at 04:55 AM. Reason: Or less tables even, if Joe isn't much of an online player
12-23-2011 , 05:01 AM
Honestly, these should be 50bb hu freezeouts, like first one to 25 freezeouts wins
12-23-2011 , 05:12 AM
i never said any game idk why you keep saying that...i said any big bet game...PLO or NL....please don't make stuff up....

and like i said any stakes.....stakes are generally blind levels...i can get staked/sell action/put up money for basically up to 200-400 and know ill be fine.....so it doesn't matter....

agreeing to absurdly deepstacks isn't poker and just ******ed variance whoever coolers someone first you are trying to jack up the variance by making less freezeouts which is a joke....we want to prove who the best player is not who can run hotter.....

Please show me Joe Tehans online results. My name is public. It doesn't look like he cosnistently crush for 8 years straight...looks like he's run hot over a very small sample size of live tourneys....and rest is just hearsay....and it doesn't matter if he was up 10mill in tourneys....he's obviously very bad in them as shown in that thread.

You don't want to meet in between or listen to the people ITT....No ****ing casino is going to have minimum buyin be 300 BBs. That is idiotic. 100bb min is highest ive ever seen.....so be absurd and require something to make it a joke.....guess we won't play....

but i promise you this....25-50 ill sit w/10keven and have a lot of reloads if joe wants to play or if he is scared......w/e....but to insist on 300bb deep....i mean look at durrr challenge he wants lots of hands and min 100bb deep but cant go below 75....should be a good structure to mimic....

and something you don't quite understand.....i can find out tomorrow that joe tehans real name on stars is some sicko HUNL player from back in the day (REALLY UNLIKELY CAN'T IMAGINE AN ONLINE PLAYER COME OFF AS DUMB AS HIM).....be completely wrong w/ my reads....say i don't want to play you in HU because your too good! and it wouldn't matter! BECAUSE HES STILL A ****ING IDIOT IN TOURNEY STRUCTURE AND THATS ALL I CRITCIZED...AND HE SOUNDED LIKE AN IDIOT IN HIS INTERVIEWS...AND LOOKS LIKE AN IDIOT HERE!

MAKE FUN OF $ ALL YOU WANT IVE HAD HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS STOLEN FROM ME SPENT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS BALLED OUT AND BEEN BROKE MANY TIMES IT DOESNT MEAN **** TO ME. THE BEST AND SMARTEST PEOPLE IN THE ONLINE POKER WORLD KNOW IM HONEST AND GREAT AND WOULD BET ON ME TO BEAT THIS ****ING CLOWN.

I'm not arguing w/ this idiot anymore....he just is trying to troll.....ill use deeb or some other person for communications...if Joe wants to pass up a hunl match vs me live hunl....w/ streaming live at LAPC...25-50$ 10k starting stack.....then w/e....we dont need to do freezes as im sure we can't agree on that # because you'll just be absurd....i'd love best of 11 hu freezeouts 25-50 10k deep but you won't play online so thats not really feesible....i'd probably bet my life vs joe tehan on that structure....

many people have made suggestions ITT for standard hu grudgematches.....300-400bb nl would be pretty boring if people are playing optimally.....even 200bb can be boring if it gets nitty.....but w/e...hard to talk HUNL theory with ****ing morons.

If Joe wants that satisfaction make it a best of 31 live battleship 150bb nl freezeouts and ill commit suicide on webcam if joe beats me and put up every dollar to my name.

      
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