The award should be more about the change rather then the 'look' if you get my drift, IMO.

'Cause I think Renton deserves recognition

Ha ha. That was a good one.

Fack, that's what happens at 40. I am rooting for Josie but these next 25 lbs going to be brutal. The last 10 are not gonna want to go and may have to look at performance enhancers (that obviously cause cancer).

Renton has made an amazing transformation. If there's voting he'd get my vote.

Settle down bro, Renton is one of the frontrunners this year.

lol voting

Speaking of off track; there's this hot yoga instructor...and nothing's happened at all. I first realized she was "making adjustments" without actually adjusting anything, so basically just copping a feel and figured, "Meh seems like fair play." After all, I have been lined up behind her for floor-bow:



And it is very important to take note of proper form (the teachers here also take the classes sometimes)! Then lately outside of class she's acting like a typical guy does around a pretty girl; tongue-tied and discombobulated but keeps trying to engage. I'm not sure what number you chauvinistic types would put on her since she's not a makeup-wearing type but is pretty and has an exquisitely sculpted body. She's a babe, like mid-20s. Last time we took a class together I caught her checking me out (and you may take my word on that as absolute--I am somewhat of an expert on checking people out during yoga classes).

Now here's the important part. Let's just say, as a hypothetical, you meet her husband and he's a manlet. Like, a jaw-dropping manlet. The kind of guy who grows a beard so people don't ask him if he's truant from school during the day. There's no question who wins the fight between these two. You've heard of outkicking your coverage but this is like your coverage never even took the field. I can't be the only person who's exclaimed, "Seriously?" when she's introduced him. Like, of course she wants to touch a little muscle sometimes.

Not going to ask if that makes it OK. I already know I won't be doing anything and I can keep anything from happening. But Jesus Christ this guy and the poor thing. At worst I may have to ask her to stop touching me, but I'd rather she not retaliate and ask me to stop lining up behind or in front of her:




I am curious on a scale of 1-10 how *not OK* this would be and if that would make it OK for you guys. The husband is a manlet twist.

Thanks and preemptively; Who are you to judge me?

he might be a ninja you never know

You're asking how *not ok* it is that she touches you under the pretense of making an adjustment?

First of all, Assumptions:
* You are correct that the touches are not just for adjustments
* You will be able to keep further shiat from happening. (suuuuure)
* She is not touching you in private areas

Based on above, what's not to be okay with? Why not enjoy the touch and attention of someone you find attractive? Unless the touch makes you feel violated or if you feel it could lead to something you'd regret, I don't see an issue.

My .02.

PS I'm sure she's aware of your proximity to her in classes.

There is no such thing as 1-10, its a bull**** scale. 1 or 0. You either hit it or you don't.

Clarification:

I regret the confusion.

In that case, see Thremp's answer.

Move on her.

Very heavily.

In fact, take her out furniture shopping. She wants to get some furniture. Say 'I'll show you where they have some nice furniture'.

Move on her like a *****.

Point of information: YTF was the first Golden Loco.

Holliday, are you asking how not okay it would be for a single guy in the class to bang this married instructor, or how bad it would be for a married​ guy to do it.

Holliday, chances that this couple is into cuckolding?

How do you even know they're not in an open relationship?

I think you're boxing them into a monogamous relationship with no real knowledge of what they actually want.

It depends on how destructive this sex would be for her and your relationship. I mean why at all be monogamous? Because the stress produced is rarely worth it.

How probable is that she is gonna fall for you or you are gonna fall for her?
How probable is that someone will get it and report either to her husband or your wife? Are you sure that she does not just shaker with you?

edit. and what has the size of her husband to do with it being ok? I don't really get that.

Stop snitchin.

I ate some blueberries, which lead to ribeye with ponzu, which lead to cherries, which now has me eating two ribeye sandwiches.

Thayer knew it all along.

Both.

I cannot think of a good reason they wouldn't be. Except it'd be "a little on the nose".

I feel like she would have mentioned it by now.

I'd like to add, are you sure that she does not just shaker with you?

Holliday, at least you know she doesn't have a dick! Yoga class ftw! (Nttawwt, Yugo.)

I am not familiar with that expression.

I highly doubt I'd be capable of a physical relationship without attaching emotionally. I love my wife and do not want to hurt her, but I am not dead, get only limited human interaction, and urges present themselves is all. I'm not going to do it, but I am going to daydream about *how* I'd do it.

It's not the size of the husband that's the issue, it's that it strains credulity to believe he has any idea how to please her. It's like a homeless guy walking around with a Rolex; *somebody's* going to take it from him.

Can you just bang her and TR with pics? This thought problem is crazy land. (Not MLY range, but close.)

Glad I wasn't eating. There'd be food everywhere.

Without meaning to hurt you in any way, but when you say this thinking about them (others in general), do you ever consider yourself in that circumstance and how others perceive your relationship/SO? It seems... short sighted to write that in your position.