heul doch

heult doch alle ich kauf mir jetzt nen ferrari!

ich finde man muss fick dein geweine nicht anders ausdrücken wenn man fick dein geweine meint

einmal so runnen

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 11 Tournament, 600/1200 Blinds 125 Ante (8 handed) - PokerStars Hand Converter from HandHistoryConverter.com

MP2 (t58429)
CO (t47728)
Button (t21661)
SB (t54742)
BB (t10669)
UTG (t18463)
UTG+1 (t4110)
Hero (MP1) (t38039)

Hero's M: 13.59

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q, Q
2 folds, Hero bets t3000, 2 folds, Button calls t3000, 1 fold, BB calls t1800

Flop: (t10600) 10, 4, 9 (3 players)
BB bets t3600, Hero raises to t34914 (All-In), Button calls t18536 (All-In), 1 fold

Turn: (t51272) 9 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t51272) 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t51272

Results:
Button had 9, 8 (three of a kind, nines).
Hero had Q, Q (two pair, Queens and nines).
Outcome: Button won t51272

bastard!

IPoker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $106.10
MP: $198.21
CO: $101.10
Hero (BTN): $212.90
SB: $738.99
BB: $39.23

Pre-Flop: A T dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, CO raises to $3.50, Hero raises to $11, 2 folds, CO calls $7.50

Flop: ($23.50) 5 J 4 (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($23.50) K (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero bets $15, CO calls $15

River: ($53.50) Q (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero bets $44, CO raises to $75.10 and is All-In, Hero calls $31.10

Results: $203.70 Pot ($3 Rake)
CO showed T A and WON $200.70 (+$99.60 NET)
Hero showed A T and LOST (-$101.10 NET)


bastardo!

IPoker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $232.25
BB: $198
UTG: $235.15
MP: $210.05
Hero (CO): $200
BTN: $832.30

MP posts $2
MP posts $1
Pre-Flop: A 4 dealt to Hero (CO)
UTG folds, MP checks, Hero raises to $10, BTN folds, SB calls $9, BB folds, MP calls $8

Flop: ($32) 7 5 6 (3 Players)
SB checks, MP bets $33, Hero raises to $190 and is All-In, SB folds, MP calls $157

Turn: ($412) 2 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($412) 3 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $412 Pot ($2 Rake)
MP showed 8 J and LOST (-$197 NET)
Hero showed A 4 and WON $410 (+$210 NET)

dachte wär hinten ahahahah

lecko mio kein bock mehr auf de nshceiss chronisch unter ev zu laufen

$0.05/$0.10 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($9.59)
UTG+1 ($10.65)
CO ($15.71)
Joaggi (BTN) ($10)
SB ($9.90)
BB ($11.98)

Pre-Flop: ($0.15, 6 players) Joaggi is BTN K K
UTG raises to $0.30, 2 folds, Joaggi raises to $1.10, 2 folds, UTG calls $0.80

Flop: Q 8 5 ($2.35, 2 players)
UTG checks, Joaggi bets $1.90, UTG calls $1.90

Turn: 6 ($6.15, 2 players)
UTG checks, Joaggi bets $5, UTG goes all-in $6.59, Joaggi calls $1.59

River: 9 ($19.33, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $19.33
Joaggi shows a pair of Kings
K K
UTG shows a straight, Queen high
10 J

UTG wins $18.05 (net +$8.46)

Joaggi lost $9.59

$0.05/$0.10 No Limit Holdem
4 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO ($10.27)
Joaggi (BTN) ($10)
SB ($15.45)
BB ($16.29)

Pre-Flop: ($0.15, 4 players) Joaggi is BTN 9 7
CO calls $0.10, Joaggi raises to $0.45, SB calls $0.40, BB calls $0.35, CO calls $0.35

Flop: 8 J 10 ($1.80, 4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, CO bets $0.10, Joaggi raises to $1, SB folds, BB folds, CO raises to $1.90, Joaggi goes all-in $9.55, CO calls $7.65

Turn: 9 ($20.90, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 10 ($20.90, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $20.90
CO shows a straight, Jack high
7 4
Joaggi shows a straight, Jack high
9 7


Joaggi collects $9.95 (net -$0.05)
CO collects $9.95 (net -$0.05)
SB lost $0.45
BB lost $0.45




$0.05/$0.10 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($2.63)
UTG+1 ($25.57)
CO ($14.67)
BTN ($18.28)
Joaggi (SB) ($10.05)
BB ($15.19)

Pre-Flop: ($0.15, 6 players) Joaggi is SB K K
UTG calls $0.10, 2 folds, BTN raises to $0.40, Joaggi raises to $1.60, 1 fold, UTG folds, BTN raises to $4.10, Joaggi goes all-in $10.05, BTN calls $5.95

Flop: Q 9 J ($20.30, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: 7 ($20.30, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: Q ($20.30, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $20.30
BTN shows two pair, Aces and Queens
A A
Joaggi shows two pair, Kings and Queens
K K

BTN wins $18.95 (net +$8.90)

Joaggi lost $10.05
UTG lost $0.10

$0.05/$0.10 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($10)
Joaggi (UTG+1) ($10.54)
CO ($11.16)
BTN ($9.18)
SB ($6.83)
BB ($10)

Pre-Flop: ($0.15, 6 players) Joaggi is UTG+1 A A
1 fold, Joaggi raises to $0.35, CO calls $0.35, BTN raises to $1.40, 2 folds, Joaggi goes all-in $10.54, CO folds, BTN goes all-in $7.78

Flop: J 3 10 ($20.22, 2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: K ($20.22, 2 players, 2 all-in)

River: J ($20.22, 2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $20.22
Joaggi shows two pair, Aces and Jacks
A A
BTN shows a full house, Kings full of Jacks
K K

BTN wins $17.61 (net +$8.43)

Joaggi collects $1.36 (net -$9.18)
CO lost $0.35


$0.05/$0.10 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($10.97)
UTG+1 ($10)
CO ($15.07)
Joaggi (BTN) ($10)
SB ($10)
BB ($7.62)

Pre-Flop: ($0.15, 6 players) Joaggi is BTN Q A
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.35, 1 fold, Joaggi calls $0.35, 1 fold, BB calls $0.25

Flop: Q 2 A ($1.10, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 bets $0.70, Joaggi raises to $2, BB folds, UTG+1 goes all-in $9.65, Joaggi goes all-in $7.65

Turn: 9 ($20.40, 2 players, 2 all-in)

River: 7 ($20.40, 2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $20.40
UTG+1 shows a flush, Ace high
A 2
Joaggi shows two pair, Aces and Queens
Q A

UTG+1 wins $19.04 (net +$9.04)

Joaggi lost $10
BB lost $0.35

wtf is going on, geiles we

$0.05/$0.10 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($23.32)
UTG+1 ($16.87)
Joaggi (CO) ($40.31)
BTN ($3.10)
SB ($10)
BB ($12.41)

Pre-Flop: ($0.15, 6 players) Joaggi is CO 8 A A 5
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.35, Joaggi calls $0.35, 3 folds

Flop: J 4 A ($0.85, 2 players)
UTG+1 bets $0.50, Joaggi raises to $1.90, UTG+1 raises to $6.51, Joaggi raises to $20.34, UTG+1 calls $10.01

Turn: 10 ($37.71, 2 players)

River: Q ($37.71, 2 players)

Final Pot: $37.71
UTG+1 shows
K J A K
Joaggi shows
8 A A 5

UTG+1 wins $32.20 (net +$15.33)

Joaggi collects $3.82 (net -$16.87)

Joaggi hör auf mit pokern! Such dir ein neues Hobby!

jo ich sammel jetzt Briefmarken

jajajajajaa

Full Tilt Poker $8,000 Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds - 9 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN: t5648 28.24 BBs
SB: t4745 23.73 BBs
Hero (BB): t2835 14.18 BBs
UTG: t3795 18.98 BBs
UTG+1: t3080 15.40 BBs
UTG+2: t7870 39.35 BBs
MP1: t32752 163.76 BBs
MP2: t3490 17.45 BBs
CO: t5955 29.77 BBs

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is BB with 5 4
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t200, 1 fold, MP1 calls t200, MP2 calls t200, 3 folds, Hero checks

Flop: (t900) 8 6 7 (4 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets t200, MP1 calls t200, MP2 calls t200, Hero raises to t1500, UTG+1 raises to t2880 all in, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, Hero calls t1135 all in

Turn: (t6570) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t6570) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t6570
Hero shows 5 4 (a straight, Ten high)
UTG+1 shows A A (a straight, Ten high)
Hero wins t3285
UTG+1 wins t3285

man läufst du schlecht gestern nur zweiter und heute das.
wie verkraftetest du das den psychisch?

$0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($19.28)
UTG+1 ($34.96)
CO ($19.01)
BTN ($25.67)
SB ($25)
Joaggi (BB) ($28.42)

Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Joaggi is BB 3 3
3 folds, BTN raises to $0.75, 1 fold, Joaggi calls $0.50

Flop: K 10 3 ($1.60, 2 players)
Joaggi checks, BTN bets $1.25, Joaggi raises to $4, BTN calls $2.75

Turn: 6 ($9.60, 2 players)
Joaggi bets $9, BTN goes all-in $20.92, Joaggi calls $11.92

River: J ($51.44, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $51.44
Joaggi shows three of a kind, Threes
3 3
BTN shows three of a kind, Kings
K K

BTN wins $49.44 (net +$23.77)

Joaggi lost $25.67

$0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($18.82)
UTG+1 ($10.65)
CO ($25)
BTN ($30.35)
Joaggi (SB) ($25.55)
BB ($25)

Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Joaggi is SB K K
UTG raises to $0.75, 1 fold, CO calls $0.75, BTN calls $0.75, Joaggi raises to $5, 1 fold, UTG calls $4.25, CO folds, BTN calls $4.25

Flop: J Q 9 ($16, 3 players)
Joaggi bets $15.20, UTG goes all-in $13.82, BTN folds

Turn: Q ($45.02, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 7 ($45.02, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $45.02
Joaggi shows two pair, Kings and Queens
K K
UTG shows a flush, Queen high
6 3

UTG wins $41.64 (net +$22.82)

Joaggi collects $1.38 (net -$18.82)
CO lost $0.75
BTN lost $5

$0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
Joaggi (UTG) ($46.30)
UTG+1 ($29.84)
CO ($22.32)
BTN ($23.16)
SB ($28.81)
BB ($11.62)

Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Joaggi is UTG A K
Joaggi raises to $1, 3 folds, SB calls $0.90, BB calls $0.75

Flop: K A J ($3, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Joaggi bets $2.25, SB folds, BB calls $2.25

Turn: 2 ($7.50, 2 players)
BB checks, Joaggi bets $10.25, BB goes all-in $8.37

River: 4 ($26.12, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $26.12
Joaggi shows
A K
BB shows a Royal Flush
10 Q

BB wins $23.05 (net +$11.43)

Joaggi collects $1.88 (net -$11.62)
SB lost $1

das hier war die letzte hand zum krönenden abschluss mal wieder, bin so krass tilt nur fische am start und ich spiele wieder break even wegen sonem mist hier.

der tägliche tilt

Eine hab ich auch

Party, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $104.76
SB: $100
BB: $42.16
UTG: $63.20
MP: $136.66
CO: $256.68

Pre-Flop: K K dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, CO raises to $3, Hero raises to $10.50, 2 folds, CO calls $7.50

Flop: ($22.50) 4 2 Q (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero bets $20, CO calls $20

Turn: ($62.50) 7 (2 Players)
CO bets $40, Hero raises to $74.26 and is All-In, CO calls $34.26

River: ($211.02) 4 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $211.02 Pot ($3.50 Rake)
Hero mucked K K and LOST (-$104.76 NET)
CO showed 4 3 and WON $207.52 (+$102.76 NET)

lol, den find ich gut

hab nen besseren

Full Tilt Poker $400.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 1258467
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $1722.00
BTN/SB: $314.20

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BB with 6 9
BTN/SB raises to $12, Hero raises to $32, BTN/SB calls $20

Flop: ($64.00) J 5 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $32.00, BTN/SB raises to $282.20, Hero calls $250.20

Turn: ($628.40) J (2 players)

River: ($628.40) J (2 players)

Final Pot: $628.40
Hero shows 6 9
BTN/SB shows 9 5
BTN/SB wins $627.90
(Rake: $0.50)


obviously coolert er mich ein paar hände später mit KK vs QQ und haut dann ab, nachdem er even war.

bin mir ziemlich sicher, dass seine mutter eine prostituierte ist


Full Tilt Poker $11 + $1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds - 4 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (SB): t4300 21.50 BBs
BB: t2640 13.20 BBs
CO: t1290 6.45 BBs
BTN: t870 3.85 BBs

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is SB with K 8
2 folds, Hero raises to t500, BB calls 500

Flop: (t1300) 8 8 K (2 players)
Hero bets t300, BB raises to t2140 all in, Hero calls t1840

Turn: (t5580) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t5580) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: 5580
Hero shows K 8 (a full house, Eights full of Kings)
BB shows T Q (a full house, Tens full of Eights)
BB wins t5580

was zum...?


Full Tilt Poker $24,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 6 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

UTG: t4557 91.14 BBs
Hero (MP): t3312 66.24 BBs
CO: t1205 24.10 BBs
BTN: t3593 71.86 BBs
SB: t2098 41.96 BBs
BB: t2805 56.10 BBs

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is MP with A 6
UTG calls t50, Hero calls t50, 3 folds, BB checks

Flop: (t175) T 5 4 (3 players)
BB checks, UTG bets t4507 all in

und der nächste der any 2 reinstellt jede hand....
rebuy turniere bringen mich zum kotzen


Full Tilt Poker $24,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t40/t80 Blinds - 6 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN: t4230 52.88 BBs
SB: t2920 36.50 BBs
BB: t2880 36 BBs
UTG: t2380 29.75 BBs
Hero (MP): t6139 76.74 BBs
CO: t9690 121.12 BBs

Pre Flop: (t120) Hero is MP with Q Q
UTG calls t80, Hero calls t80, 1 fold, BTN raises to t320, SB raises to t2920 all in, 2 folds, Hero raises to t6139 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t6320) 8 3 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t6320) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t6320) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t6320
SB shows A 9 (a full house, Nines full of Eights)
Hero shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Nines)
SB wins t6320

So spielt man omaha, draw turnen und am river treffen! (95% am flop)

Full Tilt Pot-Limit Omaha, $0.50 BB (2 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($58.30)
Hero (BB) ($38.35)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9, Q, Q, 4
SB bets $1.50, Hero raises to $4.50, SB calls $3

Flop: ($9) Q, 7, 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $7, SB raises to $15.50, Hero calls $8.50

Turn: ($40) 8 (2 players)

River: ($40) 6 (2 players)

Total pot: $40 | Rake: $0.50

Results:
SB had 7, 9, 5, 10 (straight, ten high).
Hero had 9, Q, Q, 4 (three of a kind, Queens).
Outcome: SB won $39.50

Scheiße dieser Laden ist so ein Witz....




Full Tilt Pot-Limit Omaha, $0.50 BB (2 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($79.95)
Hero (BB) ($87.30)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3, J, Q, A
SB bets $1.50, Hero raises to $4.50, SB calls $3

Flop: ($9) 7, 6, 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $9, SB calls $9

Turn: ($27) 10 (2 players)
Hero bets $6.50, SB calls $6.50

River: ($40) 10 (2 players)

Total pot: $40 | Rake: $0.50

Results:
SB had 5, 8, 9, 8 (straight flush, nine high).
Hero had 3, J, Q, A (flush, Ace high).
Outcome: SB won $39.50

annette obrestad at pad....

wenn ich die schon sehe und noch ihre dummen kommentare höre, bin ich tilter als nach nem 1 outer

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