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Originally Posted by stealthmunk28
forget about betgo guys...email mat sklansky demanding i be reinstated or betgo will be all hsmtt has left to ffer fml
from:Awkward/Absurd WSOP ME Spot OOP.
There is some very relevant history to this hand.
I am two to the left of villain. He's a very large Detroit Tigers douchey looking scumbag with what appears to be fake jewelery and a scumbag friend of his sweating him. From the second he sat down at the table, I was disgusted to share the earth with him and was looking forward to taking his chips. He is somewhat chatty saying very idiotic stuff, berating other players, commenting on raise sizes, while obviously having no clue whatsoever. For example CO 5xd (standard for my table) button flats 9Ts, he flats bb...778r checked around turn 9 and Tigers scumbag fires 3k at 4500....they check check 5 river button has 9Ts and scumbag has pocket 4s and he started questioning the dudes calling of 1500 with T9s saying its hard to give him credit for that. He also seems to overvalue "big aces" and keeps talking about having a "big ace" and missing flops with them. He was quite the stabber at pots and aggressively mashed a lot of buttons while having no clue what he was doing, like everyone but 2 others at my table. (4 people have busted....in all seriousness if I ever have money I wouldn't sell at 3.5:1 markup for ME this is a joke)
In level 1 I've 3bet him two or three times and he check folded the flop. (Missed pairmines) He also Raised CO, I call sb. Check Check AJ3r, turn 7 i check call 2/3 pot, river 9 ck ck I announce "7" he shows 69o (wp bud)
At 150-300 no ante he makes it 800 in the hijack I make it 2100 on the button with 89ss. He calls. Flop comes KsJsJx he check calls 1500. Turn Ace, he check calls 4000 relatively quickly. River is a brick he checks I give up, he shows K2o. I tell him he played the hand to the perfection and called him an idiot many times. He called me an internet player and said "don't act like I don't know what your doing coming in every pot I've raised." I assure him that he has no clue what is going on and he is just an idiot getting very lucky. He puts on his beats though because he can't take the heat.
First hand from dinner break I start hand with 13k. UTG 1 makes it 700, K2o detroit tigers scumbag flats, I make it 2200, utg1 agonizing folds...tigers calls and I say nice call, playing well, and ask him if he has K2o? He check folds 667r. I tap the table and say well played nice hand as I scoop the pot. Probably call him an idiot a couple more times and thank him for not stopping donating to me.
Then this hand happens, he raises to 800 at 150-300 ante from MP. I flat the CO or HIJ I forget. As soon as I flat he says "everytime." I immediately snap back with "I got to attack the idiots, if you are trying to give it away what am I supposed to do, fold?" Another person comes along to the Q63ss flop. He bets 2k I make it 5100 with 11-12k behind and he tanks for a minute. I snap call the clock on him. He folds.
Just a couple hands later a 90/10 zynga poker fish limps in who has 5x/7xd/4x potted with air/whole arsenal... and another guy limps, and K2o genius makes it 1400 on the button. I have 21k ish to start the hand. I have AKo in the BB. I opt to make it 5500. Thoughts on sizing here? Its really awkward playing OOP in the softest tourney of the year vs someone trying to give there chips to you but also incapable of 4betting light as shown in previous hands. Anyways, as he tanks I say again "got to attack the idiots." He says something about me goading him, and then calls. (lol) Q9Tr. Whats our play/plan for hand now on various runouts?
Bonus question: Should I have 3barreled the JJKA board vs this monkey? I feel like if I 3barrel I have to overbet shove and wasn't quite ready to hit the showers in case he actually had a jack. I had 30k at that hand to start I believe.
heres my reply
I would have flatted the AK from the bb. Your implied odds are increased greatly if you hit the flop. The raise looks like a JJ,KK hand. Now you are locked into a cbet on any board regardless.
I realize this is the 2012 main event, but there are still players whose holy grail is 9 10 J Q drawing hands and these guys kinda fit that profile, so what to do with this flop...?
Insta-shove or insta-check, leaning towards the check and hoping to improve somehow. I think any drawing hand may go along for another card. Any made hand wont.
I think any sized bets is just running the wrong way to the goal line.
Enjoyed the running commentary for sure.
here's your rude remark/reply
amazing the advice ITT, flat pre, locked into cbet on any board regardless? wtf? 9TQr is one of worst boards possible for me. Just because you are unlucky and get a board that smacks the idiots range doesn't mean your locked into betting.
Then a few days later this:
A couple good players have told me I should flat pre. Seems really awkward oop with one definite maybe 2 other callers...but definitely tons more value if I hit a pair.
I actually think preflop is really interesting in the options given in the main event where chips/tourney life are so important. Can see merit for calling/reraising to any particular sizing >3800. And I think his range is pretty well defined...just being OOP with these stacks and no pair is awkward and while he obv is crushed by my TT+AK range or w/e....galfond bucks don't mean much in the one monstrous tourney a year
I still don't know whats optimal in this spot.
I do know that as played I have to ck down flop though.
Steve, stealth, munk, whoever you are, I wouldn't ask anyone to bring you back, let alone demand.
Do you even have a clue whats happened in the USA the last few days, and how totally turned off people are about self righteous, intelligent, non caring ego maniacs? If your not sure what I mean, then ask a couple of good players.