cant stand this one guy at my gym.
Ive spoke to some of the personal trainers and staff, nobody likes him. He comes in every day, does exactly 1 activity for an excessive amount of time, stares down chicks tops and talks with his 2 goonies where every other word out of his mouth is "f ur moms c"
The first interaction i had with him was when he was using the assisted chinup/dip machine.
The location of this machine is adjacent to the squat rack, which had some plates on it so i wasnt sure which one he was using, at the time he was closer to the squat rack staring at himself in the mirror.
I go up to change the weight on the machine and he goes im not done with that yet. Fine i head over to the free weights and do a bunch of curl excersises, this take me about 35 minutes. As i rest between sets i watch to see if he is done.
This guy is about 6'2'' maybe 190 and does sets of 10 pullups with 88 lbs assist. after he does this one set he will spend 15 minutes walking around the floor, texting and looking at himself in the mirror.
Fine i head to the non-assisted chinup and do a bunch of negatives, then lat pull downs then, about 10 minutes later he finally hits the locker room.
Fast forward to yesterday.
He is using the squat rack to pump his guns when i arrive. FML as i planning on doing legs this day (only 1 squat rack at my gym).
Had a network moment said to myself "im as mad as hell and im not going to take this anymore." he finishes up his set and begins his lap around the gym mirrors. i decide to head over there.
I throw on some 45's and get ready to do my first set. He comes up and says im not done yet.
Picture a 5'9'' white guy and a 6'2'' chinese guy
Hero: dont worry, by the time you finish looking at yourself in the mirror, ill be completely done with my 3 sets.
Villian: What does that mean?
Hero: did you not understand me?
Villian: f ur moms c you goddamn foreigner, i told you im not done.
At this point every single person in the gym comes over and listens to us argue
hero: i know. you work out for 3 minutes then spend 15 minutes looking at yourself in the mirror. In those 15 minutes i plan on using this machine. This does not interfere with your plan on using the machine. (here points over to freeweights) you havent looked at yourself in those mirrors yet, go over there while i finish my sets.
Villian: stupid c foreigner do you know who i am?
Me: is your dad li gang? (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_dad_is_Li_Gang)
everybody in the gym laughs. He pushes me, i push him back and he trips over one of the plates he left out and falls to the ground. All the personal trainers get on him and take him out of the gym.
everybody claps for me.
My adrenaline is pumping so i add an extra 20 lbs to my squat and continue with my workout.