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04-12-2013 , 04:16 PM

#1526

The Yugoslavian

STTF HUC II Winner

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 25,040

Rhymes - loco was probably manager at the time and rigged the application process for you.

CR - I like that. Pop a clen I'm sweatin' woo!

04-12-2013 , 04:24 PM

#1527

amplify

Eternal Unknowable Mesmerizing

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 78,255

Quote:

Originally Posted by dassem_ultor

Does anyone actually get a job from cold sending in a resume?

That's how I got my current IT job.

04-12-2013 , 04:32 PM

#1528

Doug Funnie II

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 7,442

Quote:

Originally Posted by Country Roads

i think the last resume i submitted was half a page, come at me. cut out all the fat and just leave the red meat.

Sounds like your resume DNEL.

04-12-2013 , 04:35 PM

#1529

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Quote:

Originally Posted by amplify

That's how I got my current IT job.

Same. That's how I got my current editing job.

04-12-2013 , 04:48 PM

#1530

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Quote:

Originally Posted by Country Roads

i think the last resume i submitted was half a page, come at me. cut out all the fat and just leave the red meat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug Funnie II

Sounds like your resume DNEL.

Video recreation of CR's resume

Spoiler:

04-12-2013 , 04:53 PM

#1531

Country Roads

banned

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 2,357

yeah well i got the job, 2 spots, 30 applicants.

so...

Spoiler:

04-12-2013 , 04:55 PM

#1532

Wolfram

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 15,066

Just made myself a tortilla-less burrito for dinner.

Cooked up some ground beef in burrito mix, cut up half a head of lettuce in a bowl, diced 5 cherry tomatoes and some red onion, 5 green pitted olives and a few tbsp of pinto beans. Poured the ground beef over everything and grated some cheese on top. Then doused it with about a cup of salsa.

Tasted awesome and im stuffed. Mfp says its about 750 cals with 75g prot, 30g fat, 40g carbs.

04-12-2013 , 05:10 PM

#1533

Dudd

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 54,241

That's called a taco salad bro

04-12-2013 , 05:34 PM

#1534

The Yugoslavian

STTF HUC II Winner

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 25,040

Yeah. Ain't no burrito going on there.

I mean, still a brag for sure and I guess LC thread worthy. But, I mean, might as well call it what it is.

04-12-2013 , 05:36 PM

#1535

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

add some rice to that bitch and we can call it a burrito bowl at least...

04-12-2013 , 05:43 PM

#1536

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by downtown

Pretty elite place to live as far as beer is concerned imo.

Definitely agree.

relevant article

04-12-2013 , 05:48 PM

#1537

loco

The First Golden

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 14,844

That dark lord day at 3Floyds is coming up. Are the golden tickets sold out?

Dt-

You don't work or workout why don't you take a day off and pick us up some beer on the 27th? I contribute $25.

04-12-2013 , 06:40 PM

#1538

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Definitely agree.

relevant article

Are they aware that place is haunted?

04-12-2013 , 07:09 PM

#1539

cha59

ARTist

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 25,254

Quote:

Originally Posted by crashjr

Anything east of the rockies, west of the appalachians and north of St. Louis is pretty much Canada, eh.

Spoiler:

04-12-2013 , 10:52 PM

#1540

HalfSlant

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 6,022

04-12-2013 , 11:03 PM

#1541

Country Roads

banned

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 2,357

i raise you

Spoiler:

04-12-2013 , 11:06 PM

#1542

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

At least that guy has a hot, fake girlfriend.

04-12-2013 , 11:08 PM

#1543

00Snitch

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 20,865

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalfSlant

Pic is worthless without a 'come at me bro'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Country Roads

i raise you

Spoiler:

All nattys?

04-12-2013 , 11:09 PM

#1544

00Snitch

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 20,865

I also want to +1 'that sucks, bro' @JF

04-12-2013 , 11:23 PM

#1545

Country Roads

banned

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 2,357

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

At least that guy has a hot, fake girlfriend.

literally fake, she's a tranny.

not gun' lie tho, i'd still hit it.

04-12-2013 , 11:38 PM

#1546

FallsviewSpew

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 442

Have you ever taken a Barbie's dress off?

She probably not anatomically correct.

04-12-2013 , 11:38 PM

#1547

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalfSlant

Quote:

Originally Posted by 00Snitch

Pic is worthless without a 'come at me bro'

Thinkin the same thing.

04-12-2013 , 11:45 PM

#1548

NU Star

clever like that

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 9,509

Quote:

Originally Posted by Country Roads

literally fake, she's a tranny.

not gun' lie tho, i'd still hit it.

Something for you guys to chew on:

Spoiler:

04-12-2013 , 11:54 PM

#1549

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by Country Roads

literally fake, she's a tranny.

not gun' lie tho, i'd still hit it.

Damn. I actually thought it was a real doll.

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Thinkin the same thing.

The Come needs to be distorted like the bottom part of the door. Probably the inverse for the bro.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NU Star

Something for you guys to chew on:

Spoiler:

lol shoppaments

04-13-2013 , 12:01 AM

#1550

FallsviewSpew

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 442

IS THAT A TRANNY??

cuz damn.... I would fruck the shrit outta him.

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