My Extremely Detailed Organic Chili Trip Report
So I’ve known that Georgia Tech was playing Air Force in a bowl game today at 2pm for a long time, and invited a few friends over.
I’ve been lurking in this chili thread for a while, and was planning on taking all the advice, doing some research of my own and pushing the chili envelope since I’d have a bunch of independent tasters. Well, I had some stuff to do this morning and found myself with no ingredients, no research and no recipe with 1.5 hrs to kickoff. So I copy/pasted El Diablo’s first two recipes, grabbed my Canon point-and-shoot (for this trip report duh) and headed for the door.
It wasn’t raining in SF for the first time in 3 weeks so I walked down a few blocks to my local organic grocery store and got this photo off.
Then my camera died. So the rest of the shots are with my BB 9700. So I’m sorry for the crappy photos but I tried!!!
First stop is the meat counter where I told the nice meat counter guys my chili trip report plans and asked for any additional advice. They immediately said I was an idiot for mixing ground beef and chopped steak and I should change that and focus on one. I bluntly told them that a world renowned internet poaster had recommended this recipe and he probably knew more about chili meat than someone working at a meat counter in a high-end grocery store. They were not convinced (sorry El D!) Anyway, I got the fattiest ground beef they had, 25% fat if I remember correctly.
Then the guy made a STRONG suggestion that I go with “Cross Rib Kobe Steak” for the chopped meat. I didn’t have the heart to tell him no (I remember reading that cheaper cuts were better?!?!) so went with his advice, since I had asked or it after all! He also pulled out the huge piece of beef so I could take a picture of it so that was cool.
I then remembered I wanted to add a THIRD meat so I got 4 strips of bacon and got the hell out of dodge.
I went with the most expensive brand of organic fire roasted crushed tomatoes, and basically closed my eyes and picked the first organic chocolate that I could find here in the ridiculously large chocolate section. I’m short on time remember!
Got the rest of my ingredients (organic of course) and ran.
$47 and some change...
Had like 30 minutes left now so no time to think, just had to start cooking. Bacon goes in one pan and the big chili pot goes on the burner with some olive oil. I just got a new pocketknife from Amazon so I got a chance to test it out on the beef.
Lethal!
I brown the cubes, remove them and then put in the ground beef. The bacon has been slow cooking and has melted off a good amount of fat so I take it out.
Veggies go into the bacon fat and the bacon (now chopped) and steak cubes go into the drained ground beef.
We’ve got a kegerator in our pad (to keep it classy)
So in goes some Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
The veggies run out of cooking time at 2pm...
So in they go and the game starts. Guests declare that the Chili “looks” good so far.
The first quarter is done before you know it (GT and AF were both running the ball every down) so in goes the dark chocolate
and 10 tortilla chips precision ground.
One more quick quarter of simmering and it’s time to serve! Put some shredded mild cheddar on top and some sour cream.
BOOM!
A guests interpretation...
And there was much rejoicing
Until we fumbled two punt returns in the 3rd quarter and lost the game.
NOTES:
Lots of praise for the chili, and surprise that I could produce something of that caliber. The general quality of the meat was loved, and beans were not missed at all. Just the right amount of spice for non-sadomasochists like myself. Majority thought that lime juice would have been an excellent addition, but not more vinegar.
Two of the guys don’t eat pork, and were very surprised to find out there was bacon in it. I felt bad for forgetting to tell them but they said it tasted great and had more. I think bacon was a KEY ingredient, but somehow disappeared in the matrix of flavors.
Also, someone saw my print out and noticed that I forgot the bourbon, so we poured a shot in after every ones first serving and let it simmer the rest of the game. I think it got worse, but I’m not sure if it’s from the bourbon or the chili getting too hot and the bottom getting overcooked from all the water evaporating, but I’m not going to add bourbon in the future.
OFFICIAL RECIPE (back calculated)
1.5 lbs ground beef
1 lb kobe steak (cubed)
4 strips of bacon
2 bell peppers, green and red
2 white onions
5 cloves of garlic, pressed into the veggies
1 Serrano pepper
3 tsp sea salt
1 tsp pepper
1 tsp cumin
1 tsp chili powder
1 can fire roasted crushed tomatoes (28 oz)
1 can tomato paste (small, 8oz maybe?)
8 oz chicken broth
6 oz Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
splash of Balsamic vinegar
1.5 oz Espresso Dark Chocolate
10 corn tortilla chips (crushed)
NEXT TIME
More ground beef, more chocolate, shallots instead of onions, lime juice, maybe cilantro and cook slower and lower in a crock pot.