lol I walked into my current YMCA for my first pickup game and am getting ready to scope out the competition when I see a guy attempt to take a charge and massively flops and pushes himself off the floor to make it more dramatic. He gets up and I see his Dwyane Wade jersey. I about burst out laughing.
Quote:
1. Call a foul.
OR
2. If this happens once, the next time you screen him, pull a Boris Diaw and turn your body to check him hockey style as he tries to bowl through you.
i think ill be boris diawing him. These games usually have way too many weak fouls called so i don't think calling an off the ball foul will look good. I am complaining about the guy, but honestly i should probably thank him. I find it sort of hard to get all inspired and ultra competitive for random pickup game, but usually when someone tries to "clown" me, it gets the juices flowing again.
Oh fun note from the other day too, i got fouled and was literally bleeding and a guy said "are you calling a foul?" and i just pointed to the blood and threw the ball up top.
Last edited by POKEROMGLOL; 05-12-2008 at 03:37 AM.
Reason: i am apparently tired and it takes 7 edits to make my post resemble english