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04-12-2013 , 10:11 AM

#1401

Soulman

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 31,657

Quote:

Originally Posted by Montecore

You mean to tell me I can get loco ripped if I just add another day? Why didn't anyone tell me before now?

Sorry bout that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by downtown

fyp

Spoiler:

Last edited by Soulman; 04-12-2013 at 10:11 AM. Reason: That's supposed to be an ouch gif

04-12-2013 , 10:12 AM

#1402

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82,118

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyFondue

Well I just got home and found my place ransacked.

Stolen:

my old computer (this is already a nightmare to figure out what they have access to, they drained most of the 800 I had in my checking account)

around 500 dollars in money that I collect for their serial numbers

Go pro and other underwater camera

tool set

Having said that, there were some things stashed around that they did not find and and it could have been WAY WAY WAY worse

Damn dude that sucks, good luck getting everything sorted out.

04-12-2013 , 10:12 AM

#1403

BookToMarket

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,957

But I got the 3300-3500 number off the internet. The internet wouldn't lie to me so you guys must be wrong.

Cereally, I'll probably just eat enough to not be hungry all the time and reverse engineer my caloric needs. When I was 190s I was eating like 2700/day avg and maintaining so at 211 I shouldn't be too much higher.

I actually plan to have this for dinner often:

6oz brown rice
5 eggs sunny side up with salt and chipotle tabasco.

Effectively the nuts imo. Man I love SSU eggs.

04-12-2013 , 10:13 AM

#1404

downtown

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,446

Quote:

Originally Posted by Montecore

So they're forcing him to anally fingerblast other prisoners until he wears off his fingers? Sounding-type activities seem out because most of the other prisoners and guards are Asians, but you might be more well versed in Asian prison rape culture than most.

I might be?

04-12-2013 , 10:13 AM

#1405

BookToMarket

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,957

jfc JF, that is ****ing terrible man. sorry to hear.

04-12-2013 , 10:14 AM

#1406

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyFondue

Serious beat. I'm sorry this happened.

04-12-2013 , 10:14 AM

#1407

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82,118

Quote:

Originally Posted by BookToMarket

SSU eggs are pretty elite, although I have become partial to either poached or Gordan Ramsay scrambled over the last few years.

Hard to go wrong with a fried or poached egg, though, unless the yolk isn't runny. Poached/fried eggs on burgers/pasta/pizza is the nuts, though.

04-12-2013 , 10:15 AM

#1408

CrunchyBlack

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,468

I did 50 chins and a million planks yesterday and don't feel it at all today. With this jellydick stuff I think you could train 6 days a week with no problem. Unless you consider fending off hordes of women a problem!

04-12-2013 , 10:15 AM

#1409

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82,118

Quote:

Originally Posted by downtown

I might be?

Well, based on your posted picture yesterday, you quite evidently don't have extensive, shall we say, firsthand experience.

Spoiler:

04-12-2013 , 10:17 AM

#1410

CrunchyBlack

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,468

That sucks jf

04-12-2013 , 10:18 AM

#1411

downtown

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,446

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyFondue

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. **** that sucks bro. I am glad they didn't find your mad bricks/racks of yellows stash, but that is still a huge bummer.

My house was robbed once (wasn't home) and it's the ****ing worst feeling ever. My advice is to watch craigslist, check pawn shops, and just walk around with a bat.

Sorry dude.

04-12-2013 , 10:20 AM

#1412

downtown

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,446

Quote:

Originally Posted by Montecore

Well, based on your posted picture yesterday, you quite evidently don't have extensive, shall we say, firsthand experience.

Spoiler:

04-12-2013 , 10:24 AM

#1413

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82,118

Quote:

Originally Posted by downtown

Beating off must be a challenge.

04-12-2013 , 10:26 AM

#1414

kidcolin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 109,033

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyFondue

Well I just got home and found my place ransacked.

sux

Quote:

Stolen:

my old computer (this is already a nightmare to figure out what they have access to, they drained most of the 800 I had in my checking account)

this doesn't make sense to me.

Quote:

Having said that, there were some things stashed around that they did not find and and it could have been WAY WAY WAY worse

vintage porn collection

04-12-2013 , 10:27 AM

#1415

odb

old hand

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,317

that blows JF. post some updates of your new lifelong quest for vengeance.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BookToMarket

On average it's like 2.5 heavy days that feature ss stuff, and then 2.5 lighter days where it's like bis/tris/abs/pullups/dips

But yeah, it may be too much due to not having as much fuel in my system. Hopefully I can maintain my lifts. I just recently got to a 3 plate squat and 2 plate bench. Dipping below those would make me sad.

[motivational speech]

Spoiler:

[/motivational speech]
but also gl

04-12-2013 , 10:28 AM

#1416

odb

old hand

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,317

Quote:

Originally Posted by downtown

Quote:

Originally Posted by Montecore

Beating off must be a challenge.

perhaps you have heard of "the stranger"

04-12-2013 , 10:32 AM

#1417

JohnnyFondue

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 17,793

I was lucky to have my brand new 2500 computer with me along with iPad

I mean, I lucked out on on over 15k in equity here.

My gf just got a safe so I'm moving all the good stuff into that.

I have no idea about what was on my old computer as far as passwords and stuff. I'm trying to figure out how they charged 2 things already.

I'm pretty sure that I have 1 click shopping set up on amazon and that's linked to my card... but that would deliver to my house I think unless the address was changed.

I think I'm just going to close all my bank accounts and re open new ones.

04-12-2013 , 10:33 AM

#1418

RustyBrooks

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 24,647

Quote:

Originally Posted by downtown

At first glance, I thought maybe she just had a stalker and therefore was keeping a low profile. As I thought about it more, seems like she may actually have multiple stalkers.

Touche.

04-12-2013 , 10:34 AM

#1419

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by downtown

In before all these workout every day to get more rippt types discover that you can work out twice a day six days per week. Gonna be dozens of Lu Xiaojun-like physiques in here within 12 months, no doubt.

Weird you mention this because in the back of my head I have been hatching a plan of "Weightlifting for Tonez" for quite some time.

04-12-2013 , 10:35 AM

#1420

Aidan

Kroenke Out

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 24,320

sucks JF, sorry man

04-12-2013 , 10:36 AM

#1421

Country Roads

banned

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 2,357

Quote:

Originally Posted by kidcolin

this doesn't make sense to me.

same. how does one one manage to drain a bank account without having to enter at least one password?

sux tho jf

04-12-2013 , 10:48 AM

#1422

JohnnyFondue

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 17,793

Yeah, I know it sucks.

My dad told me to look through all of my checks to make sure one wasn't taken to get the routing number, so that's my next project.

Talked to BOA they were surprisingly helpful over chat and the silly part is I can't even do anything until the charges are posted to my account because they are still processing.

Luckily I don't keep much more than a months rent in the bank.