EDF MMA/Fightin' February '12 Konichiwa Thread

[Boris]

CC - that is the one exception. I asked one of the badass 16 y.o. bluebelts at mu gym if he could take her and he said no way.

Re. Rolling with gay dudes. It is essential that you not make eye contact. If you follow this rule you will be ok.

[Recliner]

Originally Posted by Machinehead

This guy says he's not gay. He's just a gay pornstar.

http://www.mmafighting.com/ufc/2012/...pares-to-chase

I'd probably take a bunch of viagra and **** another dude for 80k. Can't wait to see this guy get the mount.

I thought Danny Glover wasn't cut from the UFC?

[caught_clean]

Originally Posted by Boris

CC - that is the one exception. I asked one of the badass 16 y.o. bluebelts at mu gym if he could take her and he said no way.

Re. Rolling with gay dudes. It is essential that you not make eye contact. If you follow this rule you will be ok.

This is a rule for rolling with anyone cmon son!

[ActionJeff]

I think girls smell kind of good, yeah even if we're rolling around sweaty on the ground wtf? Have sex much? If a gay guy is rolling around touching me and is truly attracted to men then something is going there and I've gotta trust this stranger and I'm not fine with that. I'm a pretty sexual person. Maybe I'm just better looking than ya'llz. People throwing out the bigot card are hard headed pricks doing their self righteous little dance, **** off

I'm not going to roll with a 15 year old girl either. One part of that is me being a white belt and going full tilt every roll to push my cardio and skills.

[Phresh]

ham,

Why you are you singling me out? I didn't say I'd have a problem, just that it's not a negative thing not to want to do that. Basketball and other sports are completely different. I'd also see why guys wouldn't want to go with girls. I grappled with a girl from my gym and boom, she wanted to **** me. TRUE STORY. I don't want that to happen with a guy!


Stim,

It wasn't funny the first 7 times you completely misquoted and butchered my original post, it's not now. Give it a rest man. Seriously.

"This kid honestly is a role model," said Schuster, who housed Cochrane for a year earlier in his career. "The reason I say that is because he made a mistake, he recognized his mistake. He paid at the time and he continues to pay for it every day, but he remains mentally strong. I think it fuels him and drives him to prove to people that he can overcome this. He's always told me, 'We'll keep fighting in shows until they either have no choice but to want me, or I can't fight anymore.'"

It sounds like they're both homophobes.

[ActionJeff]

Originally Posted by StimAbuser

It should also be taken into consideration that Fedor liked to get naked with a bunch of other men in a steam room and proceed to spank each other with branches & leaves.


That at the very least is mildly gay.

"Homophobe!"

[ActionJeff]

All of this grapple****ing talk reminds me of news years party. In my friends room upstairs unable to care about anything but packing my new bong and Houses of the Holy. Big fat stocky guy like 5'11, 280 was trying to talk to 2-3 blondes. Mentions he's a former D1 wrestler. Brings this up several times in the next 10 minutes or so, at one point telling a story of heroic proportions. At the climax, which involved him laying on top of the guy and holding him while help came, a girl asks him if he was able to stop the bad man and he was like yeah I'm 280 pounds, you don't think I could hold a person down on the ground?

Girls left and he turns to me and goes man, what happened there? Has my game really fallen that far?

[listen_folks]

We get it. You guys are super open minded.

[listen_folks]

Originally Posted by rubbrband

There are many possible reasons someone wouldn't want to roll with a gay person. I was just demonstrating one of them...

A basic understanding of statistics and a Bayesian inference would make it pretty obvious that being unsure of ones sexuality is pretty unlikely to be the cause of not wanting to roll with a gay guy. Is this really a poker forum?

[rubbrband]

There are many possible reasons someone wouldn't want to roll with a gay person.

pos·si·ble (ps-bl)
adj.
1. Capable of happening, existing, or being true without contradicting proven facts, laws, or circumstances.
2. Capable of occurring or being done without offense to character, nature, or custom.
3. Capable of favorable development; potential: a possible site for the new capital.
4. Of uncertain likelihood.

[ham on rye]

phresh i singled you out because you were the one arguing the point with rubbrbamd that i was responding too.

i think it actually bears repeating - should a gay guy have to disclose that he is gay in order to roll in your gym? IOW, if he can be low key about it in a way that you would never even know, does he need to tell YOU so you can get your panties all in a bunch? doesn't that just show that it's you that has the problem (you in this sense meaning "whichever homophobe you are defending in your comment," if you are saying that you actually don't care) and not him?

[DannyOcean_]

this thread hasn't turned into a wasteland of pedantic and halfway-possibly-bigoted arguments.

nope









































anybody want to talk about MMA?

[oddjob]

Only if it's about gays in the UFC.

[DarkOne]

I'm actually pretty pumped for Tate/Rousey. Looking forward to Alves/Kampmann too. Should be a cool weekend for fights.

But yeah someone needs to fire up the march thread early and we shall never speak of the february thread again.

[MikeyPatriot]

"If a gay guy is rolling around touching me and is truly attracted to men then something is going there and I've gotta trust this stranger and I'm not fine with that."

What exactly do you have to trust him to do? Not ass rape you on the mat? I think you're OK.