Open Side Menu Go to the Top
Register
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant

05-23-2017 , 04:38 PM
Don't do that to yourself. Diet ice cream? gtfo
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-24-2017 , 12:26 PM
5/24: 182.0

Walking: 30 min @ 4.1/2% incline (2.0 miles)
HLR: 4x8
Pallofs: 4x12x30
Farmer's walks: 3x40secx95 lb DBs

First one of these in a while due to the packed schedule. Was fine.

Had one and a half couch bourbons last night and had to get up at 2 to take a piss and then didn't get back to sleep for half an hour. The olds are fun.
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-24-2017 , 01:15 PM
Halo Top Caramel is god tier for ~300cals a pint. Main thing is to let them soften more so than regular ice cream.
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-24-2017 , 01:21 PM
I had ~350 calories of Graeter's Salted Carmel last night (real full fat ice cream) and it was pretty delicious and a better experience than powering through a pint of Halo Top. Eating a full pint of fake ice cream is something that probably isn't going to remain in my wheelhouse; easy enough to fill up the hole in my tummy with fresh fruit if I'm not going the poverty cals/suffering route.
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-24-2017 , 01:31 PM
If I buy a pint of ice cream no matter the calories I'm having it in a single sitting.

I have issues.
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-24-2017 , 01:32 PM
It's like that with me a lot of the time too; but I've been on a roll recently, so I've been able to (mostly) extend my diet sperging to limiting dessert as well.
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-25-2017 , 01:17 PM
5/25: 182.4

A
Incline bench (5/3/1): wu, 135x5, 150x5, 170x1, 185x3, 200x3 (9.5), 170x8 (9.5), 160x9 (9.5), 140x10
DB Row: 6x10x95
One Arm Cable Row: 6x15

B
DB Bench: 8x95; 6x100; 4x105; 6x100; 7x95
Machine Rear Fly: 6x12

C
Seated DB Press: 3x8x55
Cable Upright Row: 3x12

Walking into the gym I remember thinking how my elbow felt great, which of course meant it tightened up during on of my incline AMRAP sets. Standard. Relatively certain I wasn't getting another rep on the 200 triple or the 170 and 160 sets, but none of them were really true grinders that were ever in doubt. I hit the rep numbers I was targeting.

I think it's time to continue the never ending journey of attempting to not be a moron and start titrating the volume and intensity of my upper body assistance exercises based on what day of Sn/3/1 I'm on -- I always have trouble with the volume on 5s day, and magically no real issues on the 1s, so I'm thinking something like this makes sense for today's assistance going forward:

Sn/3/1 5s OHP, DB Bench 3x4-5x105, Seated DB Press 3x6x60ish
Sn/3/1 3s OHP, DB Bench 4x6x100, Seated DB Press 4x8x55ish
Sn/3/1 1s OHP, DB Bench 5x8x95, Seated DB Press 5x10x50ish

And try to progress from there.

In other news, 1.5 oz of floor bourbon still affects my quality of sleep. Time to titrate downward a bit more and see how it goes, I suppose.
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-25-2017 , 01:44 PM
I do the same thing with gummi bears and jelly beans. It takes a huge amount of will to not consume 500+ calories of them in one sitting. (There may be multiple sittings per day.)

Just stop buying **** you binge eat.
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-26-2017 , 12:27 PM
Mihkel,

Indeed. Also the main reason why there aren't five pound boxes of Goldfish "for the kids" in my house anymore.

5/26: 181.4

A
SSPT DL Week 5 (85%, 60-75 s rest): wu, 6x255, 2x3x225

B
Squat (light, recovery): wu, 3x5x205
Facepull (seated, light): 8x15
Zottman Curls: 4x10x25

All DL reps again very k. Concentrated on full body tightness instead of just cueing the low back or lats or quads or whatever and it felt and looked solid; also held the reps at the top for an extra few beats. Added a few backoff sets for extra volume, but remained just as deliberate as with the top sets. Felt good, and like I have more in me, but I'm following the program. Everything else easy.
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-26-2017 , 04:23 PM
Binging on Goldfish is pretty hilarious considering your penchant for Serious Eats recipes. We all have our vices I suppose.
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-26-2017 , 10:03 PM
Can you do a rear angle squat vid next time? I want to see your width, knees, etc. nohomo.
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-27-2017 , 12:11 AM
Can you also do it pantsless?
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-27-2017 , 07:04 AM
Chaps is the best I can do; it's a YMCA, after all. Unfortunately I don't don't have the ankle mobility to go barefoot, so you're going to have to imagine that part.
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-27-2017 , 07:55 AM
5/27: 181.4

Walking: 30 min @ 4.1/2% incline (2.0 miles)
Bike sprints: 5x 20 sec on/1 minute pace + 2 minute warm-up and cool down
HLR: 4x8
Pallofs: 4x12x30
Suitcase carries: 3x40secx95 lb DBs

Decided to add HIIT; it blew.

My buddy's in town for the 500, so there'll be a few days' respite from controlled eating. Chicken and waffles this morning will be step 1.
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-30-2017 , 10:14 AM
5/30: 188.8

Took a well needed break from lifting and logging over Memorial Day; went to the 500 with a buddy and sat between Turn 1 and 2. Both the Dixon crash and the five car pile-up with around 22 laps to go happened right in front of us. Perfect day and super exciting race; brought brats and topped them with frijoles charros; also had beers, fruit, chips, and other sundry items. Also cooked out on Memorial Day; may summarize in the recipe thread later.

Compressed this workout a fair bit temporally given I have an early flight to catch and I had to wait for the nanny so I had under an hour; no real effect except I might have gotten another rep on the backoff sets.

A
OHP (5/3/1): wu, 3x105, 3x122.5, 1x137.5, 2x147.5, 2x160 (~9-9.5), 7x137.5 (9), 7x130 (9), 8x115 (9)
NG chins: wu, 6x3x+45
DB Pullover: 4x10x80

B
DB Incline Bench: 4x6x80
DB Hammer: 4x9x45
Facepulls: 8x15

C
Dips: wu, 5x+45, 5x+60, 5x+70, 5x+80

No elbow pain; did the light full ROM triples with a pause at the bottom and it seemed to help. Left forearm got pumped/very slightly sore later on in the workout, but nothing at all like the previous weeks.

OHP doubles and AMRAP all felt solid; even with the extra weight I didn't need to loosen my belt, so I felt good/not sluggish. Dialed back the volume on the DB supporting work as planned; it was pretty smooth except for the first set, which I did with about thirty seconds rest after my last OHP backoff. Dips were light and easy; didn't have time to go heavier.
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-30-2017 , 01:19 PM
Let's see that form at 160x2
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-30-2017 , 01:20 PM
What's your concern?
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-30-2017 , 02:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ExpectedV
Let's see that form at 160x2
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=409Pjtq7jzY
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-30-2017 , 03:15 PM
My ROM is pretty normal . . . Unrack at the nostrils and press out to an inch below the hairline. I'll film my next heavy single attempt just to make sure it passes EV's standards, though.
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-30-2017 , 03:19 PM
Oh shiet!!!! EV calling out the montecore on ROM. It's on bros!!

EV vs montecore


Montecore -800
ExpectedV +650
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-30-2017 , 04:53 PM
That's the line? I'm allin, Monte is a virtual lock. That line may be okay EV vs. random when we're talking about ROM but Montecore? Pshhhh, EV is drawing dead.
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-30-2017 , 05:12 PM
Let's give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he wants to see a Monte video so he can learn from the [strike]great[/]strike] mediocre
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-30-2017 , 05:18 PM
highpraise.gif
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-31-2017 , 07:57 AM
5/31: ???

A
5/3/1 Squat: wu, 3x185, 3x205, 1x230, 2x250, 2x270 (9), 9x230 (8.5), 11x215 (8.5), 12x190 (8.5)

B
SSPT DL (Week 6, assistance): 6x225 (~EMOM)

On the road, so just a quick morning workout before work at a Crossfit box half a mile from the hotel. 270 double felt good even though I got a bit on my toes on rep 2. Felt like I could have gotten more on the 230 AMRAP, but not being in a cage is weird. Assistance DLs more K than last week. No time for RFESS, unfortunately.



Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote
05-31-2017 , 12:25 PM
Good for 270x3. Looked like a 5RM. 275x2 there for sure.
Monte's Log, Featuring a Debate About Dotard Genetic Potential with an Ant Quote

      
m