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06-02-2017 , 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Melkerson
I pray to PLOKJ that this knowledge was not acquired by you actually reading it.
I just flicked through and read some passages. Honest.
06-02-2017 , 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Aidan
I just flicked through and read some passages. Honest.
Did you read them out loud to your wife?
06-02-2017 , 11:07 PM
That's tough with a ball gag.
06-02-2017 , 11:09 PM
i was wondering how he turned the pages with handcuffs on?
06-02-2017 , 11:44 PM
You havent heard of audio books?
06-02-2017 , 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Melkerson
I pray to PLOKJ that this knowledge was not acquired by you actually reading it.
Instead of reading the book, I highly recommend everyone read this hilarious chapter by chapter blog analysis of why the book sucks. You are guaranteed to laugh and will feel empowered to make fun of the book if anyone ever mentions it.
06-02-2017 , 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
A skinny man with a woman bigger than him is standard. A tall girl with a short guy is just weird.
Its really not
06-03-2017 , 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by John Candy
Its really not
^^ short guy detected
06-03-2017 , 12:10 AM
I'm not sure which part of Mlylt's post has tilted him. Possibly both?
06-03-2017 , 12:52 AM
Should I amend that to "short fat guy detected?"
06-03-2017 , 12:55 AM
I think its just the fact she's pontificating on relationships in general.
06-03-2017 , 01:06 AM
Pontificating is such a great word. Definitely need to use it more.
06-03-2017 , 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Mihkel05
I think its just the fact she's pontificating on relationships in general.
^^^ short fat guy detected
06-03-2017 , 07:36 AM
I didn't read this many shades of grey, but started to watch one of the movies ( I think there are already many out? ). Found it incredibly boring and not stimulating in any way. Switched the channel after about 10 min. Both central characters seemed just to be super flat from the moment they first enter the scene.

On the other side one of my female friends is ecstatic about it. But she liked also twilight vampire films.
06-03-2017 , 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by RustyBrooks
^^^ short fat guy detected
Whats your excuse?
06-03-2017 , 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Mihkel05
Whats your excuse?
regular height fat guy
06-03-2017 , 10:28 AM
*short skinnyfat
06-03-2017 , 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by RustyBrooks
regular height fat guy
gg wp
06-03-2017 , 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
Good porn, with a good story and actors.
One of these doesn't go with the others.
06-03-2017 , 11:31 AM
Asexual porn: the plumber actually fixes the sink.
06-03-2017 , 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by BustoRhymes
Instead of reading the book, I highly recommend everyone read this hilarious chapter by chapter blog analysis of why the book sucks. You are guaranteed to laugh and will feel empowered to make fun of the book if anyone ever mentions it.
Briefly skimmed the site. Looks like the blogger writes books that are of the exact same genre. So it may be tough to tease out how much of the criticism is based on jealousy that she didn't make a ****ton of money herself. I did read her review of one chapter and it as hilariously bad as Aidan would have us believe.
06-03-2017 , 04:00 PM
These are my targeted ads. Tapatalk has mistaken me for a bombshell and thinks I can fit into these outfits:
06-03-2017 , 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
These are my targeted ads. Tapatalk has mistaken me for a bombshell and thinks I can fit into these outfits:
Are they in high hills? Should that be outfit for actually working out?
Or just underwear? Or actually every day clothing? I am confused and don't like it.
06-03-2017 , 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Rexx14
I had heard that 50 Shades of Grey was very badly written so I didn't bother reading. Having said that I may read them just to see what all the fuss was about. I did the same with a few of the books by Dan Brown, although I was lucky/unlucky enough to have a job at that time which allowed me to read most of my working hours away.

The biggest problem with casting a movie based on a book is that every person who has read it already has an image in their head of what the character should look like and this would be especially true in a novel that would lead to maturbation fantasies.

There's always books on tape, here's some excerpts:

(yeah that's Tywin Lannister)






From personal experience: Yes Asians are indeed more likely to like hentai. And yes Russians are more likely to like anal.

edit: might as well post the renowned author Dan Brown article too http://www.telegraph.co.uk/books/aut...ned-dan-brown/
06-03-2017 , 06:43 PM
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The critics said his writing was clumsy, ungrammatical, repetitive and repetitive.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL that's a great article

      
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