This.
I don't usually have a problem with giving someone chips for money at the tables, but last week at Bellagio two different players and my tables refused to take money for chips citing past issues.

strong. maybe you can be locos new IEL crush, he seems pretty devastated by the loss of cobra_status

It's kind of unfortunate that the counterfeiter put all that effort in to getting everything else perfect and screwed the pen test up. A couple of months ago I watched one of those cable true crime shows about a moderately successful counterfeiter. He ended up buying one of those pens and then just had his girlfriend spend several days testing it on thousands of different kinds of paper. Eventually he found something that worked. (IIRC it was something silly like phone book pages) All of the other features on his bills were somewhat off though. Like store clerks would look at the money a bit suspiciously but reluctantly take it after it passed the pen test, and it would get immediately flagged once it hit a bank.

I think I would counterfeit 10s or 20s to avoid the scrutiny over the bills.
Although I actually had someone look for the strip in a 5$ the other day.

ya I stopped doing this a long time ago. degens can wait in line like the rest of us.

that burger looks awesome. I can't wait to start bulking

Is there enough PLO down there for you to get a similar earn to Stars, or have you had to play a good bit of NL as well?

I'm in a pretty good private game right now, trying to get into a few more. I haven't played NL in about a year. I'm not ready to move out of the country quite yet. If I did it would be to get SNE and grind midstakes tho.

Think I saw the same show.


IIRC, the secret was to spray Aquanet on the money after it was printed (other hairsprays didn't work).

i think that's a myostatin deficiency. kinda sucks that anyone in the future can get ripped in 10 days with no effort.


lol dexter.

2 hours of mad men and 1 hour of GoT tonight





yes.

went to toronto this weekend and didnt get carded once, and that included two baseball games.

i was standing behind two dudes who were late 20's early 30's, they got denied for not having ID. so i go up to order ready to pull out my driver's licence...nothing, they just hand me the beers. they even have a huge sign saying they card everyone under 30.

i'm 20, can't grow a full beard, and still have a little bit of acne

the fack?

ain't nobody ****ing with country roids imo.

I didn't get ID'd from the time I was 17-19 like ever. Then I hit 20-21, and I get ID'd all the time. I'll never understand it.

A+

Walking Dead was great weekly TV (I accept all criticisms of this show; still love it). Now we get new episodes of MM and GoT, and soon the final episodes of Breaking Bad. Makes me weak in the knees just thinking about all of this excellent TV. I think I will go ahead and have my first appetizer for tonight's lineup by watching another episode of 7th Heaven.

Are you switching to raw or was this a one time thing?

I got carded at a bar/restaurant in Minneapolis the other day. I'll be 48 next week.

Anyone have article/book/video recommendations for undulating periodization?

so dude wasnt at visitation today. not sure why as my girl said his girl was dressed and ready for a visit. the counselor did make an announcement prior that if any guests smelled of alcohol they would not be allowed to attend. so mebbe he smelled when signing in. proly he was scared tho.

Have you looked at Mike Ts stuff? I just signed up for coaching with him

Doesn't seem to have too much info on it from what I can see on the site. Unless I'm missing something.

That's sick though that you signed up. I'll be curious to follow. What made you choose him?

deal poker

Im actually going to keep a tally of how many bills i touch tonight. Its gotta be near 10000

How do I know if a plastic container isn't safe to go in the microwave..?

Yell at it DO YOU CAUSE TEH CANCER if it flinches, throw it away.