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06-09-2017 , 06:51 PM

#676

Aidan

Kroenke Out

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 24,320

I'm happy to lodge an undertitle change request, sterling work ITT. "Let her eat cake!" is one suggestion, but PM me others

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06-09-2017 , 07:11 PM

#677

Very Josie

I'm a Goddamned Artist

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,656

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Originally Posted by Aidan

I'm happy to lodge an undertitle change request, sterling work ITT. "Let her eat cake!" is one suggestion, but PM me others

Omg omg omg Thanks so much!!!!!!!!!!

Please PM Aiden NICE suggestions that don't involve my nether region. Thank you.

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06-09-2017 , 07:17 PM

#678

Didace

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 19,879

"Handmade penis. Not store bought!" has a nice ring to it.

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06-09-2017 , 07:43 PM

#679

Very Josie

I'm a Goddamned Artist

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,656

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Originally Posted by Didace

"Handmade penis. Not store bought!" has a nice ring to it.

Look at the details...even on the balls.

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06-09-2017 , 07:46 PM

#680

Very Josie

I'm a Goddamned Artist

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,656

Skipped working out and skipped dinner to play poker in NH. Starving, no good food options here, but I'm starting to feel queasy. Need to eat something. It ain't gonna be stellar. AND I'm on tilt but only down a lil bit. Started w $500.

.

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06-09-2017 , 07:57 PM

#681

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,191

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Originally Posted by Didace

"Handmade penis. Not store bought!" has a nice ring to it.

'Handcrafted chocodong' imo

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06-09-2017 , 08:04 PM

#682

Gorilla4Sale

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,208

Impressive caking!

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06-09-2017 , 08:07 PM

#683

DodgerIrish

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,191

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Originally Posted by Didace

Handmade penis Not store bought has a nice ring to it

Submitted w/o punctuation.

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06-09-2017 , 08:43 PM

#684

MeLoveYouLongTime

Not a difficult personality

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 13,159

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Originally Posted by Very Josie

Look at the details...even on the balls.

Nice work, but why so small(the Wang, not the balls)?

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06-09-2017 , 10:09 PM

#685

rAv

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,288

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Originally Posted by Very Josie

I've seen you, you can def afford to eat a little cake.

Sick burn

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06-09-2017 , 11:29 PM

#686

Very Josie

I'm a Goddamned Artist

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,656

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Originally Posted by rAv

Sick burn

Noooooo!!! That was not a burn, I meant you're so fit you could afford to eat cake!!!!

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06-09-2017 , 11:31 PM

#687

Very Josie

I'm a Goddamned Artist

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,656

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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime

Nice work, but why so small(the Wang, not the balls)?

Ha! MLY we think alike! I didn't want it to be too top heavy plus it fit in my hand perfectly when I made it.

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06-10-2017 , 12:13 AM

#688

rAv

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,288

Quote:

Originally Posted by Very Josie

Noooooo!!! That was not a burn, I meant you're so fit you could afford to eat cake!!!!

Just busting your balls

Thanks for the compliment tho!

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06-10-2017 , 01:16 AM

#689

Very Josie

I'm a Goddamned Artist

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,656

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Originally Posted by rAv

Just busting your balls

Thanks for the compliment tho!

Whore!

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06-10-2017 , 01:17 AM

#690

Rexx14

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Great looking cakes Josie. How's the poker going?

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06-10-2017 , 01:35 AM

#691

Very Josie

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Sooooo Tonight didn't go as planned. I played poker instead of going to the gym. Then they finally started the PLO game which was a gooooooood game. At most I was up $400+ but left for the night ahead $190. I'll take it.

Problem is I had a small lunch today but no dinner. They options at the poker room were not great so I didn't eat dinner. Thought I'd grab something on the way home but nope.

Now I'm home and it's 1:30am. I'm going to bed. No way I can hit my protein goal anyway. Blah.

Calories 640
Protein 44g

Fat 37g
Carbs 40g

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06-10-2017 , 01:45 AM

#692

Holliday

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I hesitate to suggest this but perhaps for such emergencies you should have

[Spoiler]Vegan protein powder, like pea protein or brown rice protein[/spoiler]

on hand. It works just like whey protein except hopefully doesn't make you sick, and will be grittier and more disgusting going down but overall meh and done.

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06-10-2017 , 01:51 AM

#693

Very Josie

I'm a Goddamned Artist

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,656

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Originally Posted by Rexx14

Great looking cakes Josie. How's the poker going?

Thanxx Rexx! I should've left earlier but still wound up ahead $190 and had a lot of fun.

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06-10-2017 , 01:55 AM

#694

Very Josie

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Originally Posted by Holliday

Yeah I could've done about a doz different things. I was rushing in and out the door so fast, wasn't thinking.

I'll grab some pea protein to have on hand. Hopefully it's not too bad. I like peas!

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06-10-2017 , 07:02 AM

#695

Gorilla4Sale

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,208

That is so much smarter than shoving ****ty food down just because you were hungry.

Since you had such a low kcal day, you have a little bit of extra room tomorrow if you want to treat yourself. It's something I utilize on the regular.

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06-10-2017 , 09:53 AM

#696

Very Josie

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Originally Posted by Gorilla4Sale

G4S,

Oooo I didn't think of it that way, thanks. A treat today is a fabulous idea.

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06-10-2017 , 10:14 AM

#697

cha59

ARTist

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 25,254

I'd eat a huge steak (or several) today if I were you.

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06-10-2017 , 10:16 AM

#698

Didace

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Originally Posted by Very Josie

A treat today is a fabulous idea.

Just don't go full MLYLT.

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06-10-2017 , 10:57 AM

#699

coon74

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Originally Posted by Holliday

I hesitate to suggest this but perhaps for such emergencies you should have

[Spoiler]Vegan protein powder, like pea protein or brown rice protein[/spoiler]

It's a mystery to me why pea protein is 1.5 times more expensive than whey one while it's vice versa for the unprocessed sources - legumes are thrice cheaper per gram of protein than dairy (barring that legumes are loaded with carbs that may be undesirable). Is it so much difficult to extract protein from legumes?