Speaking of off track; there's this hot yoga instructor...and nothing's happened at all. I first realized she was "making adjustments" without actually adjusting anything, so basically just copping a feel and figured, "Meh seems like fair play." After all, I have been lined up behind her for floor-bow:
And it is very important to take note of proper form (the teachers here also take the classes sometimes)! Then lately outside of class she's acting like a typical guy does around a pretty girl; tongue-tied and discombobulated but keeps trying to engage. I'm not sure what number you chauvinistic types would put on her since she's not a makeup-wearing type but is pretty and has an exquisitely sculpted body. She's a babe, like mid-20s. Last time we took a class together I caught her checking me out (and you may take my word on that as absolute--I am somewhat of an expert on checking people out during yoga classes).
Now here's the important part. Let's just say, as a hypothetical, you meet her husband and he's a manlet. Like, a jaw-dropping manlet. The kind of guy who grows a beard so people don't ask him if he's truant from school during the day. There's no question who wins the fight between these two. You've heard of outkicking your coverage but this is like your coverage never even took the field. I can't be the only person who's exclaimed, "Seriously?" when she's introduced him. Like, of course she wants to touch a little muscle sometimes.
Not going to ask if that makes it OK. I already know I won't be doing anything and I can keep anything from happening. But Jesus Christ this guy and the poor thing. At worst I may have to ask her to stop touching me, but I'd rather she not retaliate and ask me to stop lining up behind or in front of her:
I am curious on a scale of 1-10 how *not OK* this would be and if that would make it OK for you guys. The husband is a manlet twist.
Thanks and preemptively; Who are you to judge me?