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11-08-2015 , 04:56 PM
by the balls on hades... aint no way i'm ever drinking the egg whites raw

also "hard to beat them" touché sir
11-08-2015 , 05:07 PM
I'll do like 2 eggs/3 egg white scrambled eggs - macros are 215cals/25.4p/12.6f
11-08-2015 , 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by kidcolin
I so this crazy thing called buying eggs, and then cooking the eggs, and then.. now pay attention here.. eating the eggs.
Not bad, but DT would have done it better.
11-08-2015 , 06:08 PM
I'd like to take this opportunity to complain. The steps of the apartment are about 2 feet from my front door. The neighbors' mother comes to visit every couple of months and just sits on the top step and chain smokes all day. So every time I go out the door, there she is blocking the stairs puffing on a cigarette.

Thank you for your understanding.
11-08-2015 , 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by biggerboat
I'd like to take this opportunity to complain. The steps of the apartment are about 2 feet from my front door. The neighbors' mother comes to visit every couple of months and just sits on the top step and chain smokes all day. So every time I go out the door, there she is blocking the stairs puffing on a cigarette.

Thank you for your understanding.
Clealry you need to just leave a massive pile of literal **** 2ft from outside your front door. problem solve.

Ok, your turn. I'm chocolate skinned mother ****er. My boss occasionally refers me as Chief.. how do I tell him this is not quite politically correct because i'm not a milky bar mother ****er nor am I from heritage of Tribal Indians?

Thanks for taking a moment to review.

Last edited by TopPair2Pair; 11-08-2015 at 06:29 PM.
11-08-2015 , 06:26 PM
Chief is interpreted to have racial connotations now? (Obviously I'm aware of the origin of the term, but that doesn't seem to me to be the predominant intended usage these days). I guess I have another microaggression that needs to be removed from my white privilege toolbox.
11-08-2015 , 06:34 PM
hmmm i dunno, white on white it seems fine to me. But when its white on brown, i'm like, dude did you just actually say that to me? Are you ****ing with me bra?

Is he ****ing with me? Or is he just being a nice endearing guy? I dunno. Should I be offenceded? I dunno.
11-08-2015 , 06:45 PM
Chief means you're the top of the tribe. What you so mad?

"That's Chief GettingTiredOfYourNicknames to you, buddy/pal/friend."

Last edited by fredd-bird; 11-08-2015 at 06:54 PM.
11-08-2015 , 06:50 PM
I think they say "chum" or "mate" in the UK?
11-08-2015 , 06:54 PM
Wait, "chief" is politically incorrect now? F*ck you 'murricans are such babies when it comes to racism. We've got sports stadiums with grandstands named "****".

...it rhymes with " oon" and starts with a "c".
11-08-2015 , 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by fredd-bird
Chief means you're the top dog of the tribe. What you so mad?

"That's Chief GettingTiredOfYourNicknames to you, buddy/pal/friend."
I dunno, maybe I need a counter word to rile his feathers back a little, something that could be used with racial connotations but actually doesnt but does belittle his authority!! Every suggestion will be tried. Be like take that in the pipe mate.

Or maybe I shoud just take a dump in his office one day when his out. i dunno.
11-08-2015 , 06:57 PM
What's the best place to get sports tickets? Stub hub? Ticketmaster?
11-08-2015 , 06:58 PM
His feathers, you say?
11-08-2015 , 07:17 PM
I mean, if you're going to take a dump in his office, you really do need to wait until he's out, people tend to frown on you taking a dump in their office when they're in.
11-08-2015 , 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Montecore
His feathers, you say?
Yeah, your right, maybe I should take a dump in his hat.

Orrrrr.... Or he could be like.. "Morning Chief" and man could be like "Sup Cowboy?" And then I give him the peoples eyebrow stare and wind my elbows back and pump my chest out and look at him through one eye with a squint whilst tilting my neck. Maybe?
11-08-2015 , 07:25 PM
I only use chief or boss when I'm showing blatant disrespect for someone, be it for their ethnic makeup or otherwise.
11-08-2015 , 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by kidcolin
I only use chief or boss when I'm showing blatant disrespect for someone, be it for their ethnic makeup or otherwise.
One of the young Chaldean guys at the local party store always calls me 'boss' and it irritates the **** out of me.
11-08-2015 , 07:37 PM
I mean it's always context dependent. I call friends those things too. But more often than not, it's more like "OK, chief" in a sarcastic tone, towards an ethnic minority.

Celery in beef stew, yay or nay? See it in a lot of recipes. I say nay.
11-08-2015 , 07:46 PM
I'm not a fan of the celery in that case.
11-08-2015 , 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by SGT RJ
I mean, if you're going to take a dump in his office, you really do need to wait until he's out, people tend to frown on you taking a dump in their office when they're in.
Well they frown upon it when they're out too.
11-08-2015 , 07:49 PM
Thanks, chief.
11-08-2015 , 07:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kidcolin
I mean it's always context dependent. I call friends those things too. But more often than not, it's more like "OK, chief" in a sarcastic tone, towards an ethnic minority.

Celery in beef stew, yay or nay? See it in a lot of recipes. I say nay.
My most used recipe doesn't have any, but I am not opposed.
11-08-2015 , 07:57 PM
Trying to put some beets in this one. Gonna be an adventure.
11-08-2015 , 08:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kidcolin
I mean it's always context dependent. I call friends those things too. But more often than not, it's more like "OK, chief" in a sarcastic tone, towards an ethnic minority.

Celery in beef stew, yay or nay? See it in a lot of recipes. I say nay.
Yay with a capital Y, but not a capital a or second y.
11-08-2015 , 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by 00Snitch
Wait, "chief" is politically incorrect now? F*ck you 'murricans are such babies when it comes to racism. We've got sports stadiums with grandstands named "****".

...it rhymes with " oon" and starts with a "c".
You guys are ****ed when Indonesia et al invades you guys. Sadly we won't be around to laugh for long.

      
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