General Gym Observations - Page 8

Thremp · 12-15-2007, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by surfinillini

And calling jihad one of the worst posters is simply retarded.

Please. Substantiate this. Find a redeeming post. Maybe even splice two or three together and see if you can post something that he vaguely said that isn't complete idiocy or blatantly wrong.

Thremp · 12-15-2007, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by miajag

I think my new favorite gym character is the guy who loudly grunts and groans on every single lift like he's starring in a porno.

Does anyone else let out screams as a joke? I find this hysterically funny when used sparingly.

slim · 12-15-2007, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark1808

The 24 hour fitness I go to has a man booby trainer and I don't get it either.

Usually the most in shape chicks do lunges.

LOL at fat chicks leaning on the stair master barely moving an inch at a time.

Genes are better than working out from my observation. (edit - my point is some chicks work out all the time and they still suck, it's either diet or genes)

Dudes wearing dated **** get me, like short shorts or funky tank tops, I even see dark socks and tennis shoes, WTF?

I love the round fat guy who is in the gym for the first and last time doing crunches as fast as humanly possible.

I never work in with someone, there is always another machine or excercise that is why I hate the way some a holes barge in and demand to work in.

I hate loud annoying grunting while working out. Also people who don't wipe up sweat and people who freaking STANK!!!!

I hate when the same treadmills are always wackd out and stop going at certain speeds.

I hate that there are too few dumb bells (how much could a few extra cost?)

I hate having to carry my membership card, why can't I just swipe a finger print somewhere?

Working out is the best hobby in the whole world!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2nd is poker.

you have a lot of hate

slim · 12-15-2007, 03:32 PM

Back on topic.....

- Black dudes are always huge and ripped with skinny chicken legs
- in the studio room where people do their stretching and ****.....when chicks lie down on their backs on the mats especially with the lower torso/hips twisted to one side, i get turned on. When dude does it, I want to hurl.
-I always stereotype chicks who do the "bad girl " machine even if they are not hot

Reefypoopoo · 12-15-2007, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Thremp

Does anyone else let out screams as a joke? I find this hysterically funny when used sparingly.

def funny. Added bonus if it's a light weight.

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lifting with down syndrome form on purpose can also be funny (see youtube deadlift clip)

AZK · 12-16-2007, 10:27 AM

surf -

link to jihad life story?

Jihad · 12-17-2007, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by AZK

surf -

link to jihad life story?

I don't think I've ever posted a life story. Back in my OOT days though some stuff came up. Funny how much I hate OOT now. I can barely stand even looking at the topics.

Reefypoopoo · 12-17-2007, 07:35 AM

something about how his uncle was a d-bag to him as a kid .. so when he was older/bigger and the uncle had a new pregnant wife he mentioned about how he beats kids and had the uncle by the balls/wife crying in an already shaky marriage.. something awesome to that effect

Rick Diesel · 12-17-2007, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by slim

Back on topic.....

- Black dudes are always huge and ripped with skinny chicken legs
- in the studio room where people do their stretching and ****.....when chicks lie down on their backs on the mats especially with the lower torso/hips twisted to one side, i get turned on. When dude does it, I want to hurl.
-I always stereotype chicks who do the "bad girl " machine even if they are not hot

What is the "bad girl" machine?

shemp · 12-17-2007, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Rick Diesel

What is the "bad girl" machine?

A heart shaped spanking paddle. Because sometimes, love hurts.

found at: http://store.sex-kitten.net/products...~_rd-6953.html

shemp · 12-17-2007, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by slim

- Black dudes are always huge and ripped with skinny chicken legs

In the past 3 weeks I've watched black folks doing OHS, power cleans, power snatches, one armed snatches, one armed barbell snatches!, and a brutal complex of high rep power cleans, jerks, and steps-ups. The White Man (other than some OHS and power cleans from me) didn't do any of this. This is in a gym where blacks are a minority.

So I guess my general gym experience is the opposite of yours. Bros are relatively over represented doing athletic and strength stuff and not in any way top heavy.

slim · 12-17-2007, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rick Diesel

What is the "bad girl" machine?

the one where they spread their legs and work on abductors.....as opposed to the good girl machine.

Rootabager · 12-17-2007, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by shemp

In the past 3 weeks I've watched black folks doing OHS, power cleans, power snatches, one armed snatches, one armed barbell snatches!, and a brutal complex of high rep power cleans, jerks, and steps-ups. The White Man (other than some OHS and power cleans from me) didn't do any of this. This is in a gym where blacks are a minority.

So I guess my general gym experience is the opposite of yours. Bros are relatively over represented doing athletic and strength stuff and not in any way top heavy.

doesnt mean they dont work out hard. Alot of black guys are just built like that. They are usually fast as lightning.

Reefypoopoo · 12-21-2007, 07:15 AM

People underestimate the power of lifting when absolutely pissed off to no end. "heavy" weight I did 15 reps instead of 5. This is undescribable anger

Gobias Ind. · 12-21-2007, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by nuSFwck

Yobz,

Add "socializing" to that list and you're pretty much spot on.

1. Lots of people have no idea how to lift weights/do exercises correctly.
2. You can use the gym mirrors to check out girls without them knowing you're being a creep.
3. Personal trainers (at my gym, atleast) are a waste of time and money.
4. This is sort of a weird, personal belief. Middle-aged (32-40 I guess) women really want to get banged. They keep themselves in pretty good shape at the gym during the day while their husbands are at work. They read all those whack women's magazines about 10 secret sex tricks and how to keep your face looking youthful and crap like that, and they're always looking at/flirting with different guys at the gym. Their fantasy is to bring that trainer from the gym home and let him beat it up like she's 23 years old again. This is an unusual observation, but I see these women in the gym and it's all I can think.

1. Amen. It's amazing how many gym noobs will think they're "lifting heavy" when in reality, their form is complete and utter garbage and in reality, they're just jerking the weights up.

2.Girls know you're checking them out. Even if they're not into you, they want the small amount of attention.

3.It's so true.

4. I really only responded for this one. I used to work w/ a guy at a casino who was the manager at the gym I belong to (long before we even knew each other) and he claimed it was a complete and utter romp-fest. They would bang milfs in the back offices when it was slow in the mornings. Bring in female clients after hours and have at it. Any thing you can think of, was done on the premises. So when you see a trainer talking to a girl at the gym, there's a very good chance he's ****ed or is currently ****ing her.