In other news, I am on the brink of retiring the conventional back squat. I have tried hybrids. Lowbars. Highbars. Wide stance.
These last couple weeks I even did some shirtless videos (confirmed fat and deleted). And the squat looks perfect til about two inches from parallel. There some weird shifting of my lowback occurs and I start leaning forward.
I was taking a shiet earlier this week and noticed there was a mirror in the bathroom. Of course I put in the obligatory bicep chest side shot. But I noticed I was kinda of hunched on the toilet. My femurs were parallel to the floor as I was taking this killer dump. And I remembered this long femur test.
http://m.voices.yahoo.com/best-way-t...-11775542.html
So I tried adjusting myself on the toilet. Get my shoulders above my midfoot.
It just doesn't facking work guys. The math does not add up. Even when I allow shifting of my knees forward, my femurs are too facking long. As I lean forward to get my shoulders on top of my feet, the only way to get there is too lean forward and thus the hunched look of my hands resting on my knees as I take a dump. My lowback rounds and does that same weird shifting it did in the shirtless squat videos.
I swear my torso is missing three inches!!!!
Anyways I am out of ideas. My squat shoes are only half inch heels. I could go to the 3/4" heels and add shoe inserts for maybe another inch.
And combine that by squatting a hair too high and that could possibly work. And then for competition I hit real depth.
Anyways not sure I am going to buy new squat shoes to test this out. For now going to start experimenting with front squats, zerchers, and Bulgarian split squats.
I am down, but not out.
I did sumo a crushing 275 8repper the other day. Just slammed the weights on a whole bunch of S&Fers faces. Take that Cha and your gorilla arms. Take that monte and your okay squat form. Take that Saw you facking perfect form on every lift fat beatch. Take that KC, just slammed your glasses into oblivion you marv albert sounding knees way out fat fack, take that skeletor right on your big belly, take that fakeb right on your annoying face, and take that aura you superbulking get strong the fake way fpos.