Easy to lose weight if you bake an emetic for dessert every night.

Mihkel,

Congrats on the PR; going to be hard to wait until the end of the month to find out if it was bodyweight or not!

MLY,

I am not a high enough level warlock to cast dispel illusion that would work on you. I feel some lich has gotten control of your taste buds.

grag,

Had to google that one. Good lol.

Monte,

Unsure if that is burn or not. Regardless, hitting "respectable" BW goals are suddenly very achievable when housecat sized. On the bright side, I may be able to see photos of myself slouching/shirtless/etc and not look at myself in confusion and disgust.

Maybe I'll give the press some primacy if I get reasonably close so I can be in the BW press + abs club. (Currently 0/2.)

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2...er-recipe.html
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2...te-recipe.html
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2...rt-recipe.html

Here are three un-pies I may or may not make. I will read the instructions. Weirdly they come out like the pictures. (As opposed to when I make macarons which are misshapen since my piping skills are weak to non-existent.)

I may not use apricot jam and may use raspberry instead. Despite virtually never baking, I can weirdly read a bunch of instructions, use some basic logic and years of experience, and make something that requires a tiny modicum of skill almost perfectly the first time.

Basically the same as enginearing (sic).

200mL skim milk (64/6)
2 scoop brotein (234/50)
Plastic pork nonsense (164/25)
Dressing (163)
300g turkey (333/75)
Wine (350)
Fruit (310)

1618/156

The turkey seems wrong. I'm gonna see what the yield is next time I make it and make some arbitrary changes to try to get a better estimate. The marinade seemed more yogurt-esque than "caesar dressing", which I logged an arbitrary amount of. (Will likely post some adjustments/thoughts/etc I would make if I attempt something like this again.)

Did put in 12.6km walking which is a high score for the month. So I guess that is k. Burn basically no calories doing handful of reps and just walk a lot. Pretty k.

Deficit: 22000

This sounds mighty fishy. Though I wonder if she is based the 6lbs on the 233.x or the angle shot 231 she negotiated.

However, I do agree with Yak and think he raises a very interesting viewpoint.

I think something like scale in middle of room, along with full video of the process.

Sounds like someone's getting scared about the exceedingly clever, though likely misspelled, undertitle he's going to be sporting for the next few years!

Seems unlikely, she'll need better than that magical 231 she put up.

She prob take it down at 215. (She'll prob waddle her way into a sauna and end up putting this up. smh)

I got her number and live nearby so I can exert a bunch of influence on the undertitle. Time to really hit the panic button. But somehow I don't even the terms yet. Is this pound for pound? Wtf, 105 vs 75? And I thought I was generous.

Yes.

Against a fatbody with some reasonable level of willpower I'd be a 20:1 dog. But in MLY's case, she's already angleshot the initial weighin and will probably do the final as well. This makes her mildly competitive. Guess I may have to avoid eating an entire pizza tonight.

I'm very grateful for the cliffs, but I am most grateful for the pic of the strawberry and egg dog turd pie tart thing pic. That sort of thing is the only thing that ever kept me in the mlylt thread, so getting it here for free is very satisfying.

You're welcome.

RIP loco

Cycle: 2hr

Busy today. Saw another of my sedentary middle aged nerd bros who Olytards. Think he is shocked on how pros actually cardio who aren't normie tards. Apparently I look visibly smaller. But he seems weirdly perceptive about all my bodyweight changes. So w/e.

What do you do when cycling for two hours? Is it outside or on a machine?

I seriously don't get it. She's willing to starve herself and angle for a measly 50 bucks and an undertitle, but won't make the smallest of lifestyle changes to benefit herself and her daughter. It's kind of amazing.

"Knee problems"

so bad

Following the thread. Good luck on the bet and fwiw Lapka makes the low content thread completely unreadable.

Indoor only. Cycling outside is terrible. I read mostly.

She is totally deluded. The real irony is that she read a single comment I made that wasn't directed toward her, decided that I shouldn't be allowed to behave in this manner, and then proceeds to threaten/bully me across multiple subs. It is rather creepy and obsessive.

Thanks for the well wishes.

It's hilarious that Lolapka has tried to beat you in several discussions since but failed time and time again, to the point she's felt forced to threaten RL consequences.

Save your face bro.

I'm sorry you think I'm angling or whatever. Remember I agreed to a lower weight than my weigh in?

We can both video weigh ins, but if we do it will have to be Sunday the 30th so code 3 can video. Otherwise I'll be videoing myself in a mirror or something and you would still say I cheated.

You agree to weigh in on the 30th?

MLY,

I may remind you that you admitted to angleshooting your weighin. You quite literally said that you were attempting something that while not explicitly against the rules was against the spirit of the rules. I didn't research your reputation for this, so I just assumed you had a normal sense of decorum and behavior. My mistake. I wish someone had mentioned this (perhaps I didn't open the **** envelope I should've).

I'm struggling to understand why you need code to help with a video. Just put the scale in the middle of the room, step two steps back, turn on the video feature on your phone showing the scale in the middle of the room, and then you stepping on it and the number appearing. And no, I do not agree to weighin on the 30th.

Will you be weighing in when you wakeup, or will you have a sudden mental bout of "I just had to hit the sauna first thing today, so I weighed in after" similar to your prior history?

All,

Last couple days were days. -1800. NEAT was low both days.

Deficit: -23800

Uhhh, I did not try to angle my weigh in. If I remember correctly I hadn't weighed in when I first woke up because I was moving that day and my weight had been lower by a couple of pounds the day before, so I was trying to be fair and transparent about that especially since I was in a bet with Black. I told him I wanted to use my next days lower weigh in as starting.
If I was angling, I could have just said this is my weigh in at 232.xx

You don't understand the OOT culture and their reactions to me.

And I thought you wanted a full body weigh in or something.

You don't know the meaning of the word angle shoot. You simply didn't prepare then ate a **** ton of food + drank a ton. And wanted to post a weighin ~5lbs heavier than your weighins for the previous week. The fact you didn't even bother to weighin like a normal ****ing person speaks volumes for your intent along with your pathetic excuses. Transparency isn't achieved via a post-hoc bull**** weigin. People trust you and respect you when you are pro-active about your rep. I feel I'm just used to dealings with higher morality people who don't engage in the sort of stuff you do otr. But that is on me. You are who you are, and I need to accept the fact that you are low moral fiber.

And no, I have no desire to see your unclothed obese body. So to confirm since you seem to struggle with interpretation:

1) Weighin upon waking morning of Aug 1
2) Video process as I described above

Is this agreeable?

I thought it was because her scale was packed? Now it's because she was trying to be fair and transparent. lol, nice.