Move up where they'll respect your strategy.

Lol
I don't need them to respect my strategy or raises or whatever in 1/2-1/3, I just have to adjust to playing tight and straightforward instead of trying to trick things up...it's just boaring.

Those were some hilarious poker posts, I think Im getting a feel for when you're joking!

Can't adjust bet sizes, value bet bottom pair, 3 bet turn. Easy game.

Try hamming it up.

Guys, dont make fun of me because I lack experience playing poker. I only play about 30hrs a month for the past 3 years (roughly 30k hands), and I don't play online. I haven't really done any studying on it other than browsing poker hands on 2+2 every once in a while, so what I know is just from my limited experience.

Yeah, following up a preflop raise and a flop continuation bet with a 3 bet on the turn is good aggressive play MLY.

"Her fridge is too full so I have to eat out" is a new, never before seen excuse in H+F.

MLYLT,

Try betting small on flops and 2x pot on turns

wat.

Like I said before, the health and fitness posts are better than the poker posts.

Do you even bet size bro

I'm at 1180 for the day with McDonald's and subway!

Loco I totally forgot I had a poker dream about you this weekend...well you showed up at the end and took all my money.
I was in the mafia doing all kinds of crazy stuff, at the end of the dream I was running an underground high stakes poker room. I was at a table (naked for some reason, but skinny) with $500k, you walk in and sit down. The first hand you play is heads up against me. I have A10dh, you have A10cc. We both hit a straight, but you have a the straight flush. I shoved all in and lost all my money and then the mafia guys tortured me with some electric cables hooked up to some car batteries.

That sounds about right when you play against me.

Monday log:
I'm about to have some pasta and a salad.

Flawless victory!

Well dang. I haven't had time to look up the recipe and log the calories. I'm still at the stupid rental house getting stuff, cleaning and trying to still paint over where my daughter marked on the wall. Now I have to go find somewhere to crash.

Bud Light 3 x 110 = 330
Generic Miami Vice Drink 4 x 300 = 1200
Whataburger Biscuit with Sausage = 500
Total: 2030

No jelly on the biscuit?

Add 100 calories for jelly!

Thanks Gregorio!
I also had a grilled chicken salad, and chicken quesadilla......and jelly :/

What does :/ mean?

My dumbass sister posted this on Facebook and post those stupid fat girls have more to offer means all the time. It got 20 comments like "God loves you the way you are", "God made you this way" uggh. I replied with a long ranting post about the lies we tell ourselves in regards to food and how we feel and I realized that I'm still freaking lying to myself about how unhealthy food (and ciggerrets) make me feel good. I feel 1000x better now than I did a year ago, and when I was eating nothing but **** in April I felt tired and sluggish all the time. And freaking ciggerrets don't make me feel good; I'm just satisfying a freaking craving to a drug!
My sister is pushing 400lbs right now, and I feel more motivation to lose more weight to show her it can be done.

How has this not come up before? Jesus christ.